Discussion » Gay prostitute

Posted by 9inchAussies, 11 years ago:
 
I want to become a gay prostitute and need some help or hints on how to entr the industry.
Posted by brendolyn, 11 years ago:
 
you are so stupid. there are all kinds of diseases out there. people don't care what they give you
Posted by brendolyn, 11 years ago:
 
i can't believe someone actually wants to degrade their body like that. that is sad!!!! get a life. get a future. don't go out there and get aids and die stupid.
Posted by Redmaiden, 11 years ago:
 
or bum with a gay condom
Posted by Brock, 11 years ago:
 
If you want to enter the Gay Prostitute industry, I reckon "from the rear" may be a good place to start.

Just a thought.
Posted by Redmaiden, 11 years ago:
 
teehee
Posted by tommorris, 11 years ago:
 
"If you want to enter the Gay Prostitute industry, I reckon "from the rear" may be a good place to start."

I always thought just posting about Michael Jackson in the Introductions forum would bring you in enough punters for the year.
Posted by Sul, 11 years ago:
 
took a while but here's the answer:

www.hookonline.org/resource...

...its actually a good read
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 11 years ago:
 
WOW....

Bow before the might knowledge of the Internet....
Posted by cal, 11 years ago:
 
well, of sul anyway
Posted by Nutta2004, 11 years ago:
 
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! 4get being a gay prostitute that iz like so disgustin and so sad i mean y wud u wana bcum a prossie and sell ur body for money y dont u jus get a man!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 11 years ago:
 
Eloquently put, 'Nutta'
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11 years ago:
 
And people say that education in this country is on the decline.
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 11 years ago:
 
Because in a relationship the money comnes to you via a third party or shop in the form of gifts and food and such things all very well but not the cold hard cash required...
Posted by Grim..., 11 years ago:
 
In response to first post - you need a book called 'Sarah'.
Posted by tommorris, 11 years ago:
 
Nutta2004's post is worth treasuring forever and ever.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11 years ago:
 
I'm astounded by his/her ability to do a line of exclamation marks without prematurely letting go of the shift key.
Posted by tommorris, 11 years ago:
 
So am I!!!!11!!!!111!!!!!! They just look the same, don't they?!!!1!?
Posted by arsepuppy, 11 years ago:
 
I'd love to slap the cunt that invented txt spk. Although it's very likely it was Prince.
Posted by tommorris, 11 years ago:
 
lol lol roffle
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 11 years ago:
 
How much money do you get each 'time', out of interest?
Posted by tommorris, 11 years ago:
 
Probably depends on how much your clients want to pay.
Posted by Adel_Rivo, 10 years ago:
 
"upto 36 percent of men are gay or bisexual in their feelings"
-American Journal of Psychiatry 151

For anyone curious about a real man-to-man experience:

"Adel has a great body and is warm, attentive and down to earth, with a relaxed, friendly personality that will put you instantly at ease... Latin passion meets Indian sensuality. Experienced, talented, fun, clean, safe, discreet, reliable and just plain great to be with. But you be the judge."

www.adelrivo.com

Adel Rivo

Male Escort, 24 based in London, UK
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
*edit*

don't tout on CALS'S site, dickhead.

Stay in AOL.

*banned*
Posted by cal, 10 years ago:
 
*our* site o_O
Posted by WarHead, 10 years ago:
 
Someone's getting too big for his booteeeees.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10 years ago:
 
Can't sleep again. Bah.

I used to have an escort, it was nice and fast, especially with German superunleaded. had to sell it when i came back to England though :(
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 

Sorry, Cal. It irritated me, and I forgot myself.


My bad.

/hangs head.

It's Cal's site. I know that now. I will never lean to the dark side again...

:(
Posted by cal, 10 years ago:
 
heh, it's ok. it kinda is our site
Posted by spy_diamond, 10 years ago:
 
good profession!but be careful.measure penis size and agree!
Posted by su, 10 years ago:
 
awwww that's so very sweet - when is the wedding date?
Posted by Grim..., 10 years ago:
 
How far is Massachusetts from Vancouver?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10 years ago:
 
The distance between Vancouver, Canada and Boston, Massachusetts is 2,505 miles (4,031 km).


Bow before my asking Jeeves prowess!
Posted by Grim..., 10 years ago:
 
That's a long way to go to get married.
Posted by su, 10 years ago:
 
but wouldn't you do almost anything for true love?
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
Except strap-ons. I've mentioned this before.

Or being crapped/pissed on. That's too far.
Posted by Rosie, 10 years ago:
 
I could put up with someone having a wee on me - but not a poo. Thats too yukky.


(Only Brad Pitt could wee on me - if he wanted)
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
I'll tell him. He'll probably be on the next flight.

Maybe you should get some plastic sheets on the way home from work, Rosie.
Posted by Miki, 10 years ago:
 
not even Bradd Pitt :S
Posted by su, 10 years ago:
 
never ever
Posted by Rosie, 10 years ago:
 
Well, he'd have to drink from my furry cup first....

It would be worth being pissed on then
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
hahahahah!
Posted by WarHead, 10 years ago:
 
This thread has taken a rather unpleasant turn.
Posted by WarHead, 10 years ago:
 
It started with that rather sweet sentiment from su and then went downhill fast enough make a hardened big dipper rider blow chunks.
Posted by WarHead, 10 years ago:
 
Hang on, I've had time to think about this.

Rosie, why do you want Brad Pitt to drink your widdle?
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
And let's not forget that this thread started about gay prostitutes.

So not much of a downturn in conversation.
Posted by su, 10 years ago:
 
it's Brad Pitt
Posted by WarHead, 10 years ago:
 
Brock: Yeah, but su made it uplifting and we shot it down in flames.

Su: Yeah, I know it's BP, but why get him to drink your wee when he could be licking your lolly?
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
euphamism twist: drinking from the furry cup, is fanjita-munching, not wee drinking, WH.

Does that seem more reasonable now?
Posted by Grim..., 10 years ago:
 
I think the word Brock is looking for is cunny-lingus =]
Posted by WarHead, 10 years ago:
 
I'm sorry, I had a wee fixation for a while there. I'm still not sure it's a good deal.
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
No. The words I was looking for were 'Munching' and 'fanjita'.

Hence my using them.

And you mean cunni lingus.
Posted by WarHead, 10 years ago:
 
Are you sure it's fanjita? And not fajita?
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
fajita is mexican bread thingy's (or something like that).

'fanjita' is a girl's hairy axe wound.

Duh!
Posted by Grim..., 10 years ago:
 
Er, I was taking the Mike with cunny-lingis...

And it's cunnilingus, without any spaces.
Posted by WarHead, 10 years ago:
 
fajita is mexican bread thingy's (or something like that).

'fanjita' is a girl's hairy axe wound

Thanks. I'll try to remember that next time I'm in a Mexican restaurant.
Posted by WarHead, 10 years ago:
 
Well, the question now, is whether Rosie would prefer Brad to munch on her fajita or fanjita. Or both. And if both, in which order?

Do they have hot sauce on fajitas? As that may influence her decision.
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
Grim: if there's no space in the middle, where do you put your tongue?
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
WH: only if she doesn't wash.
Posted by Grim..., 10 years ago:
 
if there's no space in the middle, where do you put your tongue?
#Ba-dum Tish#
Posted by Rosie, 10 years ago:
 
I'd eat fajitas whilst Brad was munching my fanjita. I love to eat fajitas. YUM.
Posted by Grim..., 10 years ago:
 
Surely if Brad was any good at it you wouldn't be able to eat your fajita?
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
Good point.

Not as perfect as you imagine, is he, ladies?
Posted by Grim..., 10 years ago:
 
YEAH!

TAKE THAT, PITT!

YOU AND YOUR ANOREXIC WIFE!
Posted by Grim..., 10 years ago:
 
I'd still hit her, but I'd much rather hit her in Series 1...
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
Headline alert!

"BRAD PITT IN 'SHIT IN BED' SHOCKER"

So, you heard it here first. Another iamcal ground breaking story. That should have destroyed that myth, and made the rest of us more likely to be the subject of womens fantasies.


Um. Maybe.
Posted by Grim..., 10 years ago:
 
"JEN IN 'GRIM...'S THE GUY FOR ME' SHOCKER - PITT DEVASTATED"

Hurrah!

Straight to the chippy with you, girl!
Posted by Grim..., 10 years ago:
 
Hang on a second, IAmCal owns Google, right.

So if I say 'Jennifer Aniston Loves Matt Squirrel' a lot, then google will pick up on that, right?

And what Google says is the truth, right?

HURRAH!
Posted by Grim..., 10 years ago:
 
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Posted by Grim..., 10 years ago:
 
That should do it =]
Posted by Sul, 10 years ago:
 
What class have you got next Grim...?
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
"Jennifer Aniston files law suit against stalker bloke named after stupid little furry animal"
Posted by Grim..., 10 years ago:
 
Sul: I just went to look at what class I would have next if I was still at school and I find out my English teacher has died =[

Brock: Nah, that'll be squirrel with one 'L'.
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
"Jennifer Aniston files law suit against dyslexic stalker bloke named after stupid little furry animal"

:p
Posted by Grim..., 10 years ago:
 
Better.

Anyway, what's your surname? Lesnar?
Or are you the guy from Digimon?
Posted by cal, 10 years ago:
 
which teacher's dead grim?
Posted by Brock, 10 years ago:
 
He linked it in a thread called "Awww" I think.

I'd look, but I can't be arsed.

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