Discussion » Micheal Jackson

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Posted by MaRcO, 09:13, 13th August 2003:
 
Sorry but i have to dissagree with you all i think that micheal jackson is the most loveing careing men in the world, dont worry i have read all the nastey storys put against him.
And i'm with him all the way i allways have and i always will.
Posted by MaRcO, 09:19, 13th August 2003:
 
does no one like micheal jackson here or something?
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:28, 13th August 2003:
 
????

We haven't discussed him here.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:33, 13th August 2003:
 
maybe he can help you with your spelling.
Posted by MaRcO, 09:36, 13th August 2003:
 
Posted by MaRcO, 09:37, 13th August 2003:
 
well ok do u like MJ
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:37, 13th August 2003:
 
Although, to wander off-topic for a moment, I'd like to recall one of my favourite TV moments:

"Liquid News" reporter, to Huey (from the Fun Lovin' Criminals):

"Huey! Can you give us a few words??"

"Yeah. Michael Jackson Fucks Kids"

Aces.
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:39, 13th August 2003:
 
I used to be a big fan of his music but "Dangerous" was a bit poo. He never recovered from that.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:40, 13th August 2003:
 
Michael Jackson is totally fucked up in the head. And I would not be surprised if he 'interferes' with little kids.
Posted by MaRcO, 09:41, 13th August 2003:
 
Posted by MaRcO, 09:43, 13th August 2003:
 
what the fuck mackes u think that he fucks kids
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:44, 13th August 2003:
 
because he fucks kids
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:44, 13th August 2003:
 
he's a kiddy fucker
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:44, 13th August 2003:
 
fuck fucky fuck all day long
Posted by MaRcO, 09:44, 13th August 2003:
 
no he dosent
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:44, 13th August 2003:
 
with kids
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:44, 13th August 2003:
 
and possibly monkeys.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:44, 13th August 2003:
 
but especially kids.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:45, 13th August 2003:
 
can i get an amen?
Posted by MaRcO, 09:46, 13th August 2003:
 
how do u no i aint met him or how do u no i aint his mate i could go and tell him wat all u fuckers have said
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:47, 13th August 2003:
 
AMEN!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:47, 13th August 2003:
 
damn, don't tell him i don't think i could handle it if micheal jackson was upset with me.
Posted by beargod, 09:48, 13th August 2003:
 
amen
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:49, 13th August 2003:
 
MJ is a complete and utter fuck wit..he should be investiagted for fuckin kids.


Marco, waken the fuck up.
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:50, 13th August 2003:
 
*whistles*


www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/mjdec1.htm...


amen!
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:50, 13th August 2003:
 
Evidence there ^^
Posted by MaRcO, 09:54, 13th August 2003:
 
oh well is going 2 see him this week end (never never land) cant wait
i go nto see him some times i live in Englang u see so i dontt see him that often got 2 go
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:56, 13th August 2003:
 
cal, is this one of our lot fucking about? or has Josh Wank finally returned?
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:59, 13th August 2003:
 
I also think that MJ is the most loving, caring man in the world. That is, if "loving and caring"=fucking kids. While I'm on the subject, someone should tell him that fucking kids doesn't cure them from cancer, tsk.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:00, 13th August 2003:
 
he's bad you know, really really bad.
Posted by MaRcO, 10:03, 13th August 2003:
 
fuck off wankers try getting 2 no him then u will no wat he is realy like
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:06, 13th August 2003:
 
ok then, why don't you invite him over Jordy?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:14, 13th August 2003:
 
Yeah, invite him out for a few beers then we can all get to see how loving and caring he is. Thats before we kick his plastic ass all the way back to the US of A. Twat!
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:16, 13th August 2003:
 
Do you know what he's really like?? What are the circumstances of your Neverland visit? How old are you?
Posted by beargod, 10:25, 13th August 2003:
 
I thought he sold neverland
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:29, 13th August 2003:
 
Not yet, he hasn't. He will have to do soon.

He's moving to Florida or the Carribbean to exploit their rules on bankrupts.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:36, 13th August 2003:
 
and then to cambodia to shack up with gary glitter and exploit the rules on fucking kiddies.
Posted by beargod, 10:44, 13th August 2003:
 
does he fly, using his light hot air head?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:50, 13th August 2003:
 
Marco, are you still here? Or are you away to get buggered?
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:57, 13th August 2003:
 
"light hot air head"

????
Posted by beargod, 10:58, 13th August 2003:
 
i think that micheal jackson is the most loveing careing men in the world


There are more then one of him? No wonder he gets away with it
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:58, 13th August 2003:
 
??
Posted by beargod, 11:01, 13th August 2003:
 
Ap: hot air is light, so it must make it hard for him to stay on the ground.

Fl: look at the quote from the first post
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:02, 13th August 2003:
 
I can't see the connection between Jacko and the physics of hot air.
Posted by beargod, 11:04, 13th August 2003:
 
never mind then
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:24, 13th August 2003:
 
talking hot air perhaps?
Posted by friday, 11:36, 13th August 2003:
 
Marco, what a threat mate! Your going to tell him what people think? I think he already knows. It's a big shame, but he's lost the plot. Anyway, dar de dum, each to their own opinion...
Posted by ira piltz, 00:39, 20th August 2003:
 
I dont know what all of you are speaking of, Mr. "Jackson" is a homosexual molester of little children. He sleeps naked with his children...in the same bed! Tell me that his "children" are not being abused in this matter. Another question what if MJ had a wet dream? What would the tabloids then say? MJ reases sperm into his childrens anus's.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 01:49, 20th August 2003:
 
My god! Can you imagine what "the tabloids [would] then say"?

"JACKSON'S SPERM IN MY ANUS, CLAIMS KID" - The Mail
"HE'S BAD" - The Mirror
"POP STAR IN CHILD ABUSE ALLEGATIONS" - The Guardian
"BILLY'S JEANS" - The Sun
"HEAL THE WORLD? MORE LIKE FEEL THE CHILD!" - Daily Express
Posted by oldmanjake, 04:00, 20th August 2003:
 
hello
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:47, 20th August 2003:
 
I dont know what all of you are speaking of, Mr. "Jackson" is a homosexual molester of little children. He sleeps naked with his children...in the same bed! Tell me that his "children" are not being abused in this matter. Another question what if MJ had a wet dream? What would the tabloids then say? MJ reases sperm into his childrens anus's.


YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP!!! WE'RE GOING TO HELL IN A HANDCART!!11
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:48, 20th August 2003:
 
Having said that, "ira plitz"'s post above is probably the funniest thing I've seen on here. Not necessarily for a good reason though.
Posted by jackie o, 13:57, 25th August 2003:
 
if he did put sprem in your anus you would probably not like it unless you liek sperm in your anus,, but as long as they keep him sowhere where he cant put sprerm in the anus of a child they should still let him sing
Posted by friday, 14:17, 25th August 2003:
 
J - What disgusting thoughts.

QUE Doctor Lucid and his awards...
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:18, 25th August 2003:
 
well I'm not one for sprem in my anus
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:38, 25th August 2003:
 
Wonder how MaRcO is walking these days.
Posted by chandler, 23:54, 25th August 2003:
 
I for one have never put any sprem in reddy's anus.
Posted by leamag, 21:46, 7th September 2003:
 
well i think evry 1 is right on here because he is a bit of a pervert but he does have brilliant songs.
Posted by leamag, 21:47, 7th September 2003:
 
i am telling ya i would not like to be in bed with mj
Posted by leamag, 21:48, 7th September 2003:
 
is any 1 in
Posted by jacko rules, 22:05, 7th September 2003:
 
jacko is the fuckin best and he aint a kiddie fiddler hes just v.different coz of his upbringin
Posted by jacko rules, 22:05, 7th September 2003:
 
anyone in???
Posted by friday, 06:44, 8th September 2003:
 
into what, MJ's bed maybe? MOST DEFINITELY NOT
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:10, 8th September 2003:
 
I agree with Jacko rules, its not his fault he was brought up to fiddle with kids.


(now fuck off)
Posted by whit and heth, 10:30, 9th September 2003:
 
EUNUCHS SMOKE YA BUNCH OF NOBS!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:37, 9th September 2003:
 
what?
Posted by beargod, 10:55, 9th September 2003:
 
I get the impretion whit and heth wants to give everyone a blow job but only if they only have a jihng
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:31, 9th September 2003:
 
i can't help but think its chris eubank.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:31, 9th September 2003:
 
impression.
Posted by mjardine, 13:11, 9th September 2003:
 
Won wabbit won wabbit won won won
Posted by mimieblaize, 03:43, 13th September 2003:
 
You know everyone that is making all these stupid ass remarks are the ones that people should be worried about.
B-cause MJ is not that type of person. i mean lookat it this way he has always loved kids and b-cause he does you all think of him as a child malester well your wroung
hes not. you all should go to hell with thinking the way you do. MJ is actually what i would call the PERFECT man.
Posted by mimieblaize, 03:45, 13th September 2003:
 
also if i had the chance to marry him i would
this is how much i trust him and i know he would make the perfect father
Posted by mimieblaize, 03:47, 13th September 2003:
 
one more thing if he is so much of a rapist, child malester what ever you call it. Then why does he have his kids, don't you think OCS wold have them instead??????
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:50, 13th September 2003:
 
oh do fuck off, this is getting old.
Posted by Redmaiden, 12:20, 13th September 2003:
 
yeh and none of the MJ lovers can spell, it's all sprem and malesters
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:44, 13th September 2003:
 
OCS? Ocean Colour Scene?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:30, 13th September 2003:
 
Billy Ocean Colour Scene?
Posted by MiChEaLs mY HeRo, 20:00, 13th September 2003:
 
every one that doesn't like MICHEAL JACKSON can go to hell!!
how could you judge a kind, loving caring man if you havn't even met him befor? all of you must be jealous of him, ovesly coz you judge him like he's some sick man when really all of you are, thinking he sleeps with children, WELL THATS JUST PATHETIC!
if micheal jackson was a sick man, why would he donate so much money to foundations AND REALLY CARE ABOUT THE WORL?
i dont think micheal jackson would judge you.
DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:33, 13th September 2003:
 
Hey thats a good point, i've never met Hitler. maybe he just got a bad press.

Hmm, Hitler - Michael Jackson, Maybe there's some kind of Axis of Evil thing going on here.

P.S. Michael Jackson fucks kids and i also really care about the WORL.
Posted by MiChEaLs mY HeRo, 06:31, 15th September 2003:
 
micheal and hitler have nothing in commen huh a BIG L for a BIG LOSER!
seriously you dont know what your talking about VICTOR MENENDEZ
or who ever you are why dont you jump back on to the calculater, like the nerd that you are and figure out how much longer you are going to be jealous of mj? huh!
Posted by Ecks N Trick, 06:58, 15th September 2003:
 
I'm surprised the f-word is being used so much. I just joined this site and I have to not be an idiot apparently before I can be approved. As for Michael Jackson. I don't believe the allegations by that 13 year old kid. I heard the story, Michael was going to lend the boy's father a few thousand dollars or whatever it was and he didn't and then the guys son accuses him of molestation? Sounds very suspicious to me. And if he is a molester, when did the sweet child/teenager actually become a child molester? I say never but that's me. And I believe Michael when he says he never actually sleeps in the bed with the kids. He sleeps on the floor. There have been people that know him that can back that up. Lisa Marie Presley included. It does seem hard for people to differentiate between the loving, caring man who loves kids and is a kid himself. He was 9 when he and his brothers were signed to Motown. He never had much of a childhood or a normal high school life. I accredit his weirdness for that, I do agree he is somewhat of a weirdo or "wacko," but I child molester? I for one don't think so. A shy, sweet, loving, caring, misunderstood, eccentric, INNOCENT man child? I think that's closer to the truth.
Also I think if Michael Jackson were to move anywhere, Europe would be a good place. He's HUGE over there. They love him for his talent, and the kind of person he is, not the kind of person the media in America sometimes portrays him as. Showing off his child from a balcony, a good thing. Only using the one arm to hold him, not the smartest thing. He was caught up in all the exitement I heard. Plus he had a good grip. If he had used both hands, it wouldn't have been as big deal I would guess.
Posted by gaygo, 07:17, 15th September 2003:
 
i agree you all are jelous of him MICHEAL JACKSON ROCKS
Posted by beargod, 08:08, 15th September 2003:
 
erm no, we are europeans, yes his old music was good and alot of us did like it.

He had bad newspaper reports Everywhere about that bavy cos you do not hang a live kid out of a window where you are so high no matter how good your grip is cos you might drop the kid anyway
Posted by friday, 08:48, 15th September 2003:
 
Is it tru that MJ fanes cnnot spel?
Posted by beargod, 11:03, 15th September 2003:
 
Lokks lyke it
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:16, 15th September 2003:
 
Well it appears i am well on the way to becoming the Michael Jackson fan-club's poster boy. i'm off to my calculator now to work out just how jealous of MJ i am to the nearest decimal point.

(and if Michael Jackson wasn't so rich his kids would be taken from him so fast it would make his head spin)
Posted by Rosie, 11:34, 15th September 2003:
 
Michael Jackson is a kiddie-fiddler and needs a good smack in the mouth. Hes a bloody pr*ck and not worth talking about.
Posted by Rosie, 11:42, 15th September 2003:
 
I just read vics " oh do fuck off, this is getting old" comment and I've spat a mouthful of Toffee Crisp all over my desk!!!

LOL!!!

:D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:48, 15th September 2003:
 
:)
Posted by jackie o, 12:53, 15th September 2003:
 
bbbbbbbbbut he does have a good grip

and i would stick vicetor menedeteletz on my moichael jackson poster wall

oh the any of the day of the week and i will maka a pohto shop image of vigtor and miehel jackson and michel is shoot his sprem into the anua of Victo!
Posted by beargod, 12:54, 15th September 2003:
 
Is it me or is spelling getting really really bad? alot worse then beargoditis
Posted by friday, 13:04, 15th September 2003:
 
jackieoitis
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:05, 15th September 2003:
 
I think i might be a bit old for Mike.
Posted by Ecks N Trick, 20:40, 15th September 2003:
 
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make jack a dull boy. All work and no play mkake Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. I had nothing.
Posted by John, 03:04, 16th September 2003:
 
I think tht michael jackson does not look ugly because he was born as a boy then a man so do not call him a freak or jackass anyone please do not say that otherwise i will be very angry.
Posted by John, 03:06, 16th September 2003:
 
I think jacko is justb a human being like everyone else be a good sport and never call people names if you do not know them
Posted by friday, 06:52, 16th September 2003:
 
"never call people names if you do not know them"

True. You should not call people names if you do not know them. I mean, whilst you are calling out to your friend, Mike, Mike, his name might be something completely different, but you didnt know.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:30, 16th September 2003:
 
please don't get angry john, we'll be good.

And for an MJ fan thats some great spelling, hardly any errors at all.
Posted by lucky186, 12:50, 16th September 2003:
 
Okay you lot, listen up:

For all of you people that are just hating on Michael because of what he has, DON'T! He has great talents, and deserves every penny he gets.

For those of you who are stupid enough to believe tablodis and gossip, I feel sorry for you...

People in this world look at things and try to make something of it, and, I should know, I'm in seconary school and boy, do people talk...

I get called all sorts of names at school because of the nasty and disgusting things people have lied and made up about me, there isn't anything I can do about it because they don't believe a word that I say. So, I know exactly how Michael feels.

And those of you who say Michael is a "kiddie fiddler" as you like to put it, do you actually know that he is or are you letting the media lead you away from the truth yet again???

You people have no proof that Michael does what you say he does, so before you start calling him names and bullshitting on him, just think,
can you be sure these aligations are true? If you don't have liable evidence then I surrgest you SHUT THE FUCK UP

Michael I love you
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:57, 16th September 2003:
 
Oh my god. That is probably the coolest thing I've ever read.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:01, 16th September 2003:
 
Ok, things to bear in mind here.

WHEN YOU'RE IN SECONDARY SCHOOL YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT ANYTHING.

i suggest you spend more time in English, here is a short list of mis-spelt words:

Tabloids. Secondary. Allegations. Suggest.

And what the hell is 'liable evidence'? do you mean 'reliable'?


P.S. Michael Jackson fucks kids.
Posted by beargod, 13:05, 16th September 2003:
 
He admitted he slleps and there are kids in his bed, he sleeps with kids in his bed, he sleeps with kids, what other explanation is there?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:07, 16th September 2003:
 
and there is Sprem in their Anas!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:07, 16th September 2003:
 
(can that be the new Tagline? Pleeeease?)

iamcol: mocmocmocmoc - Sprem in your Anas!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:09, 16th September 2003:
 
yeah, new tagline!
Posted by cal, 13:47, 16th September 2003:
 
i don't think so :p
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:48, 16th September 2003:
 
Awwwwwww...
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:49, 16th September 2003:
 
What about;

iamcol: mocmocmocmoc - Official Michael Jackson Fan Site
Posted by Michael Jackson, 13:51, 16th September 2003:
 
hey thanks very much. i love you all!
Posted by beargod, 14:17, 16th September 2003:
 
I think that was fake it was not high enough
Posted by Sul, 14:19, 16th September 2003:
 
fuck you MJ!!

not while you're fucking kids though
Posted by lucky186, 15:33, 16th September 2003:
 
Okay for one thing "victor" I made 4 spelling mistakes, which is a damn sight less than most of you grown ups made in your replys.

Im in secondary school and have passed my GCSE's and I don't know anything huh? I think you need to get your facts right.

And Michael addmitted to sleeping with children but not sleeping with them in a sexual way.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:37, 16th September 2003:
 
Trust me kid, you don't know rat-shit from rice crispies.

GCSE's? the term Paper + Written on springs to mind.

For example, you've passed your GCSE's but you can't spell 'Admitted'. There's an apostrophe in 'Im'. the 'V' in Victor should be capitalised. And Michael Jackson fucks kids.

Now it's time for your mum to pick you up, Bye.
Posted by beargod, 15:38, 16th September 2003:
 
You are in Secondary school and have finished your GCSE's?

Most people I know go to College or sixth form and take their A-levels after their GCSE's not stay in a place you cannot learn any more
Posted by Michael Jackson, 15:39, 16th September 2003:
 
Its true, i like to put my pee-pee into little boys. it doesnt make me a monster!
Posted by lucky186, 15:40, 16th September 2003:
 
You are a sad person, and judging by the way you like to pick out every mistake I've made, I'd say you were a sad sad MAN
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:42, 16th September 2003:
 
Ah, schoolgirl. go get pregnant.
Posted by lucky186, 15:45, 16th September 2003:
 
beargod I am technically at secondary school because there is a sixth form centre actually on the school premises
Posted by lucky186, 15:47, 16th September 2003:
 
Oh, look you forgot to put a capital G after your full stop, maybe you need to go back to school...
Posted by Michael Jackson, 15:48, 16th September 2003:
 
Go to hell Sul!
Posted by beargod, 15:49, 16th September 2003:
 
Yes Sixth forms are generally on the school campus but still if you are in Sixth form you say you are in Sixth form and not in secondary school or people say you are younger then you are
Posted by lucky186, 15:50, 16th September 2003:
 
Victor what is your problem? I mean, its not my fault your a sad lonley old man who has nothing better to do than to sit at a computor all day and type rude things to a "school girl"
Posted by Sul, 15:51, 16th September 2003:
 
MJ: I already am, mate. Just 1 level above you kiddy fuckers.
Posted by lucky186, 15:52, 16th September 2003:
 
beargod good point :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:52, 16th September 2003:
 
talking to irritating schoolkids who think they know it all because they stopped wetting the bed last year has stolen my will to assemble a proper sentance. im out of here, someone take up the anti MJ role please.
Posted by beargod, 15:52, 16th September 2003:
 
its not my fault your a sad lonley old man who has nothing better to do than to sit at a computor all day and type rude things to a "school girl"


Yeah Vic I thought all those porn sites were banned at your work :)
Posted by Sul, 15:52, 16th September 2003:
 
"I mean, its not my fault your a sad lonley old man who has nothing better to do than to sit at a computor all day and type rude things to a "school girl"

Better than sitting at home all day shoving rude things into schoolboys eh?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:54, 16th September 2003:
 
No fuck it, that ones just pissed me off. Who was it who came on here out of the blue standing up for that disgusting sick pervert? was it me? no it was you. what the hell is a computor you clueless little shit. now fuck off.
Posted by lucky186, 15:55, 16th September 2003:
 
Yeah, what beargod said :) Victor your only sour because you know what I said is true and you can't handle it
Posted by Michael Jackson, 15:57, 16th September 2003:
 
Its perfectly normal to sleep with children. if they have an accident in the night its the highest form of love for me to clean it up with my mouth.
Posted by lucky186, 15:58, 16th September 2003:
 
And, if you don't know what a computor is Victor then your even sadder than I thought
Posted by Pauly, 16:00, 16th September 2003:
 
I agree with Lucky.

[edit]
Um, from a few posts ago.

[edit 2]
Actually, from a lot of posts ago.
Posted by Sul, 16:01, 16th September 2003:
 
its spelt with an E you fuckwit!
Posted by lucky186, 16:01, 16th September 2003:
 
thankyou Pauly
Posted by Pauly, 16:02, 16th September 2003:
 
It's has a capital 'I' and an apostrophe...
Posted by Rosie, 16:02, 16th September 2003:
 
Oh christ, all the new little people are ganging up on us.


I'm really scared...
Posted by lucky186, 16:03, 16th September 2003:
 
oh shame
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:03, 16th September 2003:
 
Riddles.
Matrix.
Jackass.
Michael Jackson.
how do we do it? is it your magical wierdo attracting powers sul?
Posted by beargod, 16:03, 16th September 2003:
 
Non of you are correct if this person has beargoditis
Posted by beargod, 16:04, 16th September 2003:
 
I am surprised we have had no people who are planning joining David blain in his box on here yet
Posted by Rosie, 16:04, 16th September 2003:
 
lucky186 is getting on my tits.

Someone tell him/her to get f*cked.
Posted by lucky186, 16:06, 16th September 2003:
 
Rosie, I really don't like conflict but,

GO TAKE A FUCKIN HIKE
Posted by Sul, 16:07, 16th September 2003:
 
Pauly: You can criticise my punctuation all you wish. It does little to change the fact that Michael Jackson fucks kids.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:08, 16th September 2003:
 
fuck fucky fuck. all day long.


with kids.
Posted by Rosie, 16:09, 16th September 2003:
 
OI YOU LITTLE SH*T. YOU'RE THE ONE WHOS COME HERE PISSING US OFF. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN PLEASE F*CK OFF AND LEAVE US TO GET ON WITH IT. DON'T TELL ME TO TAKE A HIKE - YOU CHEEKY A*SEHOLE.



grrrrrrrr
Posted by Rosie, 16:09, 16th September 2003:
 
and btw,


Michael Jackson sucks off kids.


so there.
Posted by lucky186, 16:09, 16th September 2003:
 
Victor, I didn't know you liked to fuck kids, ALL day long, I thought it was only at lunch times....
Posted by Pauly, 16:10, 16th September 2003:
 
Sul: Obviously - although it would be scary if it did... Sul misses a comma! Oh no! Someone gets gang-raped :oP
Posted by lucky186, 16:11, 16th September 2003:
 
If my opinoin is PISSING you off then you'll JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT
Posted by Pauly, 16:12, 16th September 2003:
 
Or switch your intro threads off, of course.
Posted by Sul, 16:12, 16th September 2003:
 
There was an old perv named Jacko
Who people had nicknamed a wacko
"I like fucking boys,
they're my little love toys"
He proclaimed while eating a Taco.
Posted by beargod, 16:12, 16th September 2003:
 
I would just like to say Flubble
Posted by Rosie, 16:12, 16th September 2003:
 
LOL!

Yeah - whatever.

Your name's not Josh Wank per chance?
Posted by Pauly, 16:15, 16th September 2003:
 
Your name's not Josh Wank per chance?

If I had to grow up with a name like that I'd be pretty agressive... :o)
Posted by lucky186, 16:18, 16th September 2003:
 
lol
Posted by Barbara, 16:18, 16th September 2003:
 
woopy doo, Rosie, you tell um!! he he
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:19, 16th September 2003:
 
good work sul!

Go Rosie, kick his ass. i can't stand PEOPLE who JUMP INTO irregular CAPITALS.

(not you russ)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:19, 16th September 2003:
 
Bah! That's nothing! My real name is David Piss :(
Posted by Rosie, 16:19, 16th September 2003:
 
Josh Wank was a little p*ick who used to post here.

He was a creep.
Posted by Barbara, 16:22, 16th September 2003:
 
michael jackson, i remember when he was a small boy
Posted by beargod, 16:22, 16th September 2003:
 
He got banned and came back as redman and said he played for a footy team, most people knew it was him though
Posted by lucky186, 16:25, 16th September 2003:
 
Well, I'm surly not Josh Wank but I just felt that I should put my opinion across, just like you lot already had.

Sorry if I've offended anyone :) but I've said my peice, so I'm gona leave you people in peace ( yes Victor, you got what you wanted, lol)

Bye

Michael I love you
Posted by cal, 16:32, 16th September 2003:
 
michael loves me?

i think i'm too old for him.


(i wont bother to correct your spelling, but god, it's attrocious)
Posted by Pauly, 16:39, 16th September 2003:
 
I remember reading Josh Wank's posts.

Cal - you never know, maybe in your case he'll make an exception!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:50, 16th September 2003:
 
Go Mike!
Posted by chris, 22:21, 16th September 2003:
 
Bit late here - but...

mimieblaize, 03:47 13 September 2003 :
one more thing if he is so much of a rapist, child malester what ever you call it. Then why does he have his kids, don't you think OCS wold have them instead??????


Why would Ocean Colour Scene have his children? Is the world of pop that fucked up?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 23:06, 16th September 2003:
 
All I have to say, is that I heard that Michael Jackson's latest release (apart from his 'releases' into anas) is going to be something along the lines of this.

Sprem sprem sprem sprem. Lovely sprem! Wonderful sprem! Sprem spr-e-e-e-e-em sprem spr-e-e-e-e-em sprem. Lovely sprem! Wonderful sprem! Lovely sprem! Wonderful sprem! Lovely sprem! Sprem sprem sprem sprem!

Wonderful sprem in the anas of the kids!
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:33, 16th September 2003:
 
ooh sure to be a hit!! *orders copy*
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:21, 17th September 2003:
 
I think we did the OCS gag chris.
Posted by Junique, 11:14, 18th September 2003:
 
I think for all you negative people out there, leave Michael alone. At the end of the day, he is a human being. Let him live his life and maybe get a life of your own. Michael is the "king of pop" and despite his apperance, he does have a gift.
Posted by beargod, 11:25, 18th September 2003:
 
michael Jackson is the "self proclaimed King of pop" there is no "king of pop". Despite the fact he has a fucked up mind which told him to disfigure himself and fuck kiddies he has released afew good albums, yes
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:34, 18th September 2003:
 
I don't see how we're stopping him from living his fucked up life though.
Posted by cal, 11:39, 18th September 2003:
 
At the end of the day, he is a human being


mass murderers are human beings. should we let them just get on with it?
Posted by beargod, 11:41, 18th September 2003:
 
And what is his gift? enticing kiddies into his bedroom so they get "sprem in their anas"?
Posted by Pauly, 12:26, 18th September 2003:
 
mass murderers are human beings. should we let them just get on with it?


Yes, if there's only laughable evidence suggesting they are mass murderers.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:47, 18th September 2003:
 
I think we're allowed to cuss him bad. But there are laws against Mass Murderers. And Child Abuse. And both cases, they probably have to prove they've done something first.

I don't entirely know how anyone got from the "Michael Jackson is a human being" (Well, mostly.. apparently his nose is from a cyborg) ... to therefore we should let Mass Murderers go on murdering. Although it's a stupid argument that we should leave MJ alone just cause he's human. I mean, we'd pick on him if he was an otter, right?

Maybe they should have an investigation into whether MJ actually does put sprem in anas. I don't think he's a big danger. And he's quite talented.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:48, 18th September 2003:
 
(Talented at putting Sprem in Anas, that is)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:56, 18th September 2003:
 
Poor Ana. no wonder she doesn't come here anymore.
Posted by will has a way, 19:30, 18th September 2003:
 
"Maybe they should have an investigation into whether MJ actually does put sprem in anas"

So if your actually saying that you don't know if he does put "sperm in anus" then why do you people slag him off so much?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:50, 18th September 2003:
 
Because if we had to have absolute proof we'd never get to slag anyone off and what a dull life that would be.
Posted by Redmaiden, 21:47, 18th September 2003:
 
coz mj is a disfigured freak that likes shooting his sprem in kids' faces
Posted by tommorris, 22:18, 18th September 2003:
 
Perhaps we could get Michael himself to join this forum and give us "the truth". The truth being that he's actually a eunuch.
Posted by Michael Jackson, 22:20, 18th September 2003:
 
Im not a eunuch
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 00:10, 19th September 2003:
 
I don't think I've been all that harshly cussing MJ. I just really like the words "sprem" and "anas".

If you want the truth, I think you're pretty cool, Michael J.. you make some nice tunes, you have a disfigured face, and you may and may not put sprem in anas.
Posted by linda, 18:46, 22nd September 2003:
 
i don't believe he fuck children that's crazy
Posted by lindaliu, 18:48, 22nd September 2003:
 
he might be a gay but not to children
Posted by chandler, 18:50, 22nd September 2003:
 
what about ones that aren't crazy?
Posted by Michael Jackson, 19:16, 22nd September 2003:
 
Its true i'm afraid. i fuck kids. there's no higher love than to put sprem in their anas.
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:02, 22nd September 2003:
 
amen
Posted by marc1, 15:09, 24th September 2003:
 
MIKAEL JACKSON RULES! YOU GUYS SUCK YOU LOSERS
Posted by marc1, 15:13, 24th September 2003:
 
LOOSERS!!!!!!!!!
Posted by marc1, 15:13, 24th September 2003:
 
ANYONE IN THS ROOM??
Posted by friday, 15:25, 24th September 2003:
 
oh no, call security, there's another MJ fan in the mix
Posted by marc1, 15:28, 24th September 2003:
 
WHAT MIX????????????????
Posted by Uncle Moc, 16:41, 24th September 2003:
 
The mix of sprem in yr anas
Posted by Uncle Moc, 16:41, 24th September 2003:
 
sorry, that was lame
Posted by beargod, 18:19, 24th September 2003:
 
Its all about rooms again :(
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 09:53, 26th September 2003:
 
Micheal jackson never fucks kids nor will he EVER fuck kids. For all you idiots who say he does, well, come on & prove it you imbiciles. marc1, I'm on your side, man.
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 09:55, 26th September 2003:
 
Hey Dr Lucid, you mispelled spearm & anus. if can't even spell that then how could you judge MJ like that? IDIOT!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:57, 26th September 2003:
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thats about the funniest thing i've ever read on this site. What have you got to say about that Doc?
Posted by marc1, 10:06, 26th September 2003:
 
Im not on your side marcus, i only love MJ because his sprem in my anas got me a hefty out of court settlement.
Posted by Michael Jackson, 10:16, 26th September 2003:
 
Its true, I fuck kids.
Posted by friday, 10:18, 26th September 2003:
 
VICTOR - I agree with you, that was hilarious...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:23, 26th September 2003:
 
FRIDAY - Yeah, i wonder if the Doc can answer that.
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:26, 26th September 2003:
 
spearm? mmm
Posted by angel`s from heaven, 23:44, 27th September 2003:
 
hi....you all....:)
you are all a bunc of haters we can give you all some atvice don`t judge people for who they are and you all now deep dawn in what`s left of your heart that michael jackson does not fuck kids....if all men had been like him there would be pease in the world coz that`s all he wants.....so giv him a chance will you.....
Posted by Sul, 23:54, 27th September 2003:
 
I gave him half a chance and he put one of his barrels in my anas. I dont want to give him a chance to unload both barrels.
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 08:39, 28th September 2003:
 
Sul, you are 1 HELL of an IDIOT! So are you marc1
Posted by Sul, 14:22, 28th September 2003:
 
Oh my gosh! I'm so hurt :'(

You wanna make sure my mum doesnt read this! She'd kick your fucking arse.
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:04, 28th September 2003:
 
I don't give anyone a chance who can't spell properly *shocked and apalled*
Posted by angel`s from heaven, 20:39, 28th September 2003:
 
I agree marcus.....
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:06, 28th September 2003:
 
Its nice to come back after the weekend to find that once again, the shockingly illiterate MJ'ers haven't let me down.
Posted by angel`s from heaven, 22:57, 28th September 2003:
 
sul your mom is to fat to kick anyone`s ass and she should kick a cocanut up in your ass
Posted by isisinglass, 23:00, 28th September 2003:
 
Unfrigginbelievable....Amen
Posted by Sul, 23:05, 28th September 2003:
 
AFH: As soon as my mum find a cocanut I'll be sure to ask her to kick it up in my ass. Just for you ;)
Posted by friday, 07:59, 29th September 2003:
 
Oh my goodness, will this thread ever die?
Posted by cal, 08:14, 29th September 2003:
 
i doubt it


i love this advice: "don`t judge people for who they are"

err, right then
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:57, 29th September 2003:
 
yeah thats nice, i however judge people by their actions. MJ fucks kids.
Posted by Pauly, 10:55, 29th September 2003:
 
don`t judge people for who they are

A-hahahahaha!
Posted by angel`s from heaven, 18:43, 29th September 2003:
 
he just like you victor......
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:11, 29th September 2003:
 
yep, thats me. what you doing later?

P.S. why is there an apostrophe in your name?
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 08:19, 2nd October 2003:
 
Angel, you ROCK
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 08:22, 2nd October 2003:
 
Victor, You are 1 Hell of an asshole. Oh, I forgot, you fuck assholes don't You
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 08:23, 2nd October 2003:
 
Sul, you mispelled ass you ASS
Posted by beargod, 08:24, 2nd October 2003:
 
No that is michael jackson

Vic usually finds badger holes
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 08:25, 2nd October 2003:
 
hey angel, where are you from?
Posted by beargod, 08:26, 2nd October 2003:
 
marcus you are mispelling arse you are using another word for donkey :P
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 08:34, 2nd October 2003:
 
I know beargod
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 08:34, 2nd October 2003:
 
I know, beargod
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 08:36, 2nd October 2003:
 
my li'l bro typed that just now
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 08:43, 2nd October 2003:
 
hey angel, where are you from?
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 07:33, 3rd October 2003:
 
:)
Posted by angel`s from heaven, 22:46, 3rd October 2003:
 
hi....Marcus i`m from the faroe island..:)

where are you from....???
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:05, 5th October 2003:
 
Is there only one Faroe Island now?
Posted by angel, 21:18, 8th October 2003:
 
what do you meen by is there only one faroe island now.....it has always been just one
Posted by angel, 21:19, 8th October 2003:
 
i have changed my username to angel insted of angel`s from heaven
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:57, 8th October 2003:
 
well how very delightful
Posted by Victor Menendez, 00:24, 9th October 2003:
 
What do you mean meen? and have the rest of the islands sunk?
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 09:52, 9th October 2003:
 
Hey Victor, has your fucking assholes made you that stupid or were you just born like that?
[i was going to edit this one but no, i thought i'd leave it. it's almost poetic, dontcha think? - ed]
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 09:55, 9th October 2003:
 
hey angel, where's Faroe island?
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 09:56, 9th October 2003:
 
hey RedMaiden, qiut being so sarcastic, ... [edited, don't talk about my girlfriend that way you twat]
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 10:03, 9th October 2003:
 
Micheal jackson Rulz
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:16, 9th October 2003:
 
Marcus, we have already established that Michael Jackson is a complete and utter tit..

Also, please stop trying to get the rise out of people. Its not bright.
Posted by Grim..., 10:36, 9th October 2003:
 
WTF?

Does Chay have his admin status back again?

[ed - That's right Grimothy... :D
But I'm a Good Boy now, mature and responsible.
Oh yes.
Now...when's Cal's next holiday booked for?...]
Posted by Sul, 10:38, 9th October 2003:
 
yes - Admin to banned in short time, banned to admin in similarly short time. :D
Posted by Grim..., 10:41, 9th October 2003:
 
Goodness.
I smell money changing hands =]
Posted by chandler, 10:45, 9th October 2003:
 
:D
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:50, 9th October 2003:
 
Money or sexual favours! Wonder which...
Posted by chandler, 10:54, 9th October 2003:
 
Money (F)or sexual favours
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:32, 9th October 2003:
 
yes indeed, my assholes have made me stupid.
Posted by angel, 19:24, 9th October 2003:
 
hi.....marcus faroe islan is near island and it`s very small....:)
Posted by angel, 19:31, 9th October 2003:
 
i think we all now that your asshole makes you stupid victor....:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:35, 9th October 2003:
 
now that my asshole makes me stupid what?
Posted by chandler, 22:01, 9th October 2003:
 
island?

Ireland?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 22:41, 9th October 2003:
 
If he's from the Faroe ISLANDS, then i'm a fisherman from the United Federation of Macronesia.
Posted by beargod, 08:52, 10th October 2003:
 
michael jackson was on question time last night, he looked different some how though, must be all the kiddy fucking
Posted by beargod, 08:55, 10th October 2003:
 
www.faroeislands.com/UK/Seven_Regions.ht...
Posted by angel, 20:07, 10th October 2003:
 
i live in streymoy.....but if you like to see bpictures of faroe island....http//heima.olivant.fo/~johansen/
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:43, 10th October 2003:
 
so you live in the faroe islands but seem to be unaware that it is a collection of islands.

fair enough, why don't you walk around the edge of denmark and see how you get on.
Posted by angel, 21:41, 10th October 2003:
 
it`s pictures of the mountins the people don`t live up un the mountins....http//heima.olivant.fo~/~anfinn/
Posted by Victor Menendez, 22:04, 10th October 2003:
 
do they live in the mountains instead?
Posted by chandler, 00:01, 11th October 2003:
 
Vicky, um, angel's IP address domain thingy ends .fo
(isnt that the faroe islands?)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:50, 11th October 2003:
 
Looks like i'm in the wrong then.

(he still drops the 's' though)

sorry angel :(
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 09:41, 12th October 2003:
 
Hey victor, if you think that after fucking kids & all that you're still smart. answer me this- What is malaysia?
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 09:45, 12th October 2003:
 
Hey Victor Menendez, if you are a fucking fisher at the United Federation of Macronesia, then you must be 1 hell of a cool dude. oh, I forgot, tell your mom that she is a lovely lady.
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 09:46, 12th October 2003:
 
Redmaiden is [lovely]
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 09:47, 12th October 2003:
 
Micheal Jackson is [a] number 1 [producer of sprem for anases]
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:50, 12th October 2003:
 
What is Malaysia?
Who is Spain?
Why is Hitler?
Hoi peri-peri!
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

Answer that me old cock-sparrah!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Posted by Marcus Jackson, 09:58, 14th October 2003:
 
the only cock sparrah is the idiot who keeps editing my messages. what's wrong with you, you gutless frupe, afraid to face the music?
Posted by chandler, 10:06, 14th October 2003:
 
if by "facing the music" you mean Wacko Jacko, then I believe most people prefer to face his music, to minimise the risk of getting sprem in their anas.
Posted by tommorris, 11:23, 14th October 2003:
 
Hey hey! It's "Invincible" man himself: Michael Jackson!
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:50, 14th October 2003:
 
Marcus, you are edited because ur a swearing knobhead
Posted by Grim..., 08:42, 15th October 2003:
 
Well, that's not true.
Posted by chandler, 11:20, 15th October 2003:
 
??
Posted by tommorris, 12:07, 15th October 2003:
 
"knobhead" - I thought we were talking about Michael Jackson not Robbie Williams.
Posted by Grim..., 12:26, 15th October 2003:
 
Chay - lock this thread for fucks sake.
Posted by chandler, 12:38, 15th October 2003:
 
only cal can do that. i'm not cool enough to lock stuff
Posted by Grim..., 13:37, 15th October 2003:
 
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:34, 15th October 2003:
 
PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD!! prettypleeeease!