Posted by
friday, 3 years ago:
Today I am so terribly bored
The internet seems so small
Facebook is glum
Since it got stuck up its bum
I think I will go and have another Vodka type drink
On a Tuesday, of all days
Friday rode back into town
With verse for all
Of eclectic structure
No blank verse for Friday!
Nay, a Belloc-esque
"Startling rhyme"
Sufficed.
Shuffling together
Like a deck of cards
At this very blue altar
The pronouncement roared like a trumpet with teeth
The eponymous I AM CAL
Untouchable
Unhindered by Michael Jackson
Fans thereof
Tapping at his window with little spindly fingers
Above them all he rose
Mighty and all did quail
A halt to bickering as we stood in the eye of the storm
And he saw
And he saw the false idols erected in the fallow years
Tearing at the golden effigy
The God of Bears fell
Cal was victorious
And they brought the sacrifice of bacon.
No longer would he present Blue Peter
No more would he daub at powders
With Craig Charles and a pornographic taxi
Henderson, the Rain King
Took what was rightly his
Sir, you are a cad and a bounder, not necessarily in that order.
modern CAD meets traditional cad:
"do have another glass of madeira, my dear. i have computer aided designs upon your deliciousness."