Posted by
cal, 12:29, 17th July 2002:
The iamcal best-of-SMS roundup:
zxenor: the walrus flies at midnight...you know what to do
kevan: what's green and turns red at the flick of a switch? a manually operated traffic light
lardmonster: i went to a sedfood disco on friday night...and pulled a mussel
tom: will you marry me
sul: this is a rose @->- It don't mean i fancy you, ITS JUST A ROSE... ok? I hate uncomfertable silences!
squirrell: they have invented essex girl larger. it's the same as normal larger but it goes down easier
Ell: Thought for the day: "In the land of the connectionless, the man with dialup is king"
paul's friend: Hey Hey, we're the Monkees, people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing to put anybody down.
Ell: "Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, And think they grow immortal as they quote" ~Edward Young (4:26 am)
Sul: My sister keeps dreaming that I dont pack enough shoes for my holiday. I think she's weird
Posted by
ell, 14:13, 17th July 2002:
(4:26 am)
Whoopsie, sorry about that. :O I realised just after I sent it that normal people might be asleep at such times, but have their phones on loud.
Tom's txt is clearly the best of the bunch.
Posted by
cal, 14:20, 17th July 2002:
i'm not sure ell - most of them were pretty good
but yes, you did wake me and rebecca up. i expect a decent apology-gift ;)
Posted by
ell, 14:37, 17th July 2002:
Sowwy. :(
By way of apology, I'll tell Sal to make sure both your deaths are quick and painless.
mmm, well, quick anyway.
Posted by
ell, 14:47, 17th July 2002:
I wonder what the activity graph over a week would look like for this place? It could have different colours for browsing/posting and everything... *hint hint*
Posted by
Sul, 17:00, 17th July 2002:
Talking of SMS messages, I got this one from cal the other evening.
"Hey Sully, just thinking about you gives me a hardon"
He says it wasnt from him, I think he has supressed feelings for me. :-D
Posted by
cal, 17:23, 17th July 2002:
i SO didn't send that. are you sure it was from my phone?
Posted by
Sul, 17:32, 17th July 2002:
I'm sure!! I got one from chris aswell saying "I have a small penis".
Posted by
cal, 17:44, 17th July 2002:
really? someone is faking texts then. i was in the cinema at the time
Posted by
Sul, 17:48, 17th July 2002:
hmmmm, so where did someone get your phone number, chris's and mine, then tie us all in together? Plus know enough to call me Sully. Which only Chris does come to think of it. Are you sure it wasnt him!
Posted by
jlittle, 21:13, 17th July 2002:
I bet it's cal - he's just trying to act innocent
Posted by
ell, 03:46, 18th July 2002:
Iffy messages
and database corruption? Are you sure this place isn't hosted on an ancient Indian burial ground?
Posted by
cal, 08:32, 18th July 2002:
sul: i was out in london all night. i haven't seen chris for weeks. and i never call you sully.
i only got your message when i turned on my phone after the film.
ell: erm, i hope not. or pair have got a lot to answer for ;)
Posted by
ell, 16:01, 18th July 2002:
You
know that's how they were able to offer such cheap hosting, Cal. The techs are probably dangling from the rafters, hung with cat-5 as we speak.
Abandon hope, all ye who post here.
Posted by
cal, 16:34, 18th July 2002:
cheap hosting? it's not cheap.