Teacher found guilty of lesbian sex with student, 14.
My favourite parts of this are:
"
When the girl's parents discovered the couple in bed, they asked that the bedroom door be left open." Presumably so they could watch.
"
Mr Fuller told the jury the pair participated in a menage a trois with a man in the back of Thompson's ute." .. is that some kind of FFM variation on a spit roast?
Posted by
che, 3 years ago:
blimey. they haven't had that story in neighbours, have they?
Posted by
syl, 3 years ago:
Is that link broken? I get a page 404.
Sold out at £6 a bar ... the tastebud sensation that's a mix of milk chocolate and smoky bacon
Now, however, confectioners have combined the two in the world's first bacon chocolate bar. And it is proving a major success with British customers.
Syl, I had a trailing slash on that link, for some strange reason, prolly coz I suck at teh internet. Fixed it now even though Mr Piano had kindly posted the right one.
From my crappy Left Handers calendar
"Left-hander Iuliana
Semenova of the former Soviet Union is the tallest (almost 7'2") and heaviest (284 pounds) female Olympic gold medalist of all time."
Before she was married, Cally in Battlestar Galactica was called Callandra Henderson.
yer shittin, right?
i'd been about to follow on from your post with an agonising cal pun re running away to get married. then i realised i'd muddled merry-go-round with steam-driven piano.
which would have ruined the joke.
so i didn't.
This must be the ultimate bad luck.
yeah. imagine being married to a drowned chick.
OTOH:
she's always wet
she doesn't need to keep coming up for air (that is SO annoying!)
Bacon and Cheese Roll - Cal will love this
foodproof.com/photos/full/b...
Bloody hell, that should be called Death By Cheese'n'Bacon.
was step 4a "don asbestos gloves" overloooked?
Christ on a bike, I only just heard that
George got fired from Flickr .
For once I'm lost for words.
Sorry, that was more of a "so?" than a "who?". Do you know her, or something?
Not personally, but I wouldn't have expected her to be sacked from Flickr any more than I would Cal.
Posted by
syl, 3 years ago:
Yes, that is a shock.
Posted by
che, 3 years ago:
I read that link you posted yesterday warhead, as I didn't know who George Oates was.
It's only today reading your last comment that I realise George Oates is a woman.
the breasts weren't a clue?
no, wait, of course not. you grew up in england. :D
check out
www.roh.org.uk/myroyalopera... , and click on the Title dropdown.
it's slightly longer than "Mr Mrs Ms Other"...
Wanker? Were? Westphalian?
Posted by
che, 3 years ago:
Salt - that title list is amazing!
it's friggin freaky, isn't it?
wh: were-baron... i LIKE that
"once a month, at the height of the full moon, i turn into a baron, and roam the dark barren moors and narrow city alleyways, howling drunk, SNUBBING people."
I want I want I want
I want to own a small piece of land and a pub.
That way, I can sign all letters and emails and things, without fear of contradiction or clarity:
Sal Tation, Esquire and bar
</obscure joke>
You may have seen this before, I hadn't, and it made me really lol, so I thought I'd share.
Posted by
syl, 3 years ago:
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!
Posted by
AxeMan, 3 years ago:
Franzini concurs, stating that there is as yet no research that has determined the percentage of people who are actually laughing out loud when they write "LOL".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL
there WILL be cake!
tails
scrollbar.dk/events/2008112...
The most popular ones were Sentry Gun and the Teleportation shots. But all our recipes were very well-received. We encourage you to give them a try - but please credit us if you do!
my favourite is "The Drink is a Lie"
axeman: superb. but the wikipoids are bound to delete it, surely?
they delete reams of merely useful or interesting
facts they don't like, after all.
I've just realised that the Titicaca photo is wrong, as it has a picture of a PAIR of breasts, implying that the place is actually called Titititicaca.
To summarise, there's one titi too many.
And THAT'S not something I have to say very often.
Actually, that LOL thing seems to have a reference from a reliable source, so maybe it won't be deleted for a while...
wh: ttoo mmanny tittis? nnott posssible!
doc: fingers crossed! wikipedia is currently undergoing a wave of self-righteous virtue-seeking via the red pen. the "mere" intra-article carnage of deletion has been accelerating exponentially over 2008 and is now entering fever-pitch. no longer just intra-article wholesale deletions by people with no knowledge of the topic, let alone english; for months now, whole articles of long standing are being deleted left-right-n-centre.
eg:
Foamy (eg Stigmata in my EYE!) got deleted in-toto this year (twice) as "a web comic". therefore not "notable".
DESPITE HIS SQUIRRELY WRATH!!!
insufficiently high status, you see, for status-seekers.
happy new year all!
And now, from the world of the bizarre -
Strindberg and Helium.
Check out this video about Ryu that was made by someone with a
lot of time on their hands.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fp...
See if you can spot the joins, because I can't.
Posted by
Gary, 2 years ago:
That's pretty awesome! :o
Posted by
cal, 2 years ago:
the great thing about aliased sprites is that they're identical every time. fairly easy to splice. the trick here seems to be that on the transitions he ends up slightly out of place, but is jumped back during the next move sequence
True, but they're only identical when he's changing to the 'same' Ryu, if you see what I mean. But bah, enough of the science! That's an ace video =]
Next fucking awesome thing: Microsoft Tablet:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmI...
I so want that to be real =[
This is great. Surely it's a joke, right?
sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main...
Posted by
Miki, 2 years ago:
for cal:
www.firebox.com/product/246...
Posted by
cal, 2 years ago:
i've had baconnaise for years. doesn't actually contain bacon. quite nice in burgers
Posted by
Miki, 2 years ago:
I'm so behind the times
Speechbreaker - lots of fun with Gordon Brown, David Cameron or that other fellah, whatsisname .... Nick Clegg.
I can't help feeling is shouldn't be possible to do the things shown
here. This young lady can also be seen in the video of
Example's - Watch The Sun Come Up (Devil's Gun Zeitgeist Remix).
Penis tissue replaced in the lab. I wonder if they do sock as well.
Grim,
this wasn't you (or your Dad) was it?
