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Posted by Phoenix07, 08:09, 18th January 2004:
 
I\'m new here so what do i do
Posted by tommorris, 17:24, 18th January 2004:
 
To get approved:
1. You post witty and amusing comments in the Introductions thread (and you don't post goatse.cx links or spend your time whining about how MJ is misunderstood). Cal reads them. If Cal likes them, he presses 'approve' and you're approved.
2. If you are a female, you post a picture of you topless and Cal approves you.
3. You meet Cal, he decides you're amicable enough (ie. you're not going to post goatse.cx pictures every day) and approves you.

Or you do none of the above, and you don't get approved.

Welcome, btw.
Posted by simran, 15:01, 20th January 2004:
 
how did micheal jackson go from black to white. was it plastic surgery or a disease?
Posted by WarHead, 00:18, 21st January 2004:
 
We heard you the first time.

Doesn't mean we're going to answer though.

Go somewhere where people care.
Posted by Sul, 00:31, 21st January 2004:
 
Although rather blunt, which I'm not knocking, its true. The main majority of us couldnt give a guess at the fraction of which we're fucked about this. You came here in error, I assure you that.

Although my guess is it's because he's scared. That's why I'm so pale.
Posted by WarHead, 00:35, 21st January 2004:
 
There, there, it will be alright my boy.
Posted by Sul, 00:37, 21st January 2004:
 
Not if they get to my HDD before I destroy it!!!!!!1
Posted by Sul, 00:38, 21st January 2004:
 
:'(

You look up ONE thing on the olsen twins...

god I'm screwed!
Posted by WarHead, 00:56, 21st January 2004:
 
I won't tell anyone. It'll be our little secret.

That will be nine thousand million pounds, please.
Posted by Sul, 01:03, 21st January 2004:
 
Cal owes me for something or other. Bother him about it.
Posted by WarHead, 01:04, 21st January 2004:
 
I wouldn't dream of it. I'm sure we can come to some arrangement.
Posted by Sul, 01:11, 21st January 2004:
 
well I tell you what. You send me an invoice to:

Sul aka Wacko Jacko aka MJ aka The nice place for 9-14 yo BOYS
PO box 192 Neverland
America
The land of the free cotton candy, yum yum
Posted by WarHead, 01:17, 21st January 2004:
 
I think I'll pass.


Have this one on me.
Posted by Sul, 01:20, 21st January 2004:
 
Cheers buddy :)
Posted by cal, 12:56, 21st January 2004:
 
actually, talking of oweing money...i think i still owe vic a tenner
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:02, 21st January 2004:
 
Huzzah!
Posted by monkey, 11:05, 26th January 2004:
 
Hi, Please approve me. I'm really great, me. If you don't approve me I'll have to hit Earthworm and steal his lunch money. And password.
Posted by monkey, 14:51, 26th January 2004:
 
(SMACK)
(SMACK)
(Jingle)
(Evil Laugh)
Posted by cal, 17:59, 26th January 2004:
 
ooh, go on then

(approved)
Posted by rippey34, 21:39, 26th January 2004:
 
how long i gotta wait
if I get bored I be thrashin the house messin shit up like usuall n forget bout the comp.
Posted by rippey34, 21:42, 26th January 2004:
 
what comes next after the trace u know burnin yo face
Posted by WarHead, 22:53, 26th January 2004:
 
Any chance of any of that in English?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 01:36, 27th January 2004:
 
That was so cool!

Approve him, please!

I so want to see him thrashin the house on this site, it'd be wicked.

Plllease approve him! I'll show you my tits!
Posted by george08, 04:00, 27th January 2004:
 
"3. You meet Cal, he decides you're amicable enough (ie. you're not going to post goatse.cx pictures every day) and approves you. "

no tit showing here :)
Posted by cal, 10:40, 27th January 2004:
 
hehe. georgie is approved
Posted by terminator, 16:08, 27th January 2004:
 
How are things. Just signed up and waiting for approval.
Once approved, "I'll be back..."
Posted by LYRONW, 17:57, 27th January 2004:
 
Dear Members, I am an italian guy from Padua, grey-city in the northern region "Veneto"; only few snow fell tonight; not yet white on the streets, now it's grey...
Posted by WarHead, 22:51, 27th January 2004:
 
........ and now back to the studio.
Posted by Brock, 23:42, 27th January 2004:
 
hahahaha!

Top piss take!
Posted by leigh, 11:09, 6th February 2004:
 
hi im leigh
Posted by WarHead, 13:21, 6th February 2004:
 
So far so good. Go on, we're waiting for more.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:22, 6th February 2004:
 
Hi I'm Daisy!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:23, 6th February 2004:
 
Hi, I am Tiger Woods
Posted by WarHead, 13:24, 6th February 2004:
 
Not that bloody useless fucking Daisy from Ch4, I hope.
Posted by WarHead, 13:25, 6th February 2004:
 
If you're Tiger Woods, Foggy, I am Nottingham Forest.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:26, 6th February 2004:
 
I couldnt swing a fuckin club if my life depended on it.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:26, 6th February 2004:
 
Hi, I am Sandy Lyle! ;o)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:38, 6th February 2004:
 
I'm Sandra Dee.
Posted by angeldelight, 13:39, 6th February 2004:
 
the des and mel show gets my vote for cruddiest waffle
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:42, 6th February 2004:
 
but she is lovely :o)
Posted by angeldelight, 13:47, 6th February 2004:
 
its so cheesy how they match his tie with her top
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:49, 6th February 2004:
 
I care not about clothes and matching of clothes..thats a girlie thing. Mel is lovely.