Posted by
cal, 4 years ago:
Welcome to iamcal.com - tell us who you are in this topic and if we like you you'll gain access to the rest of the site.
Cal. Can you help me out with something here? You are colour blind, right?
You mean because Wikipedia says so?
/warhead clutches his keyboard in anticipation of where this exchange might lead.
Posted by
Brock, 4 years ago:
This could be a real roller coaster, eh Warhead?
Yes, the suspense is killing me.
Posted by
syl, 4 years ago:
I cannot believe it is March already. Bloody hell.
Just going off at a tangent for a minute, the latest Charlatans album is available for free download from XFM Manchester
here.
And going off at
another tangent,
Paul Raymond has snuffed it (link goes to a BBC Player news artcicle). Just think, without him the pr0n industry wouldn't have become what it is today.
Syl, have you been getting your gazongas out
in protest?
Posted by
syl, 4 years ago:
I would have liked to have gone today, but I have month-end. If it had been during the month I would have gone. I think the taxi drivers behaviour is disgusting. The taxi drivers here are dangerous thugs and nobody messes with them. :(
Posted by
che, 4 years ago:
"I have month-end."
sounds like another euphamism for "the communists are round for tea"
Dude, is that a Redi-ism?
Posted by
che, 4 years ago:
Perhaps, but it was Arsepuppy that introduced that particular euphamism to iamcal I think.
The Communists round for tea is in my official period vocab - FACT!
I can't bring myself to use Rosie's "Monkey has a nosebleed" though
#839727 +(2323)- [X]
anon: You're so gullible.
sleaz: You mean gullable.
anon: What?
sleaz: It's spelled gullable.
anon: Oh. Okay.
Fabulous first year together??? They have no idea. So far I've neither bought nor sold via eBay.
Mightiest am I,
but I am not alone in this cosmos of mine.
For the black hills consists of black souls,
souls that already dies one thousand deaths.
Behind the stone walls (of centuries) they breed their black art.
Boiling their spells in cauldrons of black gold.
Far up in the mountains,
where the rain fall not far,
yet the Sun cannot reach.
The wizards, my servants,
summon the souls of macrocosm.
No age will escape my wrath.
I travel through time and I return to the future.
I gather wisdom now lost.
I visit again the eternally ancient caves,
before a mighty Emperor thereupon came.
Watching the mortals "discovering" my chronicles, guarded
by the old demons, even unknown to me.
Once destroyed their souls are being summoned
to my timeless prison of hate.
It is delightful to feast upon the screaming souls
that were destroyed in my future.
How many wizards that serve me with evil, I know not.
My empires has no limits.
From the never ending mountains black, to the bottomless lakes.
I am the ruler and has been for eternities long.
I am them.
(I am them.)
(I am them.)
From the never ending mountains black, to the bottomless lakes.
I am the ruler and has been for eternities long.
My wizards are many, but their essence is mine.
Forever they are in the hills in their stone homes of grief.
Because I am the spirit of their existence.
I am them.
I am them.
I am them.
So you should be.
souls that already dies one thousand deaths.
Surely, that should either be 'die' or 'died.'
I am the ruler and has been for eternities long.
So, are you saying you're a 'has been' or did you mean 'have been.'
I think we should be told.
That's the best thing about '93 norweigan black metal. It's all in the most fantastic broken english. That song is called "I AM THE BLACK WIZARDS!!".
However, I was in a fairly incoherent state of mind when I posted that. So I didn't really get much of a chance to check the grammar.
Well, it makes more sense than Soulja Boy, so I suppose I shouldn't complain.
Posted by
ales, 4 years ago:
AXEMAN are you there??
hello axeman I need to speak to you URGENT
Posted by
ales, 4 years ago:
axeman i really need to talk to you
you have my number please call me
I'm messing around with oembed on flickr - not seeing a way to specify which size of the image I want to embed. I tried some combinations of changing the URL and maxwidth/maxheight settings in the request, but to no avail.
I tried:
www.flickr.com/services/oem...
www.flickr.com/services/oem...
www.flickr.com/services/oem...
All three return the same thing:
1.0
photo
Crowley in an intense photohunt
mike.panchenko
www.flickr.com/photos/mikep...
3600
Flickr
www.flickr.com
500
375
farm2.static.flickr.com/121...
Are we not there yet?
I was thinking of making a flickr oembed wordpress plugin. It'll still work, but will be limited to the one size.
Is there a way to work this? Would it be possible to set up server side logic @flickr which actually checks the
/sizes/foo part of the URL and returns the appropriate URL/size info? I haven't thought about it long (and it's late) but that seems to be in line with the standard - would only have to change the url GET var in the request, putting all the logic on the providers side and just spitting out the right image.
Cheers.
Mike.
Posted by
Sul, 4 years ago:
Yes but where's the fun in that?
Posted by
ales, 4 years ago:
axeman please call I need to speak
there is something important
sorry, axeman likes REAL ales, and you're just a pale internet shadow
Posted by
AxeMan, 4 years ago:
ales hi. you'tre not going to believe the month I've had. I got back in to the UK yesterday. I'll put it like that. Ever since we 'oarted company' in poland it's been ......... interesting.
look, email me
axe_man@mail.com if you have anything to say to me or some kind of explaination about what happened
Sorry about that everyone else but I didnt want to go into the gorey details on here... tjhank goodness I am now safe and sound and back home.
Dare I ask what happened to Axeman?
I might email him.
