Posted by
sal, 4th February 2002:
well you've probably all seen it before, but it needs posting.
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms
and kept the same tagline............
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Malteser Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - ýfor a longer ride go wideý
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
On digital condoms - plug and play!!!!
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
Heinekin condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carling condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperoni Condoms - it a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
Posted by
chris, 4th February 2002:
fuck, i've never seen that before - it's so funny!!!!
Posted by
cal, 4th February 2002:
"Pepperoni" should be "Pepperami"
Posted by
Jenn, 7th February 2002:
interesting. when do people have the time to sit down and think up this stuff?
Posted by
ell, 7th February 2002:
During the "working" hours, generally.