Be scared. Be very scared. It's my lunch.
I've started up an interactive story. Basically, i've started it off, and you email in your suggestions of what happens next. Each week (or possibly more often) i'll pick the best submission and post it. Gradually we'll write a story. Until we finish. Or get bored. Got it? Then go and read the beginning.
I'm expecting a submission from all my regular readers - you know who you are (and so do I).