Discussion » 03:52 28 June 2002

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Posted by cal, 08:52, 28th June 2002:
 
A poem about women, from wigu:

A woman is special... no matter how much she weigh,
Without women i'd get fat and drink cold beer all day!

Women are the only reason... a man has manners at all,
Without a woman alive I'd never make a telephone call!!

Women act pretty, but don't be misled...
There's a demon that lives inside of her head,
And crushing men's souls is how it is fed,
And it will not stop until we are dead.
Posted by sal, 12:14, 28th June 2002:
 
sheesh :P
Posted by cal, 13:14, 28th June 2002:
 
so, is it true?
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:36, 28th June 2002:
 
It is all true.

We can crush you like a bug when crossed, but for the most part, we are caring, beautiful and full of love.

Think about this when you were a child, who did you fear more .... your mom or your dad?
Posted by Sul, 13:42, 28th June 2002:
 
Personally, my Dad when I was a child but my mother now, he hit harder back then and now I can hit back... but I wouldnt dare wrestle my mother to the floor of their living room. She'd kick my arse.
Posted by cal, 14:02, 28th June 2002:
 
same here sul. mothers are frightening
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:32, 28th June 2002:
 
I rather see my dad then my mom. If Mom came, we were in big trouble ... especially when they call you by your full name ... then you're thinking ... oh shit ... and run and hide.

My mom had a paddle that she spanked us with, no matter how many times we destroyed it ... she seemed to have a never ending supply.

When I see a paddle ... I shudder at the thought.
Posted by cal, 14:33, 28th June 2002:
 
i believe "paddles" are unique to america, unless anyone whats to prove me wrong
Posted by Sul, 14:49, 28th June 2002:
 
I think Jamie Theakston would be able to
Posted by cal, 14:55, 28th June 2002:
 
erm, yeah. ok, paddles and children?

hopefully jamie doesn't know about that...