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I'm bored, so you all answer these questions :D :

1. What time is it?
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
3. Nickname?
4. Parents names?
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
6. Date that you last blew them out?
7. Pets?
8. Eye color?
9. Hair color?
10. Piercing?
11. Tattoos?
12. How much do you love your job?
13. Best gift you've received?
14. Hometown?
15. Current Residence?
16. Favourite soft toy?
17. Been toilet papering?
18. Croutons or bacon bits?
19. Favorite Movie?
20. Favorite day of the week?
21. Favorite word or phrase?
22. Favorite Restaurant?
23. Favorite Flower?
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?
26. Preferred type of ice cream?
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?
28. Disney or Warner Bros.?
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
30. When was your last hospital visit?
31. What color is your bedroom carpet?
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
34. Most annoying thing?
35. Bedtime?
36. Favorite all-time TV show?
37. Last Movie you saw?
38. Favorite Music?
39. What CD is in your player right this second?
40. What is your deepest fear?
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be?
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
44. Are you an internet pornstar?
45. Mars Bars or Snickers?
46. Does Coke make you hyper?
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference?
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else?
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil?
50. What's the best item of clothing you own?

1. 4.11
2. James Patrick Little
3. Lion
4. Tony and Linda
5. 19
6. 20th April
7. A girlfriend
8. brown
9. Brown
10. Not anymore :(
11. Nope
12. I Don't
13. Friendship
14. Bexleyheath
15. Tunbridge Wells
16. Cute bear saying "I love you"
17. ?
18. Bacon bits (or onion bits!)
19. Lock stock and two smoking barrles
20. Friday
21. innit
22. ASK
23. Rose
24. Whats that?
25. Football
26. chocolate
27. NA
28. Disney
29. KFC
30. Can't remember
31. Blue
32. Nope
33. PC World :D
34. Stupid email questionaire
35. 10pm
36. Simpsons
37. Fith Eliment
38. Loads
39. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
40. Rejection
41. A banjo - cos, erm, i like banging noises?
42. An Alien that looks exactly like humans :D
43. The bogogogo special flipfantastic human zapper... Hmm, i've already asid to much...
44. Yes, how did you know?
45. Snickers
46. Nope :(
47. No
48. Yes
49. Hope so, what a twist that would be!
50. My skin

1. What time is it?
14:37
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
Elliott Thomas Brady
3. Nickname?
Ell / Rat
4. Parents names?
Tom + Jill
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
18
6. Date that you last blew them out?
Sept 8th
7. Pets?
House rabbit
8. Eye color?
Brown... boring. Black eyes 0wn
9. Hair color?
Horrible brown
10. Piercing?
nope
11. Tattoos?
planning
12. How much do you love your job?
It's the easiest job in the world - play pool, free drinks (*ahem*) and occasionally serve someone.
13. Best gift you've received?
Cannot be described in the presence of minors
14. Hometown?
Darby Green
15. Current Residence?
Brummieland
16. Favourite soft toy?
Does the rabbit count?
17. Been toilet papering?
Yep
18. Croutons or bacon bits?
oooh, tough... bacon bits, but only just
19. Favorite Movie?
The Matrix sucks! Aliens forever!
20. Favorite day of the week?
The ones I don't go to lectures on (i.e. the days when the Earth rotates)
21. Favorite word or phrase?
atm, any quote from the Exorcist/Repossessed/start of Scary Movie 2
22. Favorite Restaurant?
The Brummie Curry district
23. Favorite Flower?
Poison Iby
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:
What be this?
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?
BANZAI!
26. Preferred type of ice cream?
Chocolate forever
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?
Clearly Oscar the Grouch rules all (except prehaps the cookie monster.. Elmo must die!)
28. Disney or Warner Bros.?
Both huge sellouts who don't understand "quality control" and rape everything for every penny possible
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
Burger Queen (longish story)
30. When was your last hospital visit?
No idea
31. What color is your bedroom carpet?
I can't see it underneath the mess!
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Nope
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Komplett.co.uk
34. Most annoying thing?
The dawn chorus
35. Bedtime?
around 6am
36. Favorite all-time TV show?

37. Last Movie you saw?
Monsters Inc - worth seeing
38. Favorite Music?
39. What CD is in your player right this second?
Should be "what MP3 is playing"! Get with the times!
40. What is your deepest fear?
My monthly credit card bill
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?
A metronome - clicking is cool
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be?
Probably a rat with sideburns
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
All of them. Currently a
44. Are you an internet pornstar?
Everyone seems to be pressuring me into it.. :O
45. Mars Bars or Snickers?
Both unsuitable for human consumption
46. Does Coke make you hyper?
Yes, but only after 2 lines
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference?
I sincerely hope not
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else?
No, most people know I'm evil incarnate
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil?
Hell no
50. What's the best item of clothing you own?
My boots

That had to be one of the worst email surveys I've ever done! v boring Sal, and you missed out the obligitory "add a question" and "what time is it now?" at the end!

it's not mine :p
anyway, you're the sucker who filled it out, as you can see I never bothered :D

1. What time is it?
2:17
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
Daniel Terence Sullivan
3. Nickname?
Sul
4. Parents names?
Jackie and Terry
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
19
6. Date that you last blew them out?
12th of April 2001
7. Pets?
None
8. Eye color?
grey/green/blue
9. Hair color?
Very dark brown but has been known to be all sorts of different colours.
10. Piercing?
only my left ear lobe left holey
11. Tattoos?
tribal pattern on my lower right left
12. How much do you love your job?
About as much as the NSPCC love Gary Glitter
13. Best gift you've received?
Sega Master System 2, I'd say life but I've grown bored of it
14. Hometown?
Swanscombe
15. Current Residence?
Swanscombe
16. Favourite soft toy?
Mr Two, a teddy I've had since I learned to talk, currently rotting in my parents loft with a slit throat
17. Been toilet papering?
Nope but ive been "fucking huge rolls of paper"ing
18. Croutons or bacon bits?
Bacon bits
19. Favorite Movie?
Its a Wonderful Life
20. Favorite day of the week?
Friday Night
21. Favorite word or phrase?
"Behave!", "nose candy" or "columbian marching powder"
22. Favorite Restaurant?
Not found one good enough to be my favourite
23. Favorite Flower?
?????? pass
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:
Coca Cola
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?
Pure street aggressive inline skating
26. Preferred type of ice cream?
Vanilla
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?
Groucho
28. Disney or Warner Bros.?
Warner Bros
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
BK
30. When was your last hospital visit?
Can't remember, too long ago
31. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Beige with coke, lager and fag stains (in fact I'm not sure its meant to be beige)
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Nope
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Tower Records
34. Most annoying thing?
Sobriety
35. Bedtime?
Schmedtime!
36. Favorite all-time TV show?
Red Dwarf
37. Last Movie you saw?
Lord of the Rings and it sucked arse!
38. Favorite Music?
Punk Rock
39. What CD is in your player right this second?
The Donnas, Turn 21
40. What is your deepest fear?
Dying alone :'(
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?
An eletric guitar coz I rock!
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be?
A blank canvas
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
The elastic band
44. Are you an internet pornstar?
I'm naked on there somewhere :-D
45. Mars Bars or Snickers?
Snickers
46. Does Coke make you hyper?
Not in the slightest
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference?
Of Course
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone elsee?
Every knows I'm a filthy bastard
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil?
Nope but I'd like him to be
50. What's the best item of clothing you own?
All my twisty Levi jeans.

1. 10:02 AM
2. Desirae Levonne Monts
3. Moodyblue, November, Daddy's Little Bitch
4. John and Nancy
5. 27
6. November 30, 2001
7. 2 Dogs ... Jenny & Snickers (Labs), 1 Cat (Tubby)
8. Blue
9. Brown
10. Ears
11. Nope ... but would like one of a Bat
12. On a scale of 1-10 ... I'll give it a 9
13. A trip to the Bahama's
14. Columbia, South Carolina
15. Fairfax, Virginia
16. Teddybear called Snuggles
17. Yes
18. Both
19. Great Expectations
20. Friday
21. All I Know Is ....
22. Fino's
23. White Rose
24. Sweet Iced Tea
25. Boxing
26. Don't like Ice Cream
27. Oscar the grouch
28. Disney
29. Chick Flia
30. Don't Remember
31. Beige
32. No
33. Ann Taylor
34. Nosy people
35. 10:30 PM
36. CSI
37. Amercain Pie 2
38. Don't have a favorite
39. Nina Simone
40. Being Alone
41. Piano ... because I like the sounds it makes
42. Cat ... cause I like to purrr
43. None
44. No way ... to shy
45. If I had to choose ... Snickers
46. Nope
47. No
48. Yes ... they think that all the time and then I shock the hell out of them
49. Yes, we all have evil in us
50. My Carolina Sweatshirt.

1. What time is it?
10.31am

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
Suzanne Leibrick

3. Nickname?
Suz, Su, Suzie, Flossie, Floozy, uhh, I'm not tellin you guys the rest..

4. Parents names?
Jessie and Raymond

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
4

6. Date that you last blew them out?
December 8

7. Pets?
2 cats, one dog

8. Eye color?
blue

9. Hair color?
light brown-ish, sometimes blond, sometimes red.

10. Piercing?
Both ears and left nipple

11. Tattoos?
no

12. How much do you love your job?
not at all, I hate it.

13. Best gift you've received?
a piano

14. Hometown?
Worksop, Notts, UK

15. Current Residence?
Livonia Michigan, US

16. Favourite soft toy?
a white bear called norman

17. Been toilet papering?
no

18. Croutons or bacon bits?
ew, neither

19. Favorite Movie?
this week? A beautiful Mind (mmm russell crowe)

20. Favorite day of the week?
Thursday

21. Favorite word or phrase?
hey beautiful

22. Favorite Restaurant?
Olive garden

23. Favorite Flower?
Lilies

24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:
Diet Pepsi

25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?
none, but if I have to, Hockey

26. Preferred type of ice cream?
Chocolate cherry cordial

27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?
Oscar

28. Disney or Warner Bros.?
Disney

29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
Subway

30. When was your last hospital visit?
last year, but not for me

31. What color is your bedroom carpet?
brown (ick, rented house)

32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
No

33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Barnes and Noble

34. Most annoying thing?
stupid people

35. Bedtime?
varies

36. Favorite all-time TV show?
Red Dwarf

37. Last Movie you saw?
the Mothman Prophecies

38. Favorite Music?
oh, currently the Eels

39. What CD is in your player right this second?
uhh, Cafe Jazz

40. What is your deepest fear?
never being good enough

41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?
French horn, cause it's so damn sexy

42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be?
a tree

43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
TV

44. Are you an internet pornstar?
errr sorta (see iamcal nekkid thread)

45. Mars Bars or Snickers?
mars bars

46. Does Coke make you hyper?
nope

47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference?
umm, possibly

48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else?
sometimes

49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil?
UH, haven't seen it or read it

50. What's the best item of clothing you own?
a killer red dress..

1. What time is it?
09:17
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
Callum James Henderson-Begg
3. Nickname?
Cal
4. Parents names?
Heather + Alistair
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
21
6. Date that you last blew them out?
17th Jan
7. Pets?
None
8. Eye color?
Blue
9. Hair color?
Brown
10. Piercing?
Nope
11. Tattoos?
Nope
12. How much do you love your job?
A lot
13. Best gift you've received?
DVD player
14. Hometown?
Bedford UK
15. Current Residence?
Bedford UK, working in London UK
16. Favourite soft toy?
None
17. Been toilet papering?
Nope
18. Croutons or bacon bits?
Both
19. Favorite Movie?
Fight Club or Amelie. Depends what mood i'm in
20. Favorite day of the week?
Tuesday
21. Favorite word or phrase?
Gazillion. But it changes often.
22. Favorite Restaurant?
Probably "Old Shanghi" in Olney. My girlfriend's favourite chinese
23. Favorite Flower?
None
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:
Lime juice. I don't drink alcohol so this is my favourite drink full-stop
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?
None
26. Preferred type of ice cream?
It was haggan daaz "cookie dough chip" until yesterday when i discovered "love potion #31" at baskin robbins.
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?
Grover, but Elmo was pretty cool. Any SUS students spot the link?
28. Disney or Warner Bros.?
Disney (and pixar).
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
KFC or Burger King
30. When was your last hospital visit?
December
31. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Blue
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Nope
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Micro Anvika
34. Most annoying thing?
Blue screen of death
35. Bedtime?
Bewteen midnight and 2
36. Favorite all-time TV show?
Can't pick a favourite
37. Last Movie you saw?
Monsters Inc
38. Favorite Music?
Right now i'm very into radiohead, but it changes all the time
39. What CD is in your player right this second?
At home, Badly Drawn Boy. At work, Alex Reece.
40. What is your deepest fear?
Drowning
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?
Um, MIDI keyboard. It's a software thing ;)
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be?
something with tiny invisible complexity
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
Java
44. Are you an internet pornstar?
Yes, but keep it quiet
45. Mars Bars or Snickers?
Mars. Nuts suck
46. Does Coke make you hyper?
Nope. Makes me sleepy
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference?
Nope
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else?
No
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to beevil?
Yup. He seems the sort
50. What's the best item of clothing you own?
My brown hat, which i've lost
51. Which iamcal member do you fancy the most?
Chris

HEY, you added that last one in there you sneak.. And Sul will be heartbroken.>!

Well the real answer is november, but i didn't want to upset chris ;)

No regard for my feelings! I feel used and dirty now! :-(

Awe shucks ... hmmmm .... not sure what to say. *blushing big time*

Sul, I still love ya best hon.. Calbot's just too heartless.

Thanks Suz, much appreciated :-) I love you the best too ;-)

Cal, your "most annoying thing" wins hands down; didn't think of that...

1. What time is it? 2.17pm
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Sally Young (or Adkins)
3. Nickname? Sal, fishie, oi you, Shazzah
4. Parents names? Brian and Judy
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? 15
6. Date that you last blew them out? 14th January
7. Pets? border collie- Jack
8. Eye color? Hazel
9. Hair color? dark golden blonde although it's going red in the summer :p
10. Piercing? ears
11. Tattoos? nope..I want a rose on my hip tho'
12. How much do you love your job? I don't have one :D
13. Best gift you've received? umm, probably a little metal sculler my friend made for me, very sweet.
14. Hometown? Cambridge
15. Current Residence? Haddenham (urgh)
16. Favourite soft toy? Aruba, ty kissy fish!
17. Been toilet papering? hehe yeah
18. Croutons or bacon bits? bacon bits
19. Favorite Movie? Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrells
20. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
21. Favorite word or phrase? YOU LOSE!
22. Favorite Restaurant? a little french place on a boat that sells paninis
23. Favorite Flower? I don't do flowers.
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink? milk
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.? rowing!
26. Preferred type of ice cream? vanilla, but I don't like to eat too much ice cream
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character? Oscar (me in the mornings)
28. Disney or Warner Bros.? Warner Bros.
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant? don't do fast food :p
30. When was your last hospital visit? visiting my dad with a broken leg and using the wheel chairs as skateboards up the corridors
31. What color is your bedroom carpet? I don't have one
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? not yet ;)
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Designations
34. Most annoying thing? stupid people trying to use technology
35. Bedtime? 2am usually
36. Favorite all-time TV show? red dwarf
37. Last Movie you saw? Terminator on itv last night :D
38. Favorite Music? alternative, dance/trance, classical and a little jazz- quite a lot really :p
39. What CD is in your player right this second? Nevermind
40. What is your deepest fear? drowning
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why? electric guitar, cause they make lots of noise
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be? a cloud
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction? the video of Jean de Florrette *shiver*
44. Are you an internet pornstar? wouldn't you like to know ;)
45. Mars Bars or Snickers? mars, snickers suck
46. Does Coke make you hyper? nah
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference? of course!
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else? yes >=)
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil? no way!
50. What's the best item of clothing you own? purple top thing

I've just found out that number 47 is a bloody friends reference. Well done to the people who didn't get it!

Friends rocks!

nope. it's crap

try living in the US.. they show it at LEAST twice a day here..

nah, the older episodes of Friends are great.
newer ones kinda suck :p

1) 12:59pm AT
2) Matthew David McLaughlin
3) "Glock", "Bell Tower", or "Skeletor"...
4) Dave & Lynn
5) 3 candles?
6) Feb 6th, 1981
7) No pets
8) Blue eyes
9) Brown hair
10) No piercings
11) No tatoos
12) Part-time cook (I love it), Network Admin (stressful, but cool).
13) A coffee mug with a plastic nipple on the side
14) Halifax, Nova Scotia
15) Halifax
16) soft toy - pass
17) toilet papering? Reading on toilet = no. Using toilet paper = yes.
18) Bacon bit
19) Run Lola Run
20) Thursday
21) Zaa?
22) King Wai's (Authentic Chinese food)
23) Dandilion
24) Coffee
25) Football
26) Heavenly Hash
27) The Count "I love to count! Ah, ah, ah..."
28) Warner Bros
29) Wendy's or Subway... Whichever is closer.
30) 1999
31) Beige
32) No
33) Hmmm... Chapters bookstore or local computer store
34) People who honk at others entering their lane when they're a good 500-1000 meters behind you.
35) Midnight
36) The Kids in the Hall
37) The Lord of the Rings
38) Alternative... Folk Rock
39) Lateralus - Tool
40) Blood (mine)
41) Bag pipes - because they entertain and annoy at the same time.
42) A tree
43) mustard gas
44) Only a part-time porn star
45) Snickers
46) No
47) Yes
48) Occasionally
49) Dumbledore?
50) Tie: Brown wool sweater or blue hoodie

[double post]

HECK - I'm even bored enough to do this silly email survey!

ok, here goes...


1. What time is it?
about midday over here... midnight over in Cal's world. And on the moon.... about 4am.

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Lauren Han Gray

3. Nickname?
Charlie

4. Parents names?
Keith & Lai Fui

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
I didn't have any candles! *sniff* "waaahh" =`(

6. Date that you last blew them out?
You know what? Now that I actually think about it, I haven't had candles for YEARS!!
Now what is with that?? Stingey parents? Fear of fire? Fear of old-age (and thus a fear of the candles that serve as a reminder of crotchety old father time?) Fear of melted wax?
But the last time I had candles would've been sometime around July 10th.

7. Pets? 4 mollies (for all those ignorant types - they're those little black goldfish with the googly eyes) and they are SO damn cute =)
Not very smart though - took em about 8 months to figure out that the 'tapping' noise means food.
oh, and I had a little cat but I had to leave her when I moved out, and now whenever I go visit her she's a little bitch (I don't think she ever forgave me for leaving her with my family... which is understandable - heheh)

8. Eye color?
Purple
(could also be brown)

9. Hair color?
HOT PINK! (to go with my eyes)
(this could also possibly be brown)

10. Piercing? hands, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toooooess.... uh, just ears actually.

11. Tattoos?
nup - I'd hate to see them going all saggy in old age.

12. How much do you love your job?
About as much as crawling through elephant dung (while it's still in the animal)

13. Best gift you've received?
a small island, with resident natives included.

14. Hometown?
uh, not exactly classed as a town, but Sydney anyways.

15. Current Residence?
a flat, joined onto a house.
And it's mine, all miiine!
well, technically it's the landlord's, but I like pretending. =)

16. Favourite soft toy?
Edward Bear
Here's a piece of trivia for ya - Winnie the Pooh's original name was Edward Bear. That could be true or not, depending on how reliable my mother's "pieces of trivia" are...

17. Been toilet papering?
yes, it's a part of my daily routine.

18. Croutons or bacon bits?
Bacon.

19. Favorite Movie?
at the moment - Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. "ooooh - they're flying!"

20. Favorite day of the week?
Oh I would just have to say Monday, yes yes - definitely monday, especially at about 8.30am, because I just looove that feeling when you walk through the office door, and you think "Wow - thank goodness that weekend is over! I just can't wait to park my arse in a chair for the next 5 days..."
*gag*

21. Favorite word or phrase?
Ok, I have now decided that "Yeeeesh" is my favourite word.
Kinda like saying "Sheesh!" when someone/something frustrates you, but with the "y" it has a little more oomph.

22. Favorite Restaurant?
I haven't found one yet. It used to be McDonald's, but that was about 14 years ago.

23. Favorite Flower?
Tulip

24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:
Oh, there are these absolutely FANTASTIC juice combos... I think the brand is "Frusion" or something, and they come in like Strawberry & Banana, Mango, Orange & Passionfruit, etc etc.
Truly delicious stuff.

25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?
snowboarding & skiing (when they show all the accidents... heheheh)

26. Preferred type of ice cream?
always been a strawberry gal.

27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?
Cookie Monster.... mmMMMMMMmmmm - COOKIES! yum yum yum yum.

28. Disney or Warner Bros.?
Warner Bros, definitely. Disney is a bit... well, you know. Be-LOW me. And they're all a bit disturbing on there - I mean geez- what's with Mickey's voice? And that retard Goofy??

29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
like I said before, used to be Maccas about 14 years ago... but thanks to all your stories, I've kinda been avoiding fast food.

30. When was your last hospital visit?
I've never been in hospital myself, but I visited my sister a coupla years ago when she had a broken arm. Not too exciting really.

31. What color is your bedroom carpet?
I have no carpet in my bedroom. I live in a cell.

32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Convicted?....noooo...

33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Not really one particular store, but I can see all my savings going down the drain for video equipment.

34. Most annoying thing?
A tie between my mother and my father. heheh =)

35. Bedtime?
anytime is bedtime in my book.

36. Favorite all-time TV show?
SIMPSONS!

37. Last Movie you saw?
well it was a short-film actually by Jane Campion, called Peel.

38. Favorite Music?
too many to choose from... and I am getting sick of answering these questions, so I'm gonna skim through the last few...

39. What CD is in your player right this second?
heheheh - well, a funny thing about that actually - I don't HAVE a player. =P I had an old one before I moved outta home, but it was dying, so I decided to leave it to fend for itself.

40. What is your deepest fear?
That no one will actually read these answers after the PHENOMENAL effort I put into them!!

41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?
I would be a piano, cause I would love it when people tickled my keys. *teehee*

42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be?
A peanut.
Or maybe an apple.
oooh - or one of those mini-pizzas.
or maybe I'm just hungry.... what was the question again?

43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
My favourite? Well... going from past experiences, the bazooka has served me well.

44. Are you an internet pornstar?
uh.... nooo....

45. Mars Bars or Snickers?
snickers. satisfying.

46. Does Coke make you hyper?
no, but people who *pretend* that it does drive me absolutely stark-raving-mad!!
I mean - geez. Like you need an excuse to go hyper.

47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference?
uh... yeah of COURSE I get it! ahahaha... yeah - grandma. that's it. hehe.

48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else?
well I didn't think so, up until a few days ago when my boyfriend was completely shocked at some little thing that slipped outta my mouth... (ooh, and that can be taken to mean so many different things. heheh. I didn't mean it like that, honest!!)

49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil?
I'm really REALLY crap with names, so I can't even remember who the heck Dumbledore is!

50. What's the best item of clothing you own?
This big jacket with an eskimo hood that is oh-so warm and comfy and snuggly feeling =)


so there you go - that's me in a nutshell.
A really BIG nutshell.
cause damn that took ages to do!
Well, Sal - your little survey took away about 45 minutes of my work day - THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU!! =)

40. What is your deepest fear?
That no one will actually read these answers after the PHENOMENAL effort I put into them!!

i've read it. So there

1. What time is it? 5:34 on Valentines Day
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Jennifer Anne Courson
3. Nickname? you aren't that privaledged to know
4. Parents names? Biological or the ones that raised me? Bio: Linda Courson and Tom Ragean
The ones who loved me and cared about me: Johnny and Barbara Courson
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? 3
6. Date that you last blew them out? May 23, 1986
7. Pets? Cats died, fish won't live, and my pet rock wants to run away
8. Eye color? Hazel
9. Hair color? Red
10. Piercing? Used to have my tounge, lip, belly button and some others
11. Tattoos? Not yet.
12. How much do you love your job? Me? Job? I am on the everquest for the job I will never love.
13. Best gift you've received? The kissing teddy bears from Hallmark that sing a beatles song. They are from Jeremy (the love of my life)
14. Hometown? I have moved so many times that I don't have a home town
15. Current Residence? In the dorms at VSU
16. Favourite soft toy? The monkey I gave Jeremy for V-day
17. Been toilet papering? Yes
18. Croutons or bacon bits? neither
19. Favorite Movie? The shawshank redemption, fight club, requim for a dream, and memento
20. Favorite day of the week? thursday
21. Favorite word or phrase? what up, folk?
22. Favorite Restaurant? taco bell if I have to pay. macaroni grill if jeremy is paying
23. Favorite Flower? roses.
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink: mr. pibb
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.? soccer
26. Preferred type of ice cream? that stuff from baskin robins
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character? the grouch
28. Disney or Warner Bros.? Disney
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant? taco bell
30. When was your last hospital visit? 2 years ago for heart surgery
31. What color is your bedroom carpet? i don't have carpet in my room
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? um i plead the 5th
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? FYE music
34. Most annoying thing? when guys scratch their nuts to hold up their pants
35. Bedtime? it is never the same
36. Favorite all-time TV show? alf
37. Last Movie you saw? the counte of monte christo
38. Favorite Music? jump little children. acoustic stuff is good
39. What CD is in your player right this second? unwritten law
40. What is your deepest fear? the dark
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why? if i were a guy i would want to be a trumpet so that i could get blown all the time. since i am a girl i would like to be the end of the trombone that goes around the end that slides. It makes all the noises yadda yadda yadda. you get the picture.
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be? the wind
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction? napalm. if you could make something big enough to hold enough to hold a whole city.
44. Are you an internet pornstar? no
45. Mars Bars or Snickers? snickers
46. Does Coke make you hyper? makes me sleepy
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference? grandma smells funny down stairs?
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else? i don't think i am super innocent looking, but I do suprise people
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil? yes
50. What's the best item of clothing you own? my mink blanket

ok, cool.
well thanks Cal - you've taken care of my deepest fear! =)

now if only someone could help me with my Ronald McDonald problem.....

1. What time is it?
5:58 PM GMT -6:00
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
Kelley Scott Campbell
3. Nickname?
None that I'm proud of.
4. Parents names?
Scott and Kathleen.
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
17
6. Date that you last blew them out?
September 15, 2001.
7. Pets?
None.
8. Eye color?
Blue/grayish.
9. Hair color?
Blonde - turning brown.
10. Piercing?
None.
11. Tattoos?
Nope.
12. How much do you love your job?
Not at all.
13. Best gift you've received?
Parents gave me a car (I hate driving, but it's the thought that etc.).
14. Hometown?
Houston, TX.
15. Current Residence?
See 14.
16. Favourite soft toy?
Black bear with devil-eyes (brother's [bear, not devil-eyes]).
17. Been toilet papering?
No.
18. Croutons or bacon bits?
Croutons.
19. Favorite Movie?
Blue Velvet.
20. Favorite day of the week?
Friday.
21. Favorite word or phrase?
"Mega", "Awesome", "A carrot is as close as a rabbit comes to a diamond."
22. Favorite Restaurant?
Vietnam Coast.
23. Favorite Flower?
Snapdragons (childhood)
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:
Water, I guess.
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?
Hockey is good live, all suck on TV.
26. Preferred type of ice cream?
Mint Chocolate Chip, Triple Caramel (Ben & Jerry's)
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?
The Count (coolness), Gonzo (a.k.a. "SUUUPER GONZO!!")
28. Disney or Warner Bros.?
Disney for "Tron", "The Emperor's New Groove", and a large portion of my childhood.
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
General Joe's Chinese
30. When was your last hospital visit?
~7 years ago, for broken collar bone (accident on (read: flying [jumping] off of) swings).
31. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Stained.
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Not yet!!
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Best Buy
34. Most annoying thing?
Long surveys, IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL
35. Bedtime?
11:00 / 11:30 PM (in theory)
36. Favorite all-time TV show?
Mr. Show, Larry Sanders
37. Last Movie you saw?
Theater: Royal Tenenbaums
Home: Re-Animator
38. Favorite Music?
Rock (Pere Ubu, The Boredoms, Brainiac), Electronic (Aphex Twin, Kraftwerk, Zxenor, Flying Hamster)
39. What CD is in your player right this second?
The Boredoms - Acid Police
40. What is your deepest fear?
(Painful) Death
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?
Alpha brain waves (used by Alvin Lucier - "Music for Solo Performer"). Not sure why.
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be?
Symbol for perpendicular.
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
Doomsday Device from "Dr. Strangelove, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
44. Are you an internet pornstar?
Nope.
45. Mars Bars or Snickers?
Snickers (nougat has way to much hype)
46. Does Coke make you hyper?
Comparatively.
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference?
Not at all.
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else?
No.
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil?
Yeah, but then again, I don't care.
50. What's the best item of clothing you own?
"WTF?" t-shirt.

34. Most annoying thing?
Long surveys, IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL
How many times have i seen those dreaded words. grrr!

Jenn: you had heart surgery?

Hey Cal! I just have to say that I saw Amelie on the weekend, and it was SUCH a cool little movie!
almost makes me want to move to France! ....almost. ;)

anyway, it was well worth your recommendation.

At a total tangent, I've never had another IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL BSOD since I disabled ACPI in Win XP... pleanty of other errors, but at least not that one. :D

megakelley - you're the first person to expressly choose croutons! *cough*baconbitsforever*cough*

yea. i had heart surgery when i was 17. it was kewl/weird/painful.

jenn: what kind of heart surgey?
la: i love it. did you see that your country won another gold medal yesterday?
ell: i used to get it on 2k alot when connecting to samba servers

1. What time is it?
2:02AM
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
WOULD RATHER NOT SAY
3. Nickname?
MITZI, MICELLI MOTORS
4. Parents names?
ED AND KATHY
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
26
6. Date that you last blew them out?
AUGUST 12
7. Pets?
DOG - SYDNEY, CAT - CALLI, HAMSTER - BARNEY, DWARF FROG - SQUIRT
8. Eye color?
BLUE
9. Hair color?
LIGHT BROWN W/ BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS
10. Piercing?
JUST EARS - 3 IN LEFT, 2 IN RIGHT
11. Tattoos?
NOPE.. NOT INTERESTED!!
12. How much do you love your job?
I'M A STAY AT HOME MOM WITH MY 2 LITTLE GIRLS SO I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!
13. Best gift you've received?
PICTURE FRAME THAT MY DAUGHTER MADE AT PRESCHOOL WITH HER PICTURE IN IT FOR MOTHER'S DAY THIS YEAR
14. Hometown?
SOMEWHERE IN WISCONSIN
15. Current Residence?
SEE #14
16. Favourite soft toy?
MY BED :O)
17. Been toilet papering?
NOT IN THE PAST 9 YEARS
18. Croutons or bacon bits?
CROUTONS
19. Favorite Movie?
GREASE
20. Favorite day of the week?
SATURDAY
21. Favorite word or phrase?
YA THINK??
22. Favorite Restaurant?
THE VILLAGE SUPPER CLUB
23. Favorite Flower?
DAISY
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:
DIET COKE
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?
FOOTBALL.. GO PACKERS!!
26. Preferred type of ice cream?
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?
ELMO
28. Disney or Warner Bros.?
DISNEY!!
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
SUBWAY
30. When was your last hospital visit?
7/3/00 - MY SECOND DAUGHTER WAS BORN
31. What color is your bedroom carpet?
TAN
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
NOPE
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
VICTORIAS SECRET
34. Most annoying thing?
TELEMARKETERS
35. Bedtime?
USUALLY 11PM
36. Favorite all-time TV show?
THREE'S COMPANY
37. Last Movie you saw?
ANGER MANAGEMENT
38. Favorite Music?
I LIKE SOME OF EVERYTHING EXCEPT RAP!
39. What CD is in your player right this second?
KID ROCK (ONLY BECAUSE OF THE SONG "PICTURE")
40. What is your deepest fear?
SOMETHING BAD HAPPENING TO ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?
DRUMS, BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE BEAT ON. LOL, JUST JOKING! I HAVE NO IDEA! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?? :O)
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be?
A BUTTERFLY
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
THEY ALL MAKE ME SICK
44. Are you an internet pornstar?
UMMM... NO!
45. Mars Bars or Snickers?
SNICKERS
46. Does Coke make you hyper?
NOPE
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference?
GUESS NOT
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else?
YOU BET!
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil?
NEVER HAD ANY INTEREST IN HARRY POTTER
50. What's the best item of clothing you own?
WELL I HAVE 2 I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT.. MY AE HOODIE AND MY SWEATER JACKET.

Oh well..

1. What time is it?
08.58 am (too early)
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
Euan James Reid
3. Nickname?
None really
4. Parents names?
Ella & Jim
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
30
6. Date that you last blew them out?
27/1
7. Pets?
None
8. Eye color?
Blue
9. Hair color?
Light Brown
10. Piercing?
ears (mispent youth)
11. Tattoos?
2
12. How much do you love your job?
Fuck off!
13. Best gift you've received?
Watch from my g/f
14. Hometown?
Houston (not f'ing Texas)
15. Current Residence?
Glasgow
16. Favourite soft toy?
Eh..no!
17. Been toilet papering?
What?
18. Croutons or bacon bits?
Bacon bits
19. Favorite Movie?
Far too many...Happy Gilmore? (at the mo)
20. Favorite day of the week?
Friday (or Saturday)
21. Favorite word or phrase?
Oh can i? (When asked to do ridiculous amount of work)
22. Favorite Restaurant?
Loon Fung
23. Favorite Flower?
Flower? eh..sunflower
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:
Irn Bru
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?
Football
26. Preferred type of ice cream?
Raspberry Ripple
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?
Oscar
28. Disney or Warner Bros.?
Disney
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
Dont eat fast food, but if i had to pick one: KFC
30. When was your last hospital visit?
Long time ago
31. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Blue
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Take the fifth :)
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Virgin
34. Most annoying thing?
Fat people on buses.
35. Bedtime?
Yes, i have a bed time.
36. Favorite all-time TV show?
Adventure Game/ American Gothic
37. Last Movie you saw?
X-Men 2
38. Favorite Music?
All kinds
39. What CD is in your player right this second?
Lynard Skynard
40. What is your deepest fear?
Drowning
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?
Penny Whistle - no good reason
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be?
Sleeping cat

43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
Dont have one. Not to keen on WOMD
44. Are you an internet pornstar?
Not yet.
45. Mars Bars or Snickers?
Marathon!
46. Does Coke make you hyper?
Not really
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference?
No.
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else?
No, I am not innocent and people know this.
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil?
Harry Potter - pish!
50. What's the best item of clothing you own?
shoes...all of them.

1. What time is it?
10.27am
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
Peter John Sanderson
3. Nickname?
Pete, 3lb cock man
4. Parents names?
Valarie and John
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
24
6. Date that you last blew them out?
2nd April 2003
7. Pets?
3 rats (Amy (not well :( )midge and kes) 2 hamsters (maurvin and bear)
8. Eye color?
Green and hazel
9. Hair color?
very dark brown
10. Piercing?
left ear but not since I was about 15. I can still squeeze gunk out the hole though.
11. Tattoos?
nape of neck. tribal cross/comet thingy.
12. How much do you love your job?
As much as i love indifference.
13. Best gift you've received?
9 day holiday in Paris with Chili Peppers tickets.
14. Hometown?
Edinburgh
15. Current Residence?
Edinburgh
16. Favourite soft toy?
None
17. Been toilet papering?
Nope
18. Croutons or bacon bits?
Both
19. Favorite Movie?
Big Lebowski
20. Favorite day of the week?
Friday
21. Favorite word or phrase?
Nice one.
22. Favorite Restaurant?
Stac Polly
23. Favorite Flower?
Lilies
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:
Water or a good smoothie
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?
Footy but thats rare
26. Preferred type of ice cream?
Ben and Jerry's Fish food or From Russia with Buzz
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?
Count
28. Disney or Warner Bros.?
Warner
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
Don't eat it. Mammas Pizza Company I guess.
30. When was your last hospital visit?
2001
31. What color is your bedroom carpet?
biege/magnolia i guess.
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Charged but not convicted ;)
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Valvona and Crolla (best Italian Deli in the UK)
34. Most annoying thing?
People who ask for recipts at cash machines and don't take them.
35. Bedtime?
11ish
36. Favorite all-time TV show?
Simpsons
37. Last Movie you saw?
AMtrix reloaded
38. Favorite Music?
Changes. Foo Fighters and chilis
39. What CD is in your player right this second?
Flaming Lips
40. What is your deepest fear?
Not being able to protect my girlfriend (and zombies)
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?
Organ ;)
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be?
a beaver
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
George W Bush
44. Are you an internet pornstar?
nope
45. Mars Bars or Snickers?
Neither
46. Does Coke make you hyper?
Don't drink it (or snort it)
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference?
Nope
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else?
No
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to beevil?
Who the hell is Dumbledore?
50. What's the best item of clothing you own?
my slippers.

I really hate it when random people drag up ancient threads :P

yep

yeah

nope

1. What time is it?
21:53

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
Luke Andrew Whitworth
3. Nickname?
Slothy, for my amazing ability of sleeping longer than anyone else after house parties

4. Parents names?
Martin and Yvonne

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
22

6. Date that you last blew them out?
19th Feb

7. Pets?
Nope

8. Eye color?
Brown

9. Hair color?
Brown

10. Piercing?
Nope

11. Tattoos?
Yup, one on the top half of my left arm

12. How much do you love your job?
I don't. I hate it.....A LOT

13. Best gift you've received?

14. Hometown?
Bedford

15. Current Residence?
Bedford....arrrrghhh

16. Favourite soft toy?
The kangaroo I was given by a friend from australia

17. Been toilet papering?
Nope

18. Croutons or bacon bits?
Bacon bits

19. Favorite Movie?
Erm too many that I like to pick one favourite

20. Favorite day of the week?
Saturday

21. Favorite word or phrase?
Oh Yeah!!! (Followed by fist shaking from the Simpsons)

22. Favorite Restaurant?
Not a great fan of eating out

23. Favorite Flower?
Not a great fan of eating flowers

24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:
Coke

25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?
Not a great fan of eating sport on tv

26. Preferred type of ice cream?
Chocolate

27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?
Oscar

28. Disney or Warner Bros.?
Warner Bros, if only for Marvin the Martian

29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
Burger King

30. When was your last hospital visit?
Yesterday

31. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Green

32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Nope

33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
HMV

34. Most annoying thing?
Life

35. Bedtime?
When I feel like it, I can stay up ALL night if I want to!

36. Favorite all-time TV show?
Buffy

37. Last Movie you saw?
8 mile on dvd last night

38. Favorite Music?
Like lots of music

39. What CD is in your player right this second?
Alkaline Trio - Good Mourning

40. What is your deepest fear?
That this questionnaire goes on forever.

41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?
Something that meant I got blown often :)

42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be?
If I painted a picture of myself it wouldn't resemble a human, I'm crap at painting

43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
The yo-yo

44. Are you an internet pornstar?
No, but one day

45. Mars Bars or Snickers?
Mars

46. Does Coke make you hyper?
No

47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference?
I think I should, but I don't

48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else?
No, most definitely not

49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil?
It would be interesting if he was, or if he turned out to be a rabbit named geoff

50. What's the best item of clothing you own?
My Stone Sour tour t-shirt

I shall update mine now.

1. What time is it?
22:48
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
Never had a birthday cake last time
colours.

13. Best gift you've received?
This:

20. Favorite day of the week?
Sunday
23. Favorite Flower?
The kawasaki origami rose
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:
Coca Cola
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?
Pure street aggressive inline skating
26. Preferred type of ice cream?
Dont like sweets anymore
30. When was your last hospital visit?
Waiting for my sister to give birth
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Done it at Micro Anvika
36. Favorite all-time TV show?
Red Dwarf
37. Last Movie you saw?
Last night, Indiana Jones - The Last Crusade
39. What CD is in your player right this second?
Fat Music Vol VI
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
Cal's london underground hard setting foam flood scheme.
45. Mars Bars or Snickers?
Neither
50. What's the best item of clothing you own?
My 'lapdancer's rule' t-shirt or my 'lager breakfast' t-shirt.

1. What time is it? 22.34
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Emma Louise Dawes
3. Nickname? Reddy, Red plus lotsa nice cute names from Chay
4. Parents names? Ray and Jackie
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? 24
6. Date that you last blew them out? 25th September
7. Pets? none
8. Eye color? green
9. Hair color? blonde and brown
10. Piercing? yes 11
11. Tattoos? nope
12. How much do you love your job? very much so
13. Best gift you've received? Mista Snuffles
14. Hometown? Otley
15. Current Residence? see above
16. Favourite soft toy? Mista Snuffles and Pandy :-D
17. Been toilet papering? pardon?
18. Croutons or bacon bits? what are you on about?
19. Favorite Movie? Hobson's Choice/Raise the Red Lantern/Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon/Shawshank Redemption
20. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
21. Favorite word or phrase? yay
22. Favorite Restaurant? one that's not been condemmed recently
23. Favorite Flower? well Chay gave me a very nice bunch of roses
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink tea
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.? athletics
26. Preferred type of ice cream? chocolate
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character? That green thing in a dustbin and Elmo
28. Disney or Warner Bros.? Disney
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant? as if
30. When was your last hospital visit? last year when I had injections in my carpal tunnels
31. What color is your bedroom carpet? navy
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? thankfully no
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Cyber Dog
34. Most annoying thing? children in my shop (pressing things that annoy me), late buses, rude customers
35. Bedtime? every night
36. Favorite all-time TV show? dunno
37. Last Movie you saw? Matrix Reloaded
38. Favorite Music? cybery/electronicy type stuff
39. What CD is in your player right this second? Venus Hum
40. What is your deepest fear? being left by someone I love
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why? a harp because i like to be plucked
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be? a panda
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction? farting
44. Are you an internet pornstar? yes
45. Mars Bars or Snickers? both at the same time
46. Does Coke make you hyper? nope but other things do (I don't drink coke)
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference? nope
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else? yeh I'm a filthy slut but I look innocent
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil? never in a million years
50. What's the best item of clothing you own? a big fluffy coat

1. What time is it?
12.07pm
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
Chay Hawes
3. Nickname?
None (Petname: Poppet)
4. Parents names?
Mick + Sonia
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
20
6. Date that you last blew them out?
2nd August
7. Pets?
Bracken - Collie/Labrador mongrel thing :)
8. Eye color?
Brown
9. Hair color?
Dark Brown
10. Piercing?
Not Bloody Likely
11. Tattoos?
No Way, Not Ever, Dear God NO
12. How much do you love your job?
It's brilliant!
13. Best gift you've received?
Emma's Love :)
14. Hometown?
Eydon, Northamptonshire, UK, but it's a village not a town
15. Current Residence?
Eydon, Northamptonshire, UK, but i'll be back up at Teesside Uni come
September.
16. Favourite soft toy?
Mista Snuffles, though he doesn't belong to me
17. Been toilet papering?
If I knew what this was then i would tell you.
18. Croutons or bacon bits?
I'm a vegetarian, take a guess
19. Favorite Movie?
Shawshank Redemption or Amelie or Together
20. Favorite day of the week?
Saturday
21. Favorite word or phrase?
Okipokies
22. Favorite Restaurant?
Pizza Royale in Middlesbrough
23. Favorite Flower?
rose
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:
H2O
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?
None
26. Preferred type of ice cream?
Chocolate
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?
Kermit the Frog (when he was reporting on things that rhymed with Fog)
28. Disney or Warner Bros.?
Disney (and Dreamworks)
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
None
30. When was your last hospital visit?
Never. oh no i had a blood test a few years ago for glandular fever but it
was negative
31. What color is your bedroom carpet?
It isnt a carpet its oak planks with a red rug on it
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Nope
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I dont use my credit card and i dont see the point of maxing it out cos you
have to pay it back anyway.
34. Most annoying thing?
Living so far away from the love of my life.
35. Bedtime?
whenever my eyes start to bleed
36. Favorite all-time TV show?
too many to choose from
37. Last Movie you saw?
Matrix Reloaded with Emma
38. Favorite Music?
Eels, Counting Crows, Beautiful South
39. What CD is in your player right this second?
I dont have a CD player, my MP3 player most recent playlist: Beautiful

South: Painting it Red
40. What is your deepest fear?
Emma leaving me for someone else
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?
Saxophone cos they are soooo damned cool
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything

resembling a human, what would you be?
what does happiness look like?
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
Capitalism
44. Are you an internet pornstar?
Yes, but only for one person
45. Mars Bars or Snickers?
Mars
46. Does Coke make you hyper?
Nope
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the

reference?
Nope
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when

you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else?
Nope
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore

could turn out to be evil?
who cares?
50. What's the best item of clothing you own?
My home made Chris Rabbit T-shirt
51. Which iamcal member do you fancy the most?
Redmaiden. and i acted on it too.

Quality!



They don't actually contain bacon. "Bacon bits" are little bacon flavoured croutons. You can get them at the sainsburys salad counter - they're small and redish.

43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
Cal's london underground hard setting foam flood scheme

Im not happy with this!

cal: i dont think i eat croutons or bacon bits. yuck

cla?

Nowt wrong with croutons.

im not a fan really
i hate lentils too

croutons are good, lentils are bad

chicken and lentil curry == good

"41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?
Saxophone cos they are soooo damned cool"

You are Kenny G and I Claim My £5


ugh. the sax.

*wanders off mumbling about how Candy Doufler has ruined Prince's live act*

1. What time is it? 8:25 est
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: David Haselhof
3. Nickname? Greasy
4. Parents names? Mum and where is Dad
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? 38
6. Date that you last blew them out? Sept 02
7. Pets? Shit me
8. Eye color? red
9. Hair color? red
10. Piercing? lots
11. Tattoos? once when drunk
12. How much do you love your job? I hate it
13. Best gift you've received? Divorce papers
14. Hometown? Balmain
15. Current Residence? Queanbeyan
16. Favourite soft toy? Pillow
17. Been toilet papering? Do I use it, yes
18. Croutons or bacon bits? Hate both
19. Favorite Movie? Buffy down under
20. Favorite day of the week? friday
21. Favorite word or phrase? F##K off
22. Favorite Restaurant? My place
23. Favorite Flower? Plastic
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink: Iced coffe
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.? Rugby union
26. Preferred type of ice cream? I hate it
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character? Grouch
28. Disney or Warner Bros.? all gay, except the dog
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant? Kabab shop
30. When was your last hospital visit? last yaer
31. What color is your bedroom carpet? dirty cream
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? yes
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Any multi national that sells everyting
34. Most annoying thing? this crap
35. Bedtime? almost
36. Favorite all-time TV show? Red dwarf
37. Last Movie you saw? The man that sued god
38. Favorite Music? Punk/metal
39. What CD is in your player right this second? The Hated
40. What is your deepest fear? Child support
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why? A small sax, blowed and rubed.
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be? circut board
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction? Curry farts
44. Are you an internet pornstar? No
45. Mars Bars or Snickers? Jelly Babies
46. Does Coke make you hyper? No
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference? So!!
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else? No i look like a slease
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil? don't read that crap
50. What's the best item of clothing you own? new sox

David Hasselhoff?

1. What time is it?

11ish

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:

Daniel George Orton

3. Nickname?

Bumdog, Jewboy, Ort.... there's loads.

4. Parents names?

Mike und Shirley

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?

22

6. Date that you last blew them out?

2nd Dec

7. Pets?

None now, but we used to have budgies, finches, dogs, parakeets, chickens and stuff. All dead now. Arseini.

8. Eye color?

Brown/Green (depends who you ask)

9. Hair color?

Black.


10. Piercing?

Nope.

11. Tattoos?

Thought about having some cool hebrew shit, but no, not yet.

12. How much do you love your job?

Job's ok, I suppose. Mustn't grumble

13. Best gift you've received?

Dunno.

14. Hometown?

Harlech, Gwynedd

15. Current Residence?

Didcot, Oxon (dump)

16. Favourite soft toy?

Dunno.

17. Been toilet papering?

Nope.

18. Croutons or bacon bits?

Whatever.

19. Favorite Movie?

I like to say something dodgy like Rocky 3 or Grease 2, but my actual favourite? I don't know. It changes everyday.

20. Favorite day of the week?

Friday.

21. Favorite word or phrase?


22. Favorite Restaurant?

Dixy Chicken, Narborough Road, Leicester (They always give me extra BBQ wings for free)

23. Favorite Flower?

Wholemeal

24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:

Echinaechea Tea

25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?

Boxing.

26. Preferred type of ice cream?

R. Ripple

27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?

Grover

28. Disney or Warner Bros.?

Hate Disney, so WB by default

29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?

See 22. Failing that, KFC.

30. When was your last hospital visit?

1996, a nasty operation. At the time I told people I was having my knees fixed or having cosmetic surgery (partly true)

31. What color is your bedroom carpet?

Beige, with some dubious red and brown stains (it is an ex-brothel, after all)

32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

You have to be found out to be convicted.

33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?

Some music shop probably. Except the mainstream ones are shit.

34. Most annoying thing?

Nu-Metal

35. Bedtime?

Don't really.

36. Favorite all-time TV show?

The Prisoner (60's one, not the aussie lesbo one), or Twin Peaks

37. Last Movie you saw?

Blue Velvet or the Royal Tenenbaums. The second is especially good.

38. Favorite Music?

60's garage rock, northern soul and psychedelia, 80's indie and electro, 70's soul and dirty funk, "daisy age" hip-hop (or anything non-gangsta), anything sleazy (early Prince, Serge Gainsbourg)

39. What CD is in your player right this second?

It was Kate Bush, Talking Heads and Roy Orbison last time I looked. Much alcohol was drunk that night. Oh dear.

40. What is your deepest fear?

Being alone or being buried alive.

41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?

Jew's Harp, Or the Theremin. Or stylophone. Why not really? Better than the sax ;)

42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be?

A coucil-commissioned town plan of Camborne. Or a flute.

43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?

My knob..er sorry, no. Destruction isn't very nice really.

44. Are you an internet pornstar?

Well if I am, I don't know about it. Doesn't mean I'm not though.

45. Mars Bars or Snickers?

Marathon.

46. Does Coke make you hyper?

If a drink 10 in a row, then yes. Happy days.

47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference?

Que?

48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else?

Some do. Those people are ignorant. Or in denial.

49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil?

Would that make sense though? *shrugs*

50. What's the best item of clothing you own?

my collection of 70's clothes that I stole from my dad. Including various denim-effect safari jackets with big flared collars.







I really can't do these things. Eek.

I don't like croutons and I don't eat soup (random Redmaiden fact)

1. What time is it?
22:35
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
Mirjana Vucic
3. Nickname?
Mir, Miki, Mimi (yuk!), Nina and many more
4. Parents names?
Simone and Cedo
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
No cake so no candles (30)
6. Date that you last blew them out?
8th of august
7. Pets?
No
8. Eye color?
Greenish
9. Hair color?
Dark brown
10. Piercing?
No
11. Tattoos?
No
12. How much do you love your job?
Not very much
13. Best gift you've received?
Candle shaped like a christmas tree (long story)
14. Hometown?
Vlissingen (the Netherlands)
15. Current Residence?
Utrecht (the Netherlands)
16. Favourite soft toy?
little scottish bear
17. Been toilet papering?
?
18. Croutons or bacon bits?
Apathy
19. Favorite Movie?
what genre ? Pulp Fiction, Fargo, Key Largo, Moulin Rouge, Festen (many more, can't choose)
20. Favorite day of the week?
Friday
21. Favorite word or phrase?
HALLA
22. Favorite Restaurant?
Casa di David (yummy pasta place)
23. Favorite Flower?
Daffodils
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:
Pepsi Max
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?
don't like sports much, maybe Golf or Snooker
26. Preferred type of ice cream?
Caramel cream (Haagen-Dasz)
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?
Kermit
28. Disney or Warner Bros.?
Warner
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
Mac
30. When was your last hospital visit?
about 2 months ago
31. What color is your bedroom carpet?
no carpet, laminate floor
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
No
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
ThinkGeek or Mediamarkt
34. Most annoying thing?
hearing people eat/chew
35. Bedtime?
about 01.00
36. Favorite all-time TV show?
again, what genre ? Twin Peaks, Farscape, X-files (many more, can't choose)
37. Last Movie you saw?
Matrix 2
38. Favorite Music?
anything you can dance to (traditional, country, R&B, hardrock, latin)
39. What CD is in your player right this second?
Macy Gray or mp3-mix
40. What is your deepest fear?
Dentist
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?
Classical guitar, because of the image I have with it of a warm summer evening outside with soft music
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be?
a smiley
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?
intelligence
44. Are you an internet pornstar?
No
45. Mars Bars or Snickers?
Snickers
46. Does Coke make you hyper?
No
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference?
No
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else?
Oh yes
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil?
No
50. What's the best item of clothing you own?
a kind of hippy blouse

22. Favorite Restaurant?
Casa di David (yummy pasta place)

heehee House of David lol

1. What time is it? 3:10pm
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Chantelle Dawne
3. Nickname? Shawn
4. Parents names? Barb et Clarence
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? dix huit
6. Date that you last blew them out? July 27
7. Pets? oui, Jappy
8. Eye color? bleu
9. Hair color? blonde
10. Piercing? cinq
11. Tattoos? non
12. How much do you love your job? comme ce, comme ca
13. Best gift you've received? Amour
14. Hometown? Lloydminster
15. Current Residence? Kingston
16. Favourite soft toy? Spunky
17. Been toilet papering? Oui, :D
18. Croutons or bacon bits? bacon bits
19. Favorite Movie? 10 choise que je deteste de toi
20. Favorite day of the week? dimanche et samedi
21. Favorite word or phrase? "bra hum bug"
22. Favorite Restaurant? Chien Noir dans a Kingston
23. Favorite Flower? hmm, je ne suis pas sur... rose
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink: Slurpee
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.? au soccor
26. Preferred type of ice cream? chocolat et beurre de cacahuetes ou bonbon du coton
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character? Je deteste Elmo
28. Disney or Warner Bros.? Mickey?
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant? Subway?
30. When was your last hospital visit? hier
31. What color is your bedroom carpet? Je ne sais pas
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? oui et non
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? je ne sais pas
34. Most annoying thing? French, ha ha.
35. Bedtime? ... quand
36. Favorite all-time TV show? je ne sais pas
37. Last Movie you saw? Je ne sais pas, avec James et Sarah
38. Favorite Music? Christian.. broad, I know.
39. What CD is in your player right this second? Multi-media CD
40. What is your deepest fear? je ne vous pas
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why? Drums
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be? grande chien
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction? Tornado
44. Are you an internet pornstar? non!
45. Mars Bars or Snickers? Snickers
46. Does Coke make you hyper? Non
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference? non
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else? ha ha, de temps en temps
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil? je ne sais pas
50. What's the best item of clothing you own? jeans

16. Favourite soft toy? Spunky

:-o

QUOTE::: "I really hate it when random people drag up ancient threads :P"
(one day I'll learn that quote business)

1. What time is it?
just before 1. My clock is fast.

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:

Doctor Christopher David David David Damien Clare Parkinson-Lucid III of York

3. Nickname?

Uncle Moc, Bob the Fish, Sea Bass

4. Parents names?

Mr and Mrs Parkinson-Lucid of York

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?

Three, for some reason.

6. Date that you last blew them out?

My birthday. July 9th.

7. Pets?

Don't believe in them.

8. Eye color?

Brown.

9. Hair color?

Brown.

10. Piercing?

My ear. Big old silver hoop. Not like, crazy big. Just pirate big.

11. Tattoos?

Got the map of hell from Dante's Inferno on my back.

12. How much do you love your job?

Which one? And not at all, for either.

13. Best gift you've received?

My freedom. No longer the gimp!

14. Hometown?

(all together..) ST. ALBANS!!

15. Current Residence?

My house in St. Albans.

16. Favourite soft toy?

This dead cat we found last week.

17. Been toilet papering?

Only after going to the toilet. This is a really strange question, no?

18. Croutons or bacon bits?

Neither really. Probably just a big loaf of bread.

19. Favorite Movie?

Wayne's World.

20. Favorite day of the week?

Hmm.. Weekdays have Neighbours. But weekend evenings are more fu4n.

21. Favorite word or phrase?

Dude! Boke! Tool! Gimp! Lust! Blister! Blistered Eye! Lassie! Seabass! How Symbolic! Oh really? Hand Technique! Alright me old cornish goodies? That's a plan.. with.. no drawbacks. I make myself boke to be thin! Boke to be thin! Boke to be thin! Tune! Heave Stancock! Wrap me up in pitta bread! Cover me in mayonnaise! I want to be a chicken roll!

22. Favorite Restaurant?

H&H

23. Favorite Flower?

Those really big daisies.

24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink:

Tea. Feel the Force. Coffee. Rubicon Exotic.

25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.?

Bowls.

26. Preferred type of ice cream?

Banana.

27. Favorite Sesame Street Character?

Never seen it.

28. Disney or Warner Bros.?

Never seen it.

29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?

H&H

30. When was your last hospital visit?

When maya got drunk and stumbled into the wrong door and ended up getting lost in this ward at 2 in the morning in a state of undress.

31. What color is your bedroom carpet?

Red.

32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

No.

33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?

Um, a book shop? A record shop? I don't have a credit card.

34. Most annoying thing?

Richard Littlejohn. Most of the people who write letters into the Review. Tamsin Pearce.

35. Bedtime?

If you say so. (Bats eyelashes)

36. Favorite all-time TV show?

Neighbours.

37. Last Movie you saw?

The Piano.

38. Favorite Music?

Early 90's grunge rock.

39. What CD is in your player right this second?

Dave Swann and Boom Bip. But it's not playing.

40. What is your deepest fear?

Something pretty harsh.

41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why?

I'd be a flute. Just because.

42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be?

A flute. Or possibly some kind of Cartesean Demon. Or a sea bass. Or a melting clock.

43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction?

Paul and Tommy and Shaihan made a gas powered potato gun once that could shoot a potato 300 metres. That was pretty darn lethal.

44. Are you an internet pornstar?

No, although I've .. no.

45. Mars Bars or Snickers?

Mars.

46. Does Coke make you hyper?

Man, not as much as cherryade. Or Feel the Force. Bloody ADHD.

47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference?

Depends what they mean.

48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else?

Oh, possibly. They think I'm a compulsive liar, certainly. But I can look quite innocent and posh and polite.

49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil?

Anything's possible. And you know how the reading public like a twist in the tale as much as a shark likes a raw meat milkshake.

50. What's the best item of clothing you own?

Not sure. My hand-modified jeans? My 9 jackets? My home-made londis shirt? Perhaps it's a tight T-shirt of some kind. Or my Purple Darcy shirt.

Yeah, that was fun. Going to bed now.

1. What time is it? 3:00
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Steven Alexander Thompson
3. Nickname? eatmypiano, EMP
4. Parents names? Gwen & Bryan
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? 33
6. Date that you last blew them out? 30 June 2003
7. Pets? Black Labrador, Penny - 2 cats, Jessy and Honey
8. Eye color? Green
9. Hair color? Stupid "Strawberry Blonde" colour
10. Piercing? None
11. Tattoos? One
12. How much do you love your job? I'd love ANY job
13. Best gift you've received? Car
14. Hometown? Croydon
15. Current Residence? Wanstead
16. Favourite soft toy? Dog chewed them all up
17. Been toilet papering? Huh?
18. Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
19. Favorite Movie? Life of Brian
20. Favorite day of the week? Friday
21. Favorite word or phrase? "In the midst of Winter I discovered there was within me an invincible summer"
22. Favorite Restaurant? None
23. Favorite Flower? None
24. Favorite Non-alcoholic drink: Tea
25. Favorite sport to watch on T.V.? Football, especially Arsenal or England
26. Preferred type of ice cream? Haaged Daaz Strawberry cheesecake
27. Favorite Sesame Street Character? I hate that program. Bert & Ernie at a push
28. Disney or Warner Bros.? WB
29. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant? BK
30. When was your last hospital visit? About 3 weeks ago
31. What color is your bedroom carpet? Blue
32. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? No
33. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Virgin
34. Most annoying thing? MLM
35. Bedtime? between 10 and 1 depending on where I am or whats on TV
36. Favorite all-time TV show? Muppet Show
37. Last Movie you saw? TV: This years love, Cinema: American Pie
38. Favorite Music? Easier to list the stuff I hate. If it's in the top 40 it's probably crap.
39. What CD is in your player right this second? Dose One Clouddead
40. What is your deepest fear? painful death
41.If you could be a musical instrument, which one and why? Stupid question
42. If you had to paint a picture of yourself without painting anything resembling a human, what would you be? Dog
43. What is you favorite weapon of mass destruction? revenge
44. Are you an internet pornstar? Oh yeah. Definitely
45. Mars Bars or Snickers? Both are disgusting
46. Does Coke make you hyper? No
47. When someone says "Grandma's Chicken Salad" do you get the reference? As long as it's a reference to a salad containing chicken made by a female grandparent.
48. Do people think you are really innocent and then get surprised when you show that you can be as dirty-minded as anyone else? People don't think I'm innocent.
49. In Harry Potter, do you think there is any possibility Dumbledore could turn out to be evil? I do hope there's a possibility that Harry Potter will disappear up his own arse and leave us alone.
50. What's the best item of clothing you own? XFM Number 15 polo shirt.

Ginger!

"Blank Labrador" = eh?

She used to be black but then someone moved the keys around on my keyboard.

...It's taken me over a year and a half to notice Cal loves me the most :)