Discussion » Big Dogs Cocks

Posted by arsepuppy, 12 years ago:
 
i was messing around on Jess's computer and put in www.dogscocks.com . It's a real site! Fuck Me! And my estranged daughter's on it! Get that yorkie's cock out of your mimsy damnit! no biscuits for you. suck daddy's cock you know you want it bitch.


[me-now-sober-edit: Link not safe for work. at all. But then if you were silly enough to click on it at work you probably deserve to get sacked ;)]
Posted by chandler, 12 years ago:
 
what! what is going on. what? oh dear.
Posted by Redmaiden, 12 years ago:
 
oh dear oh dear oh dear I'm calling the smut police
Posted by arsepuppy, 12 years ago:
 
Where's Rosie anyway?
Posted by Sul, 12 years ago:
 
Rosie is NOT the smut police! She's who all us smut lovers look up to. :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12 years ago:
 
nah, i wanted someone else to contribute smut cos of smut police threats and stuff. something to do with robot wars or something i dunno
Posted by arsepuppy, 12 years ago:
 
cos i love smut and stuff. like Sgt. Bash and celebrity rapist craig charles.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12 years ago:
 
allegedly.
Posted by Redmaiden, 12 years ago:
 
Don't forget Mike Tyson, another celebrity rapist
Posted by arsepuppy, 12 years ago:
 
We could do a poll for "favourite celebrity rapist". I would pick John Leslie.
Posted by Redmaiden, 12 years ago:
 
yes but you would have to name it "favourite alleged celebrity rapists"
Posted by arsepuppy, 12 years ago:
 
Sounds like a channel 5 show
Posted by chandler, 12 years ago:
 
craig charles was cleared. i've told you that before.
Posted by jeff, 12 years ago:
 
yeah, whatever chay, whatever
Posted by ell, 12 years ago:
 
Tsk, Cal turns his back for 5 minutes, and Chay already has a pr0n dungeon up here. :)
I'll bet this took months of planning. Or arsepuppy and a few beers.
Posted by chandler, 12 years ago:
 
The woman who accused him had done it before to other guys. she was a nutter. so you are saying that if someone is unfairly accused of a crime and then they are proved innocent that they should have that hanging over them for the rest of their lives? Can you imagine how bad that would be, give the guy a break.
Posted by jeff, 12 years ago:
 
its ok everyone chay's having his period hence his propensity to take EVERYTHING very seriously... here you go pet, i've made you a nice cup of tea and a hot water bottle, off to bed with you, and dont worry about moderating, cal's back now.. there there...
Posted by chandler, 12 years ago:
 
oh thank you sooooooo much jess. You're suuuch a darling girl.
Posted by jeff, 12 years ago:
 
and here, have my duvet, you can hide under it to get away from all those nasty people doing the riddles... just dont 'leak' on it or you're gonna have to buy me a new one...
Posted by Redmaiden, 12 years ago:
 
leak on it? ewww
Posted by jeff, 12 years ago:
 
some people choose the wrong absorbency sometimes, what can i say?
Posted by chandler, 12 years ago:
 
hahahahahahahaah oh god. :)
Posted by Redmaiden, 12 years ago:
 
LOL I actually thought you meant he was gonna leak as in wank on the duvet lmao
Posted by jeff, 12 years ago:
 
nah, if he did *that* i'd give it to you ;)
Posted by Redmaiden, 12 years ago:
 
I'm not sure I'd want his wanky remains
Posted by jeff, 12 years ago:
 
but doesnt every girl want their beau's wanky remains? doesnt every girl set aside a drawer for those crusty tissues, used condoms and stained sheets?? not that i'm suggesting theres anything going on or anything or that he's your beau or that you two are gonna get it on or um... *dig* haha... *looks at the floor*... um, i left the gas on.. *runs off*
Posted by chandler, 12 years ago:
 
hahahahahahahaha. ahhahaaahahahaa :)
Posted by Redmaiden, 12 years ago:
 
yes I have a very large collection of wanky remains that I hope to get valued on the Antiques Roadshow soon *fingers crossed*
Posted by chris, 12 years ago:
 
god, between this and suls outage in the last 5 minutes i don't know how i can breathe from laughing.

Note: sorry guys... i turned him down and he's straight again.
Posted by chandler, 12 years ago:
 
:)
Posted by Redmaiden, 12 years ago:
 
ya know what really annoys me about this post it should read:

Big Dogs' Cocks

There's a FUCKING apostrophe!
Posted by chandler, 12 years ago:
 
Whooo baby, yeah!
Posted by chris, 12 years ago:
 
all i really know is i dont wanna know...
Posted by jeff, 12 years ago:
 
ask arsepuppy, its his thread...
Posted by Redmaiden, 12 years ago:
 
was arsepuppy knocking one out over these big dogs' cocks?
Posted by jeff, 12 years ago:
 
i hope not, not in my room anyway... and my housemate says there's no stains on or around his desk, so no.. maybe he was waiting till he got back to his whorehouse where he lives...
Posted by Redmaiden, 12 years ago:
 
more like kennel
Posted by jeff, 12 years ago:
 
nono, he really does live in a brothel... honest
Posted by Redmaiden, 12 years ago:
 
scarily i believe you
Posted by jeff, 12 years ago:
 
ask him yourself.. he'll be back at work tomorrow (well its today now, but you know what i mean) so no doubt he'll be on here, start a thread called 'arsepuppy lives in a brothel, true or false?'
Posted by arsepuppy, 12 years ago:
 
S'true sadly.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10 years ago:
 
hehe... dogs cocks.....
Posted by syl, 10 years ago:
 
You can be so disgusting AP
Posted by arsepuppy, 10 years ago:
 
Sorry mother.
Posted by syl, 10 years ago:
 
That's soap for your mouth young man!
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 10 years ago:
 
No listen shut up I didn't write Midnights Children or the Satanic Verses!!!!!
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 10 years ago:
 
sorry wrong topic.

&^^%$£^%$£^%
Posted by Meatwood Flack, 7 years ago:
 
I'm going to *bump* this just out of respect for Le Chien Derierre's masterful *bumping* just three years ago.

I'm at work, however, so I can't look at the Dog Cock.
Posted by su, 7 years ago:
 
praise jebus the link doesn't work anymore
but you can purchase 'anal fat girls for less'
now that's got to be a winner
Posted by Redmaiden, 7 years ago:
 
Women with Cocks
Enormous Cocks
Erect Cocks
Freak Cocks
Gigantic Cocks
Thick Cocks
The Biggest Cocks
Uncut Cocks
Big Black Cocks
Longest Cocks

That's what it says on dogscocks.com + something funny about anal gaping cuties in "Gaping VIP area"?!
Posted by Saltation, 7 years ago:
 
anal == VIP area?

i never knew that
Posted by Saltation, 7 years ago:
 
i'm never going to look at those people behind the gold rope the same way ever again
Posted by Redmaiden, 7 years ago:
 
gaping areas for celebrities
Posted by Saltation, 7 years ago:
 
i don't like being gaped at by celebrities everywhere i go. so intrusive. have i no right to a private life?
Posted by Meatwood Flack, 7 years ago:
 
I thought we'd had this discussion. Those pictures of your house aren't here any more!
Posted by Saltation, 7 years ago:
 
those damn celebrities nicked 'em
Posted by Redmaiden, 7 years ago:
 
and put them in their gaping cutie holes
Posted by Meatwood Flack, 6 years ago:
 
Happy Birthday Jeff!

Have a lovely day!
Posted by Saltation, 6 years ago:
 
why not click thru arsepuppy's link for some birthday treats?

like the site now says:
Dogscocks.com
What you need, when you need it
Posted by jeffry, 6 years ago:
 
it's not my birthday you mad old coot!
Reading back this thread, what arsepuppy neglected to tell everyone was that he was drunk on bols blue. I think it's time for the 'doggy doggy doggy' video to go up on youtube.
Posted by arsepuppy, 6 years ago:
 
I DISAPPROVE OF THIS POST ^^^^
Posted by Saltation, 6 years ago:
 
... i can't see it any more
Posted by syl, 6 years ago:
 
Tut tut. You lot, really.

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