i was messing around on Jess's computer and put in
www.dogscocks.com . It's a real site! Fuck Me! And my estranged daughter's on it! Get that yorkie's cock out of your mimsy damnit! no biscuits for you. suck daddy's cock you know you want it bitch.
[me-now-sober-edit: Link not safe for work. at all. But then if you were silly enough to click on it at work you probably deserve to get sacked ;)]
what! what is going on. what? oh dear.
oh dear oh dear oh dear I'm calling the smut police
Posted by
Sul, 10 years ago:
Rosie is NOT the smut police! She's who all us smut lovers look up to. :)
nah, i wanted someone else to contribute smut cos of smut police threats and stuff. something to do with robot wars or something i dunno
cos i love smut and stuff. like Sgt. Bash and celebrity rapist craig charles.
Don't forget Mike Tyson, another celebrity rapist
We could do a poll for "favourite celebrity rapist". I would pick John Leslie.
yes but you would have to name it "favourite alleged celebrity rapists"
Sounds like a channel 5 show
craig charles was cleared. i've told you that before.
Posted by
jeff, 10 years ago:
yeah, whatever chay, whatever
Posted by
ell, 10 years ago:
Tsk, Cal turns his back for 5 minutes, and Chay already has a pr0n dungeon up here. :)
I'll bet this took months of planning. Or arsepuppy and a few beers.
The woman who accused him had done it before to other guys. she was a nutter. so you are saying that if someone is unfairly accused of a crime and then they are proved innocent that they should have that hanging over them for the rest of their lives? Can you imagine how bad that would be, give the guy a break.
Posted by
jeff, 10 years ago:
its ok everyone chay's having his period hence his propensity to take EVERYTHING very seriously... here you go pet, i've made you a nice cup of tea and a hot water bottle, off to bed with you, and dont worry about moderating, cal's back now.. there there...
oh thank you sooooooo much jess. You're suuuch a darling girl.
Posted by
jeff, 10 years ago:
and here, have my duvet, you can hide under it to get away from all those nasty people doing the riddles... just dont 'leak' on it or you're gonna have to buy me a new one...
Posted by
jeff, 10 years ago:
some people choose the wrong absorbency sometimes, what can i say?
hahahahahahahaah oh god. :)
LOL I actually thought you meant he was gonna leak as in wank on the duvet lmao
Posted by
jeff, 10 years ago:
nah, if he did *that* i'd give it to you ;)
I'm not sure I'd want his wanky remains
Posted by
jeff, 10 years ago:
but doesnt every girl want their beau's wanky remains? doesnt every girl set aside a drawer for those crusty tissues, used condoms and stained sheets?? not that i'm suggesting theres anything going on or anything or that he's your beau or that you two are gonna get it on or um... *dig* haha... *looks at the floor*... um, i left the gas on.. *runs off*
hahahahahahahaha. ahhahaaahahahaa :)
yes I have a very large collection of wanky remains that I hope to get valued on the Antiques Roadshow soon *fingers crossed*
Posted by
chris, 10 years ago:
god, between this and suls outage in the last 5 minutes i don't know how i can breathe from laughing.
Note: sorry guys... i turned him down and he's straight again.
ya know what really annoys me about this post it should read:
Big Dogs' Cocks
There's a FUCKING apostrophe!
Posted by
chris, 10 years ago:
all i really know is i dont wanna know...
Posted by
jeff, 10 years ago:
ask arsepuppy, its his thread...
was arsepuppy knocking one out over these big dogs' cocks?
Posted by
jeff, 10 years ago:
i hope not, not in my room anyway... and my housemate says there's no stains on or around his desk, so no.. maybe he was waiting till he got back to his whorehouse where he lives...
Posted by
jeff, 10 years ago:
nono, he really does live in a brothel... honest
Posted by
jeff, 10 years ago:
ask him yourself.. he'll be back at work tomorrow (well its today now, but you know what i mean) so no doubt he'll be on here, start a thread called 'arsepuppy lives in a brothel, true or false?'
Posted by
syl, 9 years ago:
You can be so disgusting AP
Posted by
syl, 9 years ago:
That's soap for your mouth young man!
No listen shut up I didn't write Midnights Children or the Satanic Verses!!!!!
sorry wrong topic.
&^^%$£^%$£^%
I'm going to *bump* this just out of respect for Le Chien Derierre's masterful *bumping* just three years ago.
I'm at work, however, so I can't look at the Dog Cock.
Posted by
su, 6 years ago:
praise jebus the link doesn't work anymore
but you can purchase 'anal fat girls for less'
now that's got to be a winner
Women with Cocks
Enormous Cocks
Erect Cocks
Freak Cocks
Gigantic Cocks
Thick Cocks
The Biggest Cocks
Uncut Cocks
Big Black Cocks
Longest Cocks
That's what it says on dogscocks.com + something funny about anal gaping cuties in "Gaping VIP area"?!
anal == VIP area?
i never knew that
i'm never going to look at those people behind the gold rope the same way ever again
gaping areas for celebrities
i don't like being gaped at by celebrities everywhere i go. so intrusive. have i no right to a private life?
I thought we'd had this discussion. Those pictures of your house aren't here any more!
those damn celebrities nicked 'em
and put them in their gaping cutie holes
Happy Birthday Jeff!
Have a lovely day!
why not click thru arsepuppy's link for some birthday treats?
like the site now says:
Dogscocks.com
What you need, when you need it
Posted by
jeffry, 5 years ago:
it's not my birthday you mad old coot!
Reading back this thread, what arsepuppy neglected to tell everyone was that he was drunk on bols blue. I think it's time for the 'doggy doggy doggy' video to go up on youtube.
I DISAPPROVE OF THIS POST ^^^^
... i can't see it any more
Posted by
syl, 5 years ago:
Tut tut. You lot, really.