A poem about women, from wigu:
A woman is special... no matter how much she weigh, Without women i'd get fat and drink cold beer all day!
Women are the only reason... a man has manners at all, Without a woman alive I'd never make a telephone call!!
Women act pretty, but don't be misled... There's a demon that lives inside of her head, And crushing men's souls is how it is fed, And it will not stop until we are dead.