Discussion » 08:27 18 April 2002

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Posted by cal, 13:27, 18th April 2002:
 
Teachers is fantastic.

The tale continues. If you want to decide what happens next, mail me.

Clown Ham is the scariest food in the universe: "clowns are the scariest thing ever, but combining them with a synthesized meat product and then trying to make children eat them makes satan look like Julian Clary" [via sal]

This is a pretty good list of achivements for a 19 year old. [via b3ta]

Posted for the third time, since it never ceases to become useful: download time calculator.

Some interesting browser stats for the iamcal network. Opera is ahead of netscape for the first time ever:

ie: 75.6% (v6: 49.1%, v5: 49.0%, v4: 1.6%, v3: 0.1%)
opera: 4.8% (v6: 97.5%, v5: 2.5%, v3: 0.06%)
ns: 4.5% (v4: 62.0%, v6: 22.7%, v3: 13.0%, v2: 2.0%)
mozilla: 0.6%

Arse surgery can be dangerous. [via sal]

The best flame ever? [via ste]

b3ta is better than real life: "Fruit and Fibre - we disputed the claim that each box had a million taste sensations. We argued that with only eight major ingredients, you could only really get 256 dstinct taste sensations. They did not reply"
Posted by chris, 00:24, 23rd April 2002:
 
told you you put about fruit and fibre - OBEY MY CAR!!!!!
Posted by reitsma, 03:04, 23rd April 2002:
 
hey guys,
i'm not sure how many of you know about the OZONE, but its a bunch of Mad Scientists on the internet.
Anyways, Doc OZONE, the head guy over these Mad Scientists has finally discovered google bombing.
Being one of the Mad Scientists at the asylum, i thought i would do my bit.
Thanks, and you may continue in your regularly scheduled posting.
Posted by cal, 07:57, 23rd April 2002:
 
I'm well aware of the ozone (i was supposed to be writing a book with kevin) and i know all about google bombing. but please, no more :)
Posted by henry, 15:09, 26th April 2002:
 
what on earth are you talking about?
p.s. i am gill not henry
Posted by henry, 19:27, 26th April 2002:
 
Must stop leaving myself logged on elsewhere!
Posted by warren, 17:27, 6th May 2002:
 
a paper boat can also be a paper hat, a paper hat can also be a paper boat. Hats and boats, same thing.
Posted by cal, 08:19, 7th May 2002:
 
thanks for that piece of insight warren...
Posted by guy_parsons, 20:36, 19th May 2002:
 
That *is* an impressive list of achievements. I have 45 months to match it and I'm up for the challenge. Mike, beware.