Posted by
cal, 17:32, 25th January 2002:
I had a birthday, went on holiday and did some exams, but now i'm back. Did you miss me?
Really?
I've voted in the
bloggies. Have you? Actually, why bother voting. Me,
sul and
chris haven't even been nominated! Which is silly because chris has even redesigned.
Get ordained online. It's free, easy and you can officiate wedding ceremonys!
Tom has redesigned
plasticbag.org
Thanks to the people at
b3ta, specifically Mortimer Jazz.
Am I This Or Not has been reprogrammed slightly, to show images in a random order and show you results afterwards. It's still full of porn though.
An
animation by george bush. [via
tom]
I am a Breakout Bat. Thanks
sul.
An amendum to the two cows explanation, sent to me via email (from a canadian):
A CANADIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. The government intervenes to subsidize, monitor, regulate, allocate, and promote the production of the milk.
Posted by
ell, 18:47, 25th January 2002:
Sal and I just got ordaned, so watch out Cal - if we get you, a sheep, and 2 witnesses in a room together, you're in trouble. >=D
Nb, Sal, let's break off and form our own religion. Ideas for a name?
Posted by
Sul, 21:01, 25th January 2002:
A 1ST LINE SUPPORT DESK:
You have two cows, second line support get jealous that first line have the resposibility of looking after two cows and call a serious meeting over the security of the two cows. Management agree that the wellbeing of two cows is far too important to be handled by a first line support team. The responsibility of the two cows get passed over to an ignorant support team. Besides reading "Looking after two cows, for Dummies" both cows die within a week. Second line blame the demise of the two cows on the poor upkeep of them before they took responsibility. Management blame the demise of the two cows on the poor upkeep of them before second line took resposibilty. The customer blames the demise of the two cows on the poor upkeep of them before second line took responsibility. First line wonder why everyone is so fussed about two dead cows and fire up the BBQ at the local boozer.
Posted by
Sul, 15:59, 26th January 2002:
actually I'm well pissd off with this years bloggies
First of all, why did Noah Grey withdraw not only his own weblog but also Greymatter from all the entries, greymatter fucking rocks as a blogging device (we're all waiting for Cal to unveil something similar ;-)) but it doesnt make sense, his own dicision I supppose. But anyway heres the nominations they left off :-D
Most humorous weblog: sulsplace ;-D
Best tagline of a weblog: Fuck Disneyland, this is the happiest place on earth (sulsplace) or, today I happened upon a cherry, which I ate (iamchris) or errrrr, yeah, just me and Chris, coz we're fucking quality! and I wont hear anything less of us!
best group or community weblog: memepool or even better b3ta, but even I'm confised if b3ta can be entered into that category.
best programming of a weblog site: iamcal
oh and best overall weblog: iamcal, coz I'm a kiss ass!
Posted by
Sul, 16:00, 26th January 2002:
oh and if someone wants links, I'm too pissed to do it, so tough shit!
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY FOLKS!
Posted by
chris, 14:51, 27th January 2002:
Cal, that guy you linked the two stupid girls in the world thing has stolen your idea - and tried to make it sound old!!!
other cookies?
this can't be allowed, there must be an explination!!!!!
Posted by
cal, 22:51, 27th January 2002:
i've mailed him. i'll tell you when/if i get a response