Posted by
cal, 2 years ago:
Welcome to iamcal.com - tell us who you are in this topic and if we like you you'll gain access to the rest of the site.
I am selling viagra, I think that Brock fellow needs some.
Posted by
syl, 2 years ago:
haha
elton john's song for osama : sandals in the bin
Posted by
che, 2 years ago:
Syl: 1997 called and it wants its joke back.
(Sandals in the Bin was suggested as the song for mother Terasa when she died around the same time as Princess Di)
Posted by
syl, 2 years ago:
oh dear :(
i am always so damn slow with the jokes. But I hadn't heard it before so I laughed my sorry ass off.
not very nice to laugh at someone's death though.
I had the damn giggles yesterday.
EVERYTHING was funny.
someone must have slipped some dope into my all-bran
buggers
i hope they do it again today
Wow. I thought for a moment the Discussion section had totally vanished. Or is it just super-secrit now? Or am I just looking in the wrong place?
Posted by
syl, 2 years ago:
Cal tried to hide it! He's ashamed of us!
Posted by
Miki, 2 years ago:
I noticed it too, lost all my cookies so had to actually log on and couldnt find it anymore!
I don't know. Tell us what you've said to date and we can give you an opinion.
Posted by
Miki, 2 years ago:
I think the second post in this thread completes the roundup
I'm good. You? It's finally Friday night and I'm off to see a film. Suggestions?
Posted by
Miki, 2 years ago:
sorry, very late response
last film we saw was Limitless, nice idea and looked nice, but not much of a story in the end
what did you see in the end?
Munchkins
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!
Mayor
As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.
Barrister
But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Mayor
To see?
Barrister
If she
Mayor
If she?
Barrister
Is morally, ethic'lly
Father No.1
Spiritually, physically
Father No. 2
Positively, absolutely
Munchkins
Undeniably and reliably Dead
Coroner
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.
Mayor
Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants
Barrister
If any.
Mayor
Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last id dead!
Posted by
Miki, 2 years ago:
how cool is that!
never would have found it if you hadn't posted that :D
Those are the witchiest shoes I have ever seen.