“I know that despite the wild flower you are, you are now beginning to seeking a slower current where you can settle down a bit. That is only natural, and with some long lessons behind you (Peter)... choosing a path aiming farther into the future is the only logical course of action you have. Just make sure your decisions are not solely based on logic...without contributions and concurrence from the heart, the logic fails.”
Posted by
Sul, 08:04, 24th January 2003:
Fortune Cookie?
Posted by
chandler, 09:31, 24th January 2003:
That would be one big ass fortune cookie
makes me want to find russell grant and punch him on the nose.
Posted by
cal, 09:38, 24th January 2003:
i'd like a fortune cookie that size
Posted by
arsepuppy, 10:19, 24th January 2003:
Russell Grant lives near me (in Wales). My mum always bumps into him at Kwik Save. She hates the popular TV starman. "That bloody useless fat sod was buying fags again" she often says. Recently, we had a triathlon at our town, and he was timing the swimming leg, with my mum. It was carnage, I can tell you.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 10:19, 24th January 2003:
His boyfriend lives a few doors down from my ex-girlfriend as well
This was a response to my telling an old friend that I will be moving in September.
Does she smoke alot of crack?
Does who? Me or the person who wrote it. The person who wrote it is a guy.
You should probably ignore me I tend to talk balls. Is he in Dawsons Creek?
Posted by
chandler, 13:52, 24th January 2003:
I would guess from that, that he is as gay as a window
Nope. He used to be my lover a long time ago. He calls from time to time. In some ways it upsets me, because I get used to him not being in my life and when I am at that point he shows up again.
Posted by
chandler, 13:57, 24th January 2003:
Russell Grant is as gay as a big gay window.
that guy who wrote that thing at the top is a bit of a poet then?
Posted by
Grim..., 14:01, 24th January 2003:
Speaking of gay couples, I found out the other day that Pat Butcher from Eastenders is doing that Hyasnth (sp?) Bucket woman from Keeping Up Appearences.
Well, well...
How the fuck do you spell Hyasinth?
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:01, 24th January 2003:
Russell Grant is as gay as a big gay window.
Hence him having a boyfriend that lives by my ex girlfriend. *points up to post^^*
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:04, 24th January 2003:
Jimmy Corkhill from Brookside (also lives near my ex. hmmmm....) is doing The Sex with Fred Talbot (weather guy of This Morning).
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:05, 24th January 2003:
Come to think of it, she also lives near Les Battersby off Corrie, who is also (allegedly) gay. It's like she lives on a gay version of Stella Street.
Hyacinth?
Hiacynth?
hi-ah-sinth?
Dunno.
Did you know that Jimmy Corkhill (probably not his real name) shacks up with Fred the weatherman?
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:06, 24th January 2003:
Hyacinth.
Jesus AP, bit of telepathy going on?
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:07, 24th January 2003:
It's echoey in here today, innit? :)
Posted by
chandler, 14:07, 24th January 2003:
"I found out the other day that Pat Butcher from Eastenders is doing that Hyasnth (sp?) Bucket woman"
Really. That's Horrible.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:08, 24th January 2003:
ewwwwww.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:10, 24th January 2003:
Is it true about Andi Peters and Tony Hart playing "Hide the Bum Salami"?
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:10, 24th January 2003:
Susan Kennedy is gay as well...
..I was shocked too.
Posted by
chandler, 14:14, 24th January 2003:
"Is it true about Andi Peters and Tony Hart playing "Hide the Bum Salami"?"
Now that HAS to be a joke, cos that is just soooo wrong. Oh sweet jesus that's horrible
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:16, 24th January 2003:
Sadly, I wasn't joking.
*shudder*
As long as nobody implicates Rolf.
By the way, how many lawsuits have we potentially exposed cal to in this thread alone?
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:19, 24th January 2003:
if we edit our posts to say "allegedly", is that ok?
Posted by
chandler, 14:20, 24th January 2003:
hang on is there any proof for the Andi Peters Tony Hart thing? I just don't beleive it.
Posted by
chandler, 14:35, 24th January 2003:
I cant very well announce to my office that Tony Hart and Andi Peters are gay...together if there is no proof
Pah, proof never stopped the beckham/owen's sister from storming the net.
Pah, proof never stopped Bush from invading Iraq.
Posted by
chandler, 15:01, 24th January 2003:
Yeah but lack of proof might stop Peters' Peter from invading Hart
I hope that helped November!
Posted by
cal, 15:19, 24th January 2003:
this thread could be quite libalous
** disclaimer : the view expressed by the people on this site are not necessarily the same as mine **
** disclaimer : the views i express on this site are not necessarily my actual views **
You mean Tony Hart is GAY?
OMG :o
hmmm ...nope .. but it did stir up come interesting topics.
Posted by
chandler, 16:12, 24th January 2003:
I thought toni hart might be (aledgedly) but I didnt think he would be with andi peters (aledgedly) I want some proof from arsepuppy (aledgedly) or at least some explaination of where he got this from (aledgedly)
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:17, 24th January 2003:
I heard it from a few sources:
* people in pub
* popbitch
* friends
* other people
So it's probably either true or made up.
But let's not let the truth get in the way of a good story, eh?
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:20, 24th January 2003:
That is only natural, and with some long lessons behind you (Peter)...
This could apply to Mr. Hart
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:23, 24th January 2003:
Tony Hart is named after 3 body parts
Tony Hancock, 4
Posted by
chandler, 16:26, 24th January 2003:
haha thats amazing
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:26, 24th January 2003:
“I know that despite the wild flower you are, you are now beginning to seeking a slower current where you can settle down a bit. That is only natural, and with some long lessons behind you (Peter)... choosing a path aiming farther into the future is the only logical course of action you have. Just make sure your decisions are not solely based on logic...without contributions and concurrence from the heart, the logic fails.”
I think he means you should think about what lies ahead and not be afraid to follow your heart even if it may seem a bit weird sometimes.
There. I can stick to the point, really, I can.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:30, 24th January 2003:
But yeah, Tony and Andi...
*makes playground-style finger in hole gesture*
*winks*
Posted by
chandler, 16:34, 24th January 2003:
oh thats horrible
Posted by
chandler, 16:38, 24th January 2003:
Andi Meats Boy Story 2 (allegedly)
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:40, 24th January 2003:
*** DISCLAIMER - Just incase Operation Ore are getting suspicious, the aforementioned gesture is the one you did at school to represent shagging/annoy slags, i.e, make a willy with one hand, and a hole/ring with the other, inserting the former into the other while going "uh-uh-uh" - *****
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:42, 24th January 2003:
Oh yeah, and The Peters isn't a pedlo, he only has love for the MorphMan. And Gary Barlow. Allegedly. Back in 1994.
Posted by
chandler, 16:46, 24th January 2003:
agghhhhh christ
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:51, 24th January 2003:
I really hope none of them are reading this :)
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:52, 24th January 2003:
Before I go, one more....
You know the Pope, right, well it turns out he ...may be Catholic! Better keep this one quiet, we wouldn't want to get into any trouble, would we?
Posted by
chandler, 16:58, 24th January 2003:
I've heard that bears go to the toilet in the forested areas
and use rabbits to wipe their butts with.
Posted by
Redmaiden, 22:45, 24th January 2003:
Tony Hart is married, I know that doesn't stop him from having gay lurving.
I knew about Susan Kennedy, she's fancied by trillions of lesbians.
I bet November wished she had never bothered typing it all out now.
Not at all. At least it got people to respond.
Posted by
Redmaiden, 01:31, 26th January 2003:
oh btw I've made some postcards so you'll be getting one soon Nov deary
Awesome. I shall let you know when I get it. *hugs*
Posted by
Uncle Moc, 12:20, 30th January 2003:
Okay, as far as I can make out (no pun intended), Gay: Pat Butcher, Susan Kennedy, Andi Peters
Not-necessarily-gay; Hyacinth Bucket (I think she's married), Tony Hart (definately married, almost-certainly senile)
My favourite celebrity outing was when everyone found out Uncle Phil was gay...
What? Phil Collins is gay?
Posted by
Redmaiden, 23:03, 30th January 2003:
who is uncle phil?
Posted by
arsepuppy, 08:37, 31st January 2003:
He is Uncle Ben's lover in rice.
Posted by
Uncle Moc, 14:34, 31st January 2003:
Uncle Phil! As in, Philip Banks.
Will Smith's uncle.
Apparently he's a big old gay.
Posted by
Redmaiden, 20:50, 31st January 2003:
looooooool as in Fresh Prince of Bel End?
No way! That's a whole lotta hole...
Posted by
Uncle Moc, 11:57, 6th February 2003:
Yeah, it's true. Phil Collins! Cuh! Uncle Ben! I spit on your uncle ben!
Uncle Phil is like, the second best person with "Uncle" as their first name. Or something.
But yeah, he's a big gay.
Ah, You forget Uncle Buck.
Posted by
chandler, 13:43, 6th February 2003:
Uncle Bulgaria (He can remember the days when he wasnt behind The Times)
Posted by
the best, 17:12, 11th June 2003:
how is the site for the bucket woman a chat site, me really confused. not difficult as most people say. so where is the bucket woman site??????????
Posted by
chandler, 17:17, 11th June 2003:
the bucket woman?
what?
Posted by
jeffld, 18:11, 11th June 2003:
That is so deep.
Makes me I'm glad that I'm the shallow simple person that I am.
Posted by
chandler, 20:05, 11th June 2003:
me too nov, me too