iamcal.com Linklog

2009-09-19 11:20:21

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 11:20:21 +0000

a trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar...

2005-11-20 14:17:40

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 14:17:40 +0000

pie are square? two pie are. and three pie are cube!

2005-02-21 11:20:07

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 11:20:07 +0000

the somerville gates might not be as large-scale as christo's gates, but they're still worth seeing. via jallspaw

2005-02-04 00:17:59

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Fri, 4 Feb 2005 00:17:59 +0000

A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."

2005-02-02 22:06:32

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Wed, 2 Feb 2005 22:06:32 +0000

bash is the font of all knowledge: MCSE = Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert

2005-02-01 19:56:14

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Tue, 1 Feb 2005 19:56:14 +0000

a very awesome t-shirt. shame that ordering cross-crontinent gets so expensive. teleporters will releave all my tshirt needs.

2005-01-20 17:07:35

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:07:35 +0000

best self referential headline ever? quite possibly. [via stewart]

2005-01-19 23:07:57

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:07:57 +0000

just for e, here's the wikipedia page on hipsters.

2005-01-18 21:35:28

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Tue, 18 Jan 2005 21:35:28 +0000

how many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? what, you mean you don't know?!?!

2004-07-14 22:58:15

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Wed, 14 Jul 2004 22:58:15 +0000

bash provides some nice unix command line jokes: "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!". "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it". awesome.