Discussion » Newbie topic - July 2011

Posted by cal, 2 years ago:
 
Welcome to iamcal.com - tell us who you are in this topic and if we like you you'll gain access to the rest of the site.
Posted by syl, 2 years ago:
 
Happy Birthday to me! Went to a vegan restaurant and it was great!
Posted by Dr.Plunket, 2 years ago:
 
Hey, nobody seems to care doofus.
Posted by allisonhitt, 2 years ago:
 
that wasnt very nice. how long do i have to write in these newbie threads until i've proved i can be "reasonable enough" ):
Posted by syl, 2 years ago:
 
Hi Alison! Cal doesn't really look at these threads. The site has kind of "died."
Posted by sdkljfndsjkln, 2 years ago:
 
I never spend much time in school but I taught ladies plenty. It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey. I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch. But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, hey hey. I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine. 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

Mutley, you snickering, floppy eared hound. When courage is needed, you're never around. Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest should be there for bungling at which you are best. So, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon. Howwww! Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him, stop that pigeon now.

Just the good ol' boys, never meanin' no harm. Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born. Straight'nin' the curve, flat'nin' the hills. Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will. Makin' their way, the only way they know how, that's just a little bit more than the law will allow. Just good ol' boys, wouldn't change if they could, fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
Posted by sdkljfndsjkln, 2 years ago:
 
I JUST PURCHASED A BRONZE STATUE, FRANCISCO MOCHI, ON O MARBLE BASE,OF GABRIEL.APROX.2 FEET TALL.38 LBS. IN PERFECT CONDITION.ANY IDEA OF THE VALUE?
Posted by rivie0060, 2 years ago:
 
The history of tolls stretches back to Greek mythology where Charon the ferryman charged a toll to carry the dead across the rivers Acheron and Styx to Hades. If the soul paid a toll, Charon ferried it across the river. If not, it wandered between death and life for eternity

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Posted by sdkljfndsjkln, 2 years ago:
 
Nehbed, uh uh uh uh, spottid not alone at the, errr, copy bag's lip. Duh, your "last great mime" ahs watchigg faces go bald drough a p of mucus or libigg gauze. GEE danks.De way a glass of still wateh briggs out... striggs out an entire nites sleep. Lee me lone!De riggigg in your ears affeh lockigg a sehies of doors. When you feel frienbbless 'n alone dis sends a din kitchen noise behy pregnant droughout de house. Lettigg the, uh uh uh, few skeakigg floorboards know dat dey cannot but sleep drough you. GEE danks.A dream screams zilch t' the, uh, the woke. Wantigg powebuhr not unlike dat of a dehmostat instead you're one warm dot of wheat buckligg down t' de 10,000 suhs of time line indulgess; a silent, uh, undeniaggle page break.

Sure you swebuhar you siggle out a siggle grain of sea 'n keep track all the, uh, the way t' the, ERRRR, shore. DOIHH!Trusehs rollid to the, uhhh, diminish of pant utiltiby, flashigg calf meat at de big wateh mom. Uhhh....Aboidigg the, uh, the wake 'n dief's dignity, dat's losigg count. Sayigg "Great" or 6lbs. 11 ousss awaitigg happy t' de ribs of books frayed... all dat repeck f' nebeh seeigg all your blood displayid outside your body at oss. Lee me lone!All dat ignorigg of the, uh uh uh, fewebuhr's golden propehties. Skippigg on the, errr, curse of will you help wid pregnant meanwhile tumors twinkligg, twinigg droughout your seaweebuhd centre. Such bits part powebuhr obeh eard 'n anti-grabity, cold editigg de place machine t' bits cuz you're dis mediafetusmindmomowiggstraiteman coughigg bird bad and creaky broke english like a rock. GEE danks.De cabeman absoloot... Gawlly!more rid pait facid dan garden goaled.

You can taste de astronaut in dose nails... suck on the, uhhh, dirt in Edisons teed, blind edgaculate his dousand helpeh ral, be remindid your warm blossom body feeds a smile rich mud.

What dey do... Is get an empty barrel fillid wid loosid puzzle pieces - 'n a Hollywood set fan - 'n blow dem all obeh you.

I can't wait till I wake t' de bit in dis flick whehe all crutches are kickid and my modehs f'gibed. Be it by the, duh uhh, thehapist's siebe or one carcrash t' libe, uh uh uh, I wudd radeh not dibe from a wire of a brije if it's f' me t' heal by de 25d gibe god f'bid dat dis nose glass moustache t' wig is exposigg a rib. God f'bid I'd lobe t' see 50 fat figgehid and fearless wid somedigg like kids.

Trappigg yourself in a solid fashion (negatibe) bef'e the, ERRRR, sexual higge. Duh, your fadeh honest 'n alimoniless in the, duh uhh, thickest of glass blowigg his skeezid teed sayigg your modeh's become disgustigg. She is... was secrets t' the, errr, clubbid tongue of a dgehsey secret... oh you remembeh - buriid in the, duh uhh, thin inneh hand cells dat refuse replacigg, cuz you won't bite into your warm arm f' fear of burstigg de bulgid obbious bein.

De same beins your heart seems so ipatient wid. Maybe yours cuts so deep it makes a seconb moud more massibe dat your guilty abehage ten year old smehts pumps glib.., GEEEHEEHEEE.maybe not... Duh, you're a harbless fear extra in the, uhhh, dust gadeh massibe... a muscle bound fossil swappigg specs of flesh f' a rock din slow future of snappigg off into salt.

Dehe's no harm done in the, uh uh uh, fruishun of minehals. Um uh.De seconb great plantigg sink of your adult teed.
Posted by Dr.Plunket, 2 years ago:
 
Do you have some sort of mental illness?

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