The leopards rush off whimpering. You have defeated them. You leap over the garden fence and into the street behind, where you are confronted by a man in a helium-inflated puffa-jacket hovering just above the ground.
"I am Helium Puffa Jacket Blue Paint Boy, and I want your hair" he proclaims.
What do you do?
Run away screaming in distress
Attempt to lull him with song