"Our fathers were our models for God. If they bailed, what does that tell you about God? You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you."
"I'm impressed. Well, I'm in love"
BBC News parody [via b3ta]
John comes back to claim his prize
"If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"
"E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles"