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Posted by Grim..., 09:56, 13th June 2000:
 
Right, how is it that my girlfriend goes away for a trip round the world, I'm fine for five whole months, then some other one suddenly turns up only ONE WEEK before she is due to get back?HUH?HUH?
Posted by cal, 10:04, 13th June 2000:
 
such is the world
Posted by Grim..., 11:43, 13th June 2000:
 
Yeah, but why are the newer ones always so god damned good looking?
Posted by cal, 14:42, 13th June 2000:
 
to annoy you. no other reason
Posted by Grim..., 09:48, 15th June 2000:
 
Okay, so, why the hell am I taking the new one out for the 3rd time (this week) tonight?
Posted by cal, 14:24, 15th June 2000:
 
Because you are a fool?
Posted by pault, 21:18, 15th June 2000:
 
I agree.
Posted by trinity, 14:41, 5th July 2000:
 
well, for once in my life, i don't have anything to say.....cal, nice site, really....and about the girl that popped in a week before your girlfriend came back.....it's a test!Just say no.x0x,=)PS i am a dork so don't talk to me....just ask Darkgarden. i think you're cute..~lol~
Posted by Grim..., 11:51, 6th July 2000:
 
If it was a test then it was a damned good one. But hey, I passed. I think.
Posted by chris, 11:05, 12th August 2000:
 
So you went with the new girl huh???Heh heh heh, it may be a test, but it must be sooo horrible, yup, happens to me all the time, i work in a night club, i just ignore them, i'm happy :)
Posted by Grim..., 12:49, 15th March 2001:
 
Ooh, look, this is an old one...
One of the first threads on the forum if I remember correctly
Just Out Of Interest, I should have gone with the new one as it turns out the old one is a stuck-up, lying, cheap, slag of a bitch :o)
/rant
Posted by Grim..., 13:29, 10th April 2003:
 
Wow!
I was angry with her two years ago =]

Double-wow!
I started the second thread!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:43, 10th April 2003:
 
sul: can you read my mind?
Posted by chandler, 13:43, 10th April 2003:
 
hahaha :D
Posted by Grim..., 13:55, 10th April 2003:
 
Eh?
Posted by Sul, 14:01, 10th April 2003:
 
Yes Vic I think I can! Can we have the ladies in questions phone numbers please?
Posted by Rosie, 14:42, 10th April 2003:
 
Grim: Think about your poor old girlfriend! (although she has gone around the world without you) You should resist temptation.


( I would kill vic if he was taking out girls when I wasn't around)

>:(
Posted by beargod, 14:43, 10th April 2003:
 
You too Rosie?
Posted by Rosie, 14:44, 10th April 2003:
 
eh?
Posted by beargod, 14:45, 10th April 2003:
 
:D
Posted by chandler, 14:46, 10th April 2003:
 
Rosie are you offering advice to a problem over three years old?
Posted by Rosie, 14:50, 10th April 2003:
 
Explain what you meant beargod? Coz I don't understand?
Posted by beargod, 14:50, 10th April 2003:
 
and he has got over?
Posted by beargod, 14:51, 10th April 2003:
 
I was trying to make a joke rosie. don't worry about it
Posted by Rosie, 14:51, 10th April 2003:
 
Oh I see!Sorry its me being lazy and not reading everything! What happened then - did Grim..... shag the new one or stay with the old?
Posted by Rosie, 14:55, 10th April 2003:
 
Is no one talking to me coz I'm thick.....?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:56, 10th April 2003:
 
Not at all...

I dont know if he did or not.

Sorry :)
Posted by chandler, 14:57, 10th April 2003:
 
thats exactly why Rosie
;)
Posted by Rosie, 14:59, 10th April 2003:
 
:P
Posted by beargod, 14:59, 10th April 2003:
 
I think he stayed with her cos he said earlier he passed the test, but regretted it.
Posted by Rosie, 15:00, 10th April 2003:
 
We haven't seen RedAndWhiteMan around these parts recently...

*changing the subject*

;)
Posted by chandler, 15:01, 10th April 2003:
 
you havent said much here recently Rosie. or was i just preoccupied?
Posted by Rosie, 15:03, 10th April 2003:
 
I've always been here chay. its you whos been trying to get your end wet and forgetting us ....


:(
Posted by beargod, 15:04, 10th April 2003:
 
He lives on MSN now
Posted by chandler, 15:04, 10th April 2003:
 
haha i love your turn of phrase :D

sorry to forget you. and sorry to fill the site up with my soppiness
Posted by Rosie, 15:05, 10th April 2003:
 
Your alright chay!

I think its quite sweet you've got a girlfriend.

;)
Posted by chandler, 15:06, 10th April 2003:
 
:D pitty she lives so far away.
absense makes the heart grow fonder but that doesnt help me "get my end wet" as you so elegantly put it.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:06, 10th April 2003:
 
makes me feel slightly sick ;o)
Posted by beargod, 15:07, 10th April 2003:
 
sorry stop it visualisation happening
Posted by chandler, 15:08, 10th April 2003:
 
"fill the site up with my soppiness" could be a nasty euphamism!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:08, 10th April 2003:
 
Yeah, like what Jacko does!
Posted by chandler, 15:09, 10th April 2003:
 
haha
Posted by Rosie, 15:19, 10th April 2003:
 
So, have you sealed the deal then chay?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:20, 10th April 2003:
 
sealed the deal? What do you mean by that?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:23, 10th April 2003:
 
shagging, innit. :)
Posted by Rosie, 15:23, 10th April 2003:
 
You know FH, has chay whipped out the one eyed trouser snake for her yet?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:24, 10th April 2003:
 
So Chay, are you and Red officially an item or is it just horseplay for shits and giggles?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:25, 10th April 2003:
 
ah, yes i know what you mean.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:25, 10th April 2003:
 
"The bald-headed kebab scientist"
Posted by Rosie, 15:26, 10th April 2003:
 
LOL! YUK!
Posted by Rosie, 15:26, 10th April 2003:
 
When I had my period, one of my old boyfriends used to say, " No show tonight lads, the monkeys nose is bleeding"!

:)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:27, 10th April 2003:
 
Thats lovely!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:28, 10th April 2003:
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Monkey's nose! Classic!!
Posted by beargod, 15:28, 10th April 2003:
 
that is sick
Posted by Sul, 15:30, 10th April 2003:
 
HEHEHE

I like the phrases

Up on blocks, riding the red pony, and flying with cotton wings.
Posted by Rosie, 15:30, 10th April 2003:
 
and I once came on when he had his head "down there".

HAhahaha

I didn't f**king like him anyway, the tawt.
Posted by chandler, 15:31, 10th April 2003:
 
HAHAHAHAHA rosie you're the best! (apart from emma)
I'm going to go visit her in May on my way up to see my uni mates. I should go before then really but work is busy and i am not organised enough.

monkey's nose. heehee :D thats fantastic
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:31, 10th April 2003:
 
More sauce with your kebab sir?
Posted by Rosie, 15:34, 10th April 2003:
 
The thing was, you would think i would have been embarressed by it. But i just pissed myself laughing, whilst he was gobbing everywhere and saying it was disgusting!

He shouldn't have been down there if he couldn't handle the consequences...
Posted by Sul, 15:36, 10th April 2003:
 
He shouldve been proud! He donned the war paint and successfully gained his red wings! Well done that man!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:43, 10th April 2003:
 
whats this? If i take out women without rosie around i get killed?
Posted by Rosie, 15:43, 10th April 2003:
 
He didn't feel proud......I think he felt a little unclean.
Posted by Sul, 15:44, 10th April 2003:
 
tart
Posted by Sul, 15:45, 10th April 2003:
 
Sex is supposed to be all about getting down and dirty!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:46, 10th April 2003:
 
and bloody?
Posted by Rosie, 15:50, 10th April 2003:
 
vic, i wouldn't kill you love.


(i might maim you slightly and keep you in the loft though.)
Posted by Sul, 15:51, 10th April 2003:
 
FL: Can be bloody yeah, why not?
Posted by Rosie, 15:54, 10th April 2003:
 
would you eat my period sul?!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:54, 10th April 2003:
 
A bit to gloopy for me Sul.
Posted by Sul, 15:57, 10th April 2003:
 
Sure rosie, if it was in the heat of passion.
Posted by Sul, 15:58, 10th April 2003:
 
not just for entertainment value though
Posted by Rosie, 15:58, 10th April 2003:
 
Cool!
Posted by Rosie, 15:59, 10th April 2003:
 
Very Cool!
Posted by Sul, 16:02, 10th April 2003:
 
My thinking is that if you'd eat my spunk I'd eat your period. Theyre pretty much the same thing... sort of.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:02, 10th April 2003:
 
Not its not!
Posted by chandler, 16:03, 10th April 2003:
 
"would you eat my period sul?!"

Quote of the week right there!
Posted by Rosie, 16:03, 10th April 2003:
 
Hey Sul! I like your thinking!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:05, 10th April 2003:
 
Women ejaculate so that would be the same as spunk ( as you put it), not the period.
Posted by Sul, 16:07, 10th April 2003:
 
In sulland its all bonus material
Posted by chandler, 16:09, 10th April 2003:
 
hahahahaa
Posted by Rosie, 16:10, 10th April 2003:
 
Nice one sul!!
Posted by Rosie, 16:14, 10th April 2003:
 
Vic, would you eat my period?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:14, 10th April 2003:
 
*snigger*
Posted by jeff, 16:17, 10th April 2003:
 
i dont think i'd eat my own period... NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT THE BITS!!!

two or three dessert spoons full my arse...
Posted by Rosie, 16:18, 10th April 2003:
 
Hes ignoring me now.
Posted by Rosie, 16:19, 10th April 2003:
 
Yeah jeff! I agree. I get great gushes of .... whatever the hell it is. I must run though about 2 x boxes of super duper tampons each time!
Posted by jeff, 16:20, 10th April 2003:
 
its not so much the amount, just the bits... boy i wish julie the tampax lady had warned us about the bits..
Posted by Rosie, 16:22, 10th April 2003:
 
lol!
Posted by beargod, 16:23, 10th April 2003:
 
describe the bits in great detail
Posted by chandler, 16:23, 10th April 2003:
 
um. lovely
Posted by RUSS, 16:23, 10th April 2003:
 
this is fucking gross!!
Posted by Rosie, 16:23, 10th April 2003:
 
I was really freaked out by my tampon lady. I started crying!

I'm glad she never mentioned the bits!
Posted by jeff, 16:23, 10th April 2003:
 
so, when we had the talk from julie, where did the boys go?
Posted by chandler, 16:24, 10th April 2003:
 
well said RUSS.

still its all natural and all that
Posted by jeff, 16:25, 10th April 2003:
 
its gross but you're intrigued arent you? huh huh?
Posted by chandler, 16:27, 10th April 2003:
 
:D hahaha :D
Posted by Rosie, 16:27, 10th April 2003:
 
I think the boys must have had a talk about wanking or something.
Posted by Rosie, 16:28, 10th April 2003:
 
or how to keep thier bits clean.
Posted by chandler, 16:29, 10th April 2003:
 
we got a stern lecture on how to survive the girls time of the month without having our heads bitten off
Posted by jeff, 16:29, 10th April 2003:
 
you obviously didnt pay attention then!
Posted by Rosie, 16:31, 10th April 2003:
 
lol!

It wasn't really fair we got great big discussions about our privates and the boys got nothing!
Posted by Miki, 16:33, 10th April 2003:
 
no private lessons here, boys and girls together for all the talks :)
Posted by chandler, 16:34, 10th April 2003:
 
yeah but you probably watched hardcore dutch porn at primary school!!! :D
Posted by jeff, 16:34, 10th April 2003:
 
our pse teacher thought she was really hip and with it (she used to teach at an inner london comp y'know) and so when she was educating us about condoms she decided to divulge details of her own sex life.. they were barely relevant... sick. sick and wrong
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:35, 10th April 2003:
 
We had both the boys and the girls in one room when all the educating was being done...all the boys sniggered abviously.
Posted by Miki, 16:36, 10th April 2003:
 
chay: its an education !
Posted by Rosie, 16:36, 10th April 2003:
 
i never got any sex lessons at school. All i got was the tampon talk.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:36, 10th April 2003:
 
Sounds like good education to me! ;)
Posted by chandler, 16:36, 10th April 2003:
 
hahha
Posted by Miki, 16:37, 10th April 2003:
 
no talk about tampons, just about sex
Posted by chandler, 16:37, 10th April 2003:
 
Rosie. you've made up for lack of education since though i think.
Posted by Rosie, 16:37, 10th April 2003:
 
anyone know where vic is?
Posted by jeff, 16:37, 10th April 2003:
 
if one of us ever becomes minister for education we have to make it compulsory that kids get their sex education from watching porn at school.. yeah!!
Posted by beargod, 16:38, 10th April 2003:
 
he's probably playing with his lightsaber or making tea
Posted by beargod, 16:38, 10th April 2003:
 
That is a very good idea jeff
Posted by RUSS, 16:38, 10th April 2003:
 
i remember when they had the girls had the tampon talk at my junior school, i tryed to sneak in and had to stand by the headteachers office!
Posted by Rosie, 16:38, 10th April 2003:
 
Its a bit clinical when you've got some old teacher demonstrating how to shag by using a metre stick.

Its best to find out about it yourself, i think anyway.
Posted by jeff, 16:39, 10th April 2003:
 
junior school?! wow, they didnt give it to us till we were about 13, although it was of no use to me for another 5 years... lost my free tampon container too...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:41, 10th April 2003:
 
junoir school? Whats that?
Posted by Rosie, 16:41, 10th April 2003:
 
The whole point of the container was that it was discret. But it wasn't coz every fucker knew what you were carting around in there anyway.
Posted by jeff, 16:42, 10th April 2003:
 
junior school, primary school ages 7 - 11
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:42, 10th April 2003:
 
mmm, nice cup of tea. Afternoon all.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:42, 10th April 2003:
 
ah, primary school for us scottish
Posted by chandler, 16:42, 10th April 2003:
 
junior school - up to age ages 7 to 11.
infant school is 4/5 to 7/8
the whole thing would be "primary school"
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:43, 10th April 2003:
 
AHA!! So it does make tea!
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:43, 10th April 2003:
 
Fuckin' "Junior School"??

Tsk!

It's "Little School" and "Big School". Everyone knows that.
Posted by jeff, 16:43, 10th April 2003:
 
didnt offer anyone else a cup of tea...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:43, 10th April 2003:
 
Primary and then High! Fuckin junior school! Tsk tsk
Posted by RUSS, 16:44, 10th April 2003:
 
i think it was somethin they put in the water round my way, some of the ladies were very developed at that age!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:44, 10th April 2003:
 
bollocks to you lot, i've got a light sabre whuuuuum whuuuuuum
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:44, 10th April 2003:
 
Wheres Cal, i want to see the pic of Miki!

Damn, i will need to wait until tomorrow. :(
Posted by jeff, 16:44, 10th April 2003:
 
nah, its receptions, infant school, junior school and senior school..
Posted by chandler, 16:44, 10th April 2003:
 
Nursery, Primary then Secondary in our county
and Primary was split into Infants and Juniors
Posted by jeff, 16:45, 10th April 2003:
 
cal's on icq shall i ask him?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:45, 10th April 2003:
 
How many fekin schools is there? reception? What the hell is that?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:45, 10th April 2003:
 
yes please jeff :o)
Posted by Rosie, 16:45, 10th April 2003:
 
I'm not here 2morrow. I've got a day off.

Don't miss me too much ppl!

:)
Posted by jeff, 16:46, 10th April 2003:
 
he's doing it now ;)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:46, 10th April 2003:
 
Merci jeff :o)
Posted by jeff, 16:47, 10th April 2003:
 
bye rosieeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:47, 10th April 2003:
 
Hey Miki! Wheres the clogs? :o)
Posted by chandler, 16:48, 10th April 2003:
 
reception same as nursery.start of infants probably.
Posted by Miki, 16:48, 10th April 2003:
 
arg is embarrassing, am going home now !
Posted by chandler, 16:48, 10th April 2003:
 
fl - obviously not the photo that i got ;)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:48, 10th April 2003:
 
ah, sheesh..why arent they called the same thing all over the country?
Posted by Miki, 16:48, 10th April 2003:
 
damn, too late
Posted by chandler, 16:50, 10th April 2003:
 
i dont know i always found it annoying and considered our system of Nursery School, Primary School, Secondary School. especially as i then went to a Tertiary College.

It kinda makes sense
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:51, 10th April 2003:
 
"Junior School"

Bah! Away with your Home Counties-speak!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:52, 10th April 2003:
 
Tertiary college! There another one! Fuckin hell!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:53, 10th April 2003:
 
Miki, why you holding up a pic of a orange building?
Posted by chandler, 16:53, 10th April 2003:
 
but it makes sense! Primary, Secondary, Tertiary, see
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:53, 10th April 2003:
 
Arrggh!!!! No!!!!!

They'll be making us drink Pimm's next.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:54, 10th April 2003:
 
but it makes sense! Primary, Secondary, Tertiary, see

But it sounds so WRONG.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:56, 10th April 2003:
 
I know a guy back home (who is the most Welsh person ever), who used to call Uni "degree college".

Needless to say, we used to rip the piss out of him.
Posted by chandler, 16:56, 10th April 2003:
 
oh beehaave you commoners
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:56, 10th April 2003:
 
wooooo mOm
Posted by jeff, 16:56, 10th April 2003:
 
you're one to talk with your odd welsh ways and words with no vowels.. pah!
Posted by chandler, 16:57, 10th April 2003:
 
I call University "Uni" but loads of people seem to call it "College" but College for me is A-levels (cos i went to a college not a sixth form)
Posted by Sul, 16:57, 10th April 2003:
 
Play school, infant school, primary school, secondary school, sixth form or college.

Now THAT makes sense
Posted by Sul, 16:58, 10th April 2003:
 
Then, of course, Uni.
Posted by jeff, 16:58, 10th April 2003:
 
you forgot uni at the end sul
Posted by jeff, 16:59, 10th April 2003:
 
doh
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:59, 10th April 2003:
 
Teh only thing i learnt at uni was how to cut and sell ganga. Which was nice.
Posted by chandler, 17:00, 10th April 2003:
 
Sul: yes thats right. I agree with your list too. though i had Playgroup and then Nursery. but then i went to infant school when i was 4
Posted by jeff, 17:01, 10th April 2003:
 
at least you learnt something.... fsucking ex-poly crap university *mutters*
Posted by chandler, 17:01, 10th April 2003:
 
:D
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:02, 10th April 2003:
 
Jeff - But we do have vowels. Silly.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:03, 10th April 2003:
 
But no letter J.
Posted by Sul, 17:03, 10th April 2003:
 
Play school and play group are the same thing I think. I went straight from there to infant school at 4.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:05, 10th April 2003:
 
I went straight to little school at 4. None of that playschool shite.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:07, 10th April 2003:
 
I'm going home. Need a fag. Bus home would be nice too. Bye!
Posted by jeff, 17:14, 10th April 2003:
 
no more chien derriere...
Posted by cal, 17:16, 10th April 2003:
 
lower school, middle school, upper school, uni

duh
Posted by beargod, 17:16, 10th April 2003:
 
Play school, then primary school, for me. At the school I went to second they had a reception class intrducing youngsters to school
Posted by beargod, 17:17, 10th April 2003:
 
we had lower and upper/juniors and senior in primary school
Posted by Grim..., 17:37, 10th April 2003:
 
Just out of interest, I am still with the 'holidaying round the world' woman.
'Other' woman (Gemma Crips - anyone remember her?) is now pregnant, and living in the Isle Of White. We are still good friends.
Posted by cal, 17:47, 10th April 2003:
 
wow. i remember her

what about the rest of the dean crowd?
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:55, 10th April 2003:
 
I went to a grammar school :D

chien derriere - hahah that's dog bottom heehee

we had sex education, free tampons and a drugs lesson :-D so useful I learnt how to chase the dragon (thankfully I don't live on a council estate so it's not been any use to me)
Posted by Grim..., 20:50, 10th April 2003:
 
Dean crowd... Like who?
Gamblen is still about occasionally, Agate is still a gypsy bastard, can't really think of anyone else you may know...
Posted by plindoe, 08:38, 11th April 2003:
 
it is all shite anyway, coz i have done the lot and still aint got no proper job!


fucking shite-ing cunting arse shit eating dog fucking wank state of affairs!
Posted by jeff, 10:01, 11th April 2003:
 
*dreading leaving uni to find a job* (also looking forward to it because it means no more shithole leicester!)
Posted by chandler, 10:59, 4th December 2003:
 
wow this thread has the first reference to Monkey Nose Bleeds :D
Posted by Rosie, 11:29, 4th December 2003:
 
Sul said he would eat my period!

:)
Posted by chandler, 11:54, 4th December 2003:
 
:S
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 12:49, 4th December 2003:
 
Has he? And i would of thought that it is something you have to drink.
Posted by trim..., 12:51, 4th December 2003:
 
what about the lumps?
Besides, by the time he gets it in the post, it might have congealed
Posted by WarHead, 12:55, 4th December 2003:
 
A bit like black pudding then.
Posted by zxenor, 15:18, 4th December 2003:
 
pre-kindergarten, kindergarten, elementary school, middle school, high school

kindergarten is german? i wonder what culture this country hasn't stolen from...
Posted by Saltation, 18:53, 4th June 2004:
 
antarctica
Posted by Abe Frohman, 09:32, 5th June 2004:
 
Really? Didn't those Eskimos inspire Lord Anthony?
Posted by Saltation, 13:26, 5th June 2004:
 
ant

not arctica
Posted by Saltation, 13:27, 5th June 2004:
 
hmm.
>Lord Anthony

it occurs to me that standard english evening wear could well have been inspired by the penguin
Posted by Saltation, 13:27, 5th June 2004:
 
or even by the wild unix that roams freely on the icy wastes and hips
Posted by Saltation, 13:34, 5th June 2004:
 
linux and tigux, and vast herds of antelox, xebra, and wilderbeex sweeping majestically across the plains of afrarctica
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:12, 5th June 2004:
 
Whoops, i seem to have reversed the polarity.

you see what i did there?
Posted by Saltation, 19:00, 5th June 2004:
 
oh my god, the portal is closing, you're a genius!!!
don't cross the streams

you might fall in