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That last thread was getting too long - post here...

we skipped a few numbers - i'm writing them all down and will compile a page of them. hopefully with correct answers :)

was the day we lost posts called the iamcal event horizon?

I don't remember that.

Are newbies going to get the questions to answer? LOL

No it was The Black Tuesday Crash. Or as I liked to call it: Colin - The Black Tuesday Crash

I think its more of a trip down memory lane TBH.

shame

1. how do you spell the word for your bottom hole?
2. how do you spell the word for the little tadpole dudes that shoot out of a bloke?
3. What day of the week was it when we lost all the posts for that day including the conversation that invented the £"$£^$"^%^ smilie thing
4. Which one of the 'in crowd' comes across as a real hippy?
5. Who is a wimpy vegetarian?
6. Who's name directly translated to 'gay' in Bedfordshire? =]
7. Who types liked they've 'burped a load of scrabble letters onto the screen'?
8) Who is One-Can... and why is he such a geek?
9) What happens if Rosie laughs too much?
10) Who wants to help David Akumba?
11) How many times has Grim... left iamcal in a hissy fit claiming never to return?
12)What's the ironic thing about Sul's stalker barmaid story?
13) Who promised they would show me their bum in a thread, but never did?
14) Who thinks that depression is an excuse made by lazy people?
15) Why does Sul hate Italians?
16)What is Mrs Arsepuppy's name?
17) Who has a car with 2 hoooooooooooooooooooooooooge turbochargers?
18) Who cares?
19) who has a "thing" for red pandas?
20) who has a 'thing' for Rosie?
21) Name 5 users that have a "thing"?
22) Name 5 users who dont have a "thing"?
23) who sounds like a farmer?
24) How many couples have been formed via iamcal?
25) Which is the best couple ;)
26) Sul is a gayer.
27) if your "monkeys nose was bleeding", what would you be experiencing?
28) Who (alledgedly) looks like Bjork ?
29) Who (alledgedly) looks like Frida ?
30) Who's girlfriend is called Laura ?
31) Who of the iamcal crowd are related to Cal ?
32) Who 'felt like he'd been raped'?
33) Who can't we help?
34) Which two IAmCalMembers would be most likely to get up an dance to the Euphoric Mix of Airwaves?
35) Who is Cal's perfect woman?
36) Who has an office friend that wrote 'IAmCal' across her breasts?
37) What was Cal's first job?
38) who sent chays mate a pair of pants in the post?
39) Who had an 70-post conversation with his Windows 95 PC?
40) which duo likes to start on tramps when they are drunk?
41) who's lost their job for excessive iamcal'ing?
42) Who love tyler?
43) Who was the first person to introduce themselves?

Cal, you still got the pic of my mate who wrote IAMCAL on her titties?

The day we lost the posts became known as the 'Post Void'.

yeh, see www.iamcal.com/topic_2176

No the posts fell into the post void. The DAY was called The Black Tuesday Crash

What's the answer to 40, BTW?

foggy: i can't find it right now, but it should be around somewhere

I'm gonna guess that's Vic and Myself. (and they start it)

40 is vic and sul

Bad Vic and Sul!

foggy: www.iamcal.com/pics/fans/fo...

from

www.iamcal.com/topic_2353

Isn't the answer to 24 1?

miki is now officially "queen of the search"

24:

chay & emma
sul & vic
vic & rosie
miki & steve

;)

chay and red
gobbo and miki
sul and vic
er...

ahh - forgot about vic and rosie :)

@cal: I know, I'm a geek :D YAY

they start it!!

"You're drinking and there's a war on. My mate died in the war. Darth vader! You've got more points than sunderland. IRA. Bombs."

KESTREL!

Maybe 24 should be changed to 'How many I Am Cal couples have actually got it on?'

I forgot about Gobbo and Miki, we get reports over a BG's GrimForum about it every now and then.

I don't dare talk about it here ;-)

We've stopped asking questions...

44) What is the name of the newspaper that Gary reads daily?

45) What did chay give cal for his 22nd birthday
46) What's the iamcal superhero called?

44: the sun. though i imagine gary likes the mail too

47)How many official iamcal meets have there been?
48)What was the maximum attendance?

45 - a hat?

yay for RedAndWhiteMan

maybe he has some questions too ?

49)What were the names of Sul's ill fated goldfish?

47 - 3
48 - 4
49 is 1 and 0, no? they lived a blender

yeah :)

48 is technically 5, Don't forget Donnie was there.

oh yeah. That makes 4 official meets. I forgot about the birthday for some reason.

50) What am I going to have for lunch today?

51) Who cares?

51 - No-one

13) Who promised they would show me their bum in a thread, but never did?

Edit to:

13) Who promised they would show Friday their bum in a thread, but never did?

Can you guess who?

52. Which iamcal users think that Land Rovers are the best? (Edit) or that they ROCK! (I can think of 2) :-)

the answer to 40 is sul and vic! well done! :D

53) Who likes to eat melted chocolate and chips?

54. Who on iamcal looks like Lara Croft ? :)

44: the sun. though i imagine gary likes the mail too

Cheeky bastard. It's The Sun or nothing!

55. Who looks like Clark Gable?

I think Landies RAWK, if that counts...

Friday, who does look like Clark Gable?

Yes Grim, you were 1 (that means u like them, right?)

Foggie - Look at the mugshots

56) Would you like a xmas card made by my own fair hands?


send your address to rslark@yahoo.co.uk if you'd like me to make you one!

:D

Is your surname 'Slark', Rosie?

yes. Unfortunately. :(

57) Who has the strangest surname on iamcal.com

:(

57) Dainippon Sirenitro

what was the answer to 50?

Vic: I asked you not to tell anyone that!

Rosie: 2 pints of Stella

LOL!

58) Easy One - who wants to change their name, for one year only as a joke?

you asked me not to tell anyone what?

Foggie - sorry, he changed his profile picture!

55. Who used to look like Clark Gable?

Vic: My real name

Sorry Spiderdan.

LUCY RECORD!!

1. how do you spell the word for your bottom hole?

aanas. or anas.

2. how do you spell the word for the little tadpole dudes that shoot out of a bloke?

cum fountain!

3. What day of the week was it when we lost all the posts for that day including the conversation that invented the £"$£^$"^%^ smilie thing

Shabbat.

4. Which one of the 'in crowd' comes across as a real hippy?

Old Wizened Doctor Lucid

5. Who is a wimpy vegetarian?

Gary, strangely enough. (No really. And Chai)

6. Who's name directly translated to 'gay' in Bedfordshire? =]

And wales. Mssr. Bumdog.

7. Who types liked they've 'burped a load of scrabble letters onto the screen'?

Jackie O. "Sprem in anas" being a prime example. And "Beergoad".

8) Who is One-Can... and why is he such a geek?

That kid who can scratch-dj using a can of Fosters. He's a geek because he loves cars as much as he loves computers.

9) What happens if Rosie laughs too much?

Sprem comes out of her anas.

10) Who wants to help David Akumba?

Oxfam.

11) How many times has Grim... left iamcal in a hissy fit claiming never to return?

More times.

12)What's the ironic thing about Sul's stalker barmaid story?

He was the one who ended up with a restraining order.

13) Who promised they would show me their bum in a thread, but never did?

The Doc? Beargod?

14) Who thinks that depression is an excuse made by lazy people?

Gary.

15) Why does Sul hate Italians?

He's a bloody racist!

16)What is Mrs Arsepuppy's name?

"Fist Love Wife"

17) Who has a car with 2 hoooooooooooooooooooooooooge turbochargers?

Chay.

18) Who cares?

Grim cause he's well jealous.

19) who has a "thing" for red pandas?

Chay.

20) who has a 'thing' for Rosie?

Vic.

21) Name 5 users that have a "thing"?

Cal - pizza lovin
AP - Sick jokin
Friday - Africa and Michael Jackson
Beargod - Lusty young men
Jeff - Actually a man

22) Name 5 users who dont have a "thing"?

Redmaiden, Redmaiden, Frankie, Sul, Rosie

23) who sounds like a farmer?

Michael Jackson.

24) How many couples have been formed via iamcal?

Cal and Jeff
Grim and Rosie
Gary and Redmaiden
Chay and Miki
Gobbo and RedAndWhiteSam
Sul and Vic

25) Which is the best couple ;)

The ones with the webcam.

26) Sul is a gayer.

Than a gay old drunken man.

27) if your "monkeys nose was bleeding", what would you be experiencing?

You'd be fired from the Monkey Sanctuary, and then sue for unfair dismissal cause you'd be on the time of the month.

28) Who (alledgedly) looks like Bjork ?

Jarvis Cocker.

29) Who (alledgedly) looks like Frida ?

What, the big machine who works in the factory?

30) Who's girlfriend is called Laura ?

AP.

31) Who of the iamcal crowd are related to Cal ?

Grim is his uncle, Chay is his cousin.

32) Who 'felt like he'd been raped'?

Sul. When that girl did that stuff.

33) Who can't we help?

The poor. Black Death. The reputation of Michael Jackson.

34) Which two IAmCalMembers would be most likely to get up an dance to the Euphoric Mix of Airwaves?

Chay and Emma.

35) Who is Cal's perfect woman?

Jeff.

36) Who has an office friend that wrote 'IAmCal' across her breasts?

Claire Danes.

37) What was Cal's first job?

Paper Round.

38) who sent chays mate a pair of pants in the post?

Rosie.

39) Who had an 70-post conversation with his Windows 95 PC?

Beargod.

40) which duo likes to start on tramps when they are drunk?

Sul and Vic.

41) who's lost their job for excessive iamcal'ing?

EatMyPiano.

42) Who love tyler?

I LOVE TYLER

43) Who was the first person to introduce themselves?

Cal. When he made the site. Including that really controvercial design.

APPROVE ME, PLEASE!!

oh yeah, i've been approved. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to post on this thread. Oh.

34) Which two IAmCalMembers would be most likely to get up an dance to the Euphoric Mix of Airwaves?

Chay and Emma.

wtf???

24) How many couples have been formed via iamcal?

Gary and Redmaiden

Er, no.

oh uncle lucy.. i mean lucy moc i mean dr record.. errr.. :D

41 - meee meee meeeeee!!!!!!!!! :D

Are you calling me Doctor Lucy?

no, I think Uncle Lucy D.P. Moc III is what i'm calling you..

Does the DP stand for "double penetration"?

i didnt think you were that kind of girl..it was 'double parking' but if you want it to be double penetration then sure...

41 wasn't me. I did more IAmCal'ing when I got made redundant.

I've got a job now by the way. I work for Burberry. If anyone needs an new handbag, let me know.

Friday is a man? Africa and Michael Jackson???

I'm Cal's Uncle, apparently =]

ooh if the handbag's free I'll take one (mums xmas pressie innit, not for me.... honest) ;)

can i have a cap? i wanna wear it with a hoodie and look like an oink

eatmypiano, can I get a jacket?

Not free - generous discount

how generous is generous? 25% off?

sorry Lucy Record, but I don't have sprem coming out of my anas thanks v. much.


(well, not today anyway)

Yes. 25% on accessories.

A Jacket isnt a accessory though. :o(

I thought Sul wanted a handbag. 25% on everything.

Hmmm. Considering the bags are about 200 quid normally I think I'll just buy her a shit one. ;)

Thanks for the offer though :)

ha ha!

Did anyone ever get all the answers to this?

1. how do you spell the word for your bottom hole?
2. how do you spell the word for the little tadpole dudes that shoot out of a bloke?
3. What day of the week was it when we lost all the posts for that day including the conversation that invented the £"$£^$"^%^ smilie thing
4. Which one of the 'in crowd' comes across as a real hippy?
5. Who is a wimpy vegetarian?
6. Who's name directly translated to 'gay' in Bedfordshire? =]
7. Who types liked they've 'burped a load of scrabble letters onto the screen'?
8) Who is One-Can... and why is he such a geek?
9) What happens if Rosie laughs too much?
10) Who wants to help David Akumba?
11) How many times has Grim... left iamcal in a hissy fit claiming never to return?
12)What's the ironic thing about Sul's stalker barmaid story?
13) Who promised they would show me their bum in a thread, but never did?
14) Who thinks that depression is an excuse made by lazy people?
15) Why does Sul hate Italians?
16)What is Mrs Arsepuppy's name?
17) Who has a car with 2 hoooooooooooooooooooooooooge turbochargers?
18) Who cares?
19) who has a "thing" for red pandas?
20) who has a 'thing' for Rosie?
21) Name 5 users that have a "thing"?
22) Name 5 users who dont have a "thing"?
23) who sounds like a farmer?
24) How many couples have been formed via iamcal?
25) Which is the best couple ;)
26) Sul is a gayer.
27) if your "monkeys nose was bleeding", what would you be experiencing?
28) Who (alledgedly) looks like Bjork ?
29) Who (alledgedly) looks like Frida ?
30) Who's girlfriend is called Laura ?
31) Who of the iamcal crowd are related to Cal ?
32) Who 'felt like he'd been raped'?
33) Who can't we help?
34) Which two IAmCalMembers would be most likely to get up an dance to the Euphoric Mix of Airwaves?
35) Who is Cal's perfect woman?
36) Who has an office friend that wrote 'IAmCal' across her breasts?
37) What was Cal's first job?
38) who sent chays mate a pair of pants in the post?
39) Who had an 70-post conversation with his Windows 95 PC?
40) which duo likes to start on tramps when they are drunk?
41) who's lost their job for excessive iamcal'ing?
42) Who love tyler?
43) Who was the first person to introduce themselves?
44) What is the name of the newspaper that Gary reads daily?
45) What did chay give cal for his 22nd birthday
46) What's the iamcal superhero called?
47)How many official iamcal meets have there been?
48)What was the maximum attendance?
49)What were the names of Sul's ill fated goldfish?
50) What am I going to have for lunch today?

I don't think I'd score all that highly anymore

i demand an answer for 54

I asked the question, but don't remember the answer

I also have no idea so I'm gonna say Beargod.

I know the answer to 6 =]
And all the ones about me.

can we now change 11 to another name ;)

Especially since I never once claimed that I wouldn't return.

I think.

my favourite has to be

16)What is Mrs Arsepuppy's name?

"Fist Love Wife"

I've added all the questions that (I think) I know the answers to to MetaQuiz - anyone who knows the answers to more questions can add them at the end.
You can use 'guest' and 'guest' as a login (but then it won't remember you scores), or just register - all you need is a name and a password.

Done. 14 points