iamcal.com

19th September, 6:20 pm

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 18:20:00 +0000

a trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar...

20th November, 10:17 pm

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 22:17:00 +0000

pie are square? two pie are. and three pie are cube!

21st February, 7:20 pm

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 19:20:00 +0000

the somerville gates might not be as large-scale as christo's gates, but they're still worth seeing. via jallspaw

4th February, 8:17 am

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Fri, 4 Feb 2005 08:17:00 +0000

A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."

3rd February, 6:06 am

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Thu, 3 Feb 2005 06:06:00 +0000

bash is the font of all knowledge: MCSE = Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert

2nd February, 3:56 am

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Wed, 2 Feb 2005 03:56:00 +0000

a very awesome t-shirt. shame that ordering cross-crontinent gets so expensive. teleporters will releave all my tshirt needs.

21st January, 1:07 am

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Fri, 21 Jan 2005 01:07:00 +0000

best self referential headline ever? quite possibly. [via stewart]

20th January, 7:07 am

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Thu, 20 Jan 2005 07:07:00 +0000

just for e, here's the wikipedia page on hipsters.

19th January, 5:35 am

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Wed, 19 Jan 2005 05:35:00 +0000

how many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? what, you mean you don't know?!?!

15th July, 5:58 am

nobody@domain.com (Cal Henderson) — Thu, 15 Jul 2004 05:58:00 +0000

bash provides some nice unix command line jokes: "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!". "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it". awesome.