I think there may be water in the engine.
Today happy birthday special is bowl of dog. BYE BYE LITTLE PUPPY! YOU ARE FOOD! you are my best hat. i will wear you mr hat.
Posted by
syl, 2 years ago:
Tiger Woods fucks everything up :(
Posted by
che, 2 years ago:
"Hey man, check out that tasty piece of tail"
I was trying to land the plane, then I pissed myself
Posted by
che, 2 years ago:
beargod wins teh internetz
bbbbbbbbEARGOAD!!! wwwwELCOMEHOME!!!1
"I've never played outdoor pocket billiards before."
Time for another one.
BTW, anyone recognise this?
Posted by
Sul, 2 years ago:
"I get all the girls I get all the girls"
orig:
"
Cockermouth Airport closed twice daily"
"'Fuel tank's leaking again'"
"Global Warming drowns low-lying airports shock horror"
"Jesus Airlines folds as investors lose faith"
new:
"'Right a bit, Grandma'"
"Uproar in court as spectacular soprano newcomer reveals artificial assistance"
>"Jesus Airlines folds as investors lose faith"
UPDATE:
"Bread goes soggy, Fishes escape. Multitudes sue under EU law."
Father enters the debate.
"I very clearly said 'Walk on water'. Walk on water. Very clear. 'Walk'. Nothing about 'Land on water'."
--> "My lord, my lord, why have you forsunken me?"
*rummage*
"I think I dropped the keys"
"Shit! Me too"
oops, Grim… already did that one. better.