Discussion » We're All Gonna Die!

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Posted by Grim..., 08:57, 24th July 2002:
 
ARRRRRRGH!
Posted by chris, 09:22, 24th July 2002:
 
1st Feb 2019 - who's coming down the pub?
Posted by cal, 09:33, 24th July 2002:
 
i don't drink ;)
Posted by Grim..., 10:43, 24th July 2002:
 
You may want to that day =]
Posted by Sul, 11:10, 24th July 2002:
 
I bet someone sits down and works out that the gravitational pull of the sun puts it on course with the moon and not us. Thus knocking it [the moon] clear out of the earths orbit, causing chaos in the world of fishing... fortunatley I could live without yo sushi.
Posted by Sul, 11:11, 24th July 2002:
 
oooh and wearwolves!
Posted by chris, 11:39, 24th July 2002:
 
are they like warewolves but they steal your clothes instead?
Posted by Sul, 11:52, 24th July 2002:
 
You dont know how long I spent contemplating which spelling to use... tosser
Posted by chris, 12:02, 24th July 2002:
 
:p neh neh!
Posted by Grim..., 13:35, 24th July 2002:
 
Hee-he-he.
Very nice.
Posted by November Eclectica, 19:29, 24th July 2002:
 
Have you ever heard the story of Chicken Little?

"One day Chicken Little was walking in the woods when -- KERPLUNK -- an acorn fell on her head
"Oh my goodness!" said Chicken Little. "The sky is falling! I must go and tell the king."

How many times have we heard this before? All they create is unnecessary worry over nothing.

By the time it reaches earth it will be so small that it will have no impact on us at all.

All I know is .... I won't believe it, until I see it.

Oh .. don't go outside today .... the sky is falling. *smirk*
Posted by Sul, 20:12, 24th July 2002:
 
That's the problem with talking chickens, they may be able to speak but they're no good as astrophysicists.
Posted by reitsma, 00:53, 25th July 2002:
 
....well, maybe you just hang around stupid talking chickens.
or maybe they just try to talk down to your level.
Posted by ell, 05:08, 25th July 2002:
 
You missed the bit where Foxy Loxy eats Chicken Little! It's the best part of the story! :(

Who's up for either:

a) building a really big missile
b) organising a really big piss-up

Note that's an EITHER - noone is programming fatoff nuclear weapons, THEN going on a bender and accidentally destroying the wrong target. *glares meaningfully at Sul*
Posted by cal, 08:17, 25th July 2002:
 
i'll do the programming, you lot do the drinking.

respective talents and all......
Posted by ell, 09:35, 25th July 2002:
 
Sounds fair enough. As long as I get to be the one to push the launch button.


..and Sally gets to be the one to enter the coordinates...
Posted by cal, 16:00, 25th July 2002:
 
ahem

i don't think i trust sal quite enough
Posted by Sul, 16:12, 25th July 2002:
 
oy Ell! I make one mistake buying domains while drunk and everyone thinks I'm a total klutz with half a shandy in me!

I'm up for getting pissed though!
Posted by cal, 16:19, 25th July 2002:
 
hehe - i'd forgotton about that
Posted by Grim..., 17:32, 25th July 2002:
 
You can imagine what's going to happen - a huge big missile with 'Pepsi' painted down the side will jet off followed by a couple of camera rockets, and all you'll see on telly is:
"Pepsi Challenger vs The Asteroid - this one fight will determine the fate and future of our planet - watch it live only on PAY-PER VIEW! Book now for the early price of £99.99! (Actual date of fight 2nd August, 2015, offer is subject to terms, conditions and the accuracy of Sul's calculation)."

=]
Posted by Sul, 17:44, 25th July 2002:
 
But I'm not allowed to touch it :'(
Posted by ell, 02:41, 26th July 2002:
 
Cal - you know Bedford would be better off as a smoking crater.

Sul - sorry, but we can't trust that you wouldn't remove the circuits you MEANT to keep in. ;)

Matt - good point- we should start buying Pepsi shares.
Posted by mattjacob, 07:56, 26th July 2002:
 
chris: Are warewolves related at all to werewolves? Tee-hee... :)
Posted by chris, 10:35, 26th July 2002:
 
no, coz they live in warehouses - i was waiting for someone to catch on ;)
Posted by cal, 11:26, 26th July 2002:
 
urgh. humor level is dropping to an all time low

keep up the good work
Posted by guy_parsons, 15:41, 26th July 2002:
 
I'm disappointed that out of all the solutions offered on the BBC articles, "blowing the shit out of it with a big fuck-off nuclear bomb" wasn't one of them. And as everyone knows from Hollywood, there's always the grizzled old "military advisor" throwing a tantrum that he doesn't get to make things go BANG!
Posted by cal, 15:44, 26th July 2002:
 
it's certinaly the first thing that occured to me
Posted by Sul, 16:10, 26th July 2002:
 
People just dont learn anything from films anymore! Its a sad fact.
Posted by cal, 16:41, 26th July 2002:
 
that's going in my email sig :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:06, 26th July 2002:
 
I'm not worried, the Americans will save us! (Again)
Posted by cal, 17:07, 26th July 2002:
 
hehehe - i like the idea of a new and improved chris
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:09, 26th July 2002:
 
Don't know about improved, never met the bloke.
Posted by cal, 17:12, 26th July 2002:
 
you're almost certainly an improvement ;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:15, 26th July 2002:
 
Just looked at his profile.
I fear him!