Damn. Anyone fancy a bit of photoshopping?
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Posted by
Brock, 3 months ago:
Explain to them that you (and people like Gwar, for instance) perform under pseudonyms, and that to remove them would destroy your artistic integrity (say that with a straight face as best you can).
Then fuck them over with something heavy and pointy if they argue.
Posted by
che, 3 months ago:
email the stuff over to me doc and i'll sort it for you tonight.
chayhawes AT gmail DOT com