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Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:00, 12th August 2002:
 
Anyone want a game?
Posted by cal, 12:20, 12th August 2002:
 
ok, you start
Posted by Sul, 12:39, 12th August 2002:
 
oooooh can we hire Timmy Mallet for the iamcal xmas party? :D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:44, 12th August 2002:
 
Monkey
Posted by MonkeyArmada, 14:03, 12th August 2002:
 
errr, yeah?
Posted by jeff, 14:13, 12th August 2002:
 
nuts
Posted by plindoe, 14:28, 12th August 2002:
 
bolts
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:31, 12th August 2002:
 
Lightning
Posted by chris, 14:33, 12th August 2002:
 
thunder
Posted by cal, 14:35, 12th August 2002:
 
clouds
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:38, 12th August 2002:
 
Rain
Posted by cal, 14:39, 12th August 2002:
 
water
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:40, 12th August 2002:
 
soaked
Posted by cal, 14:40, 12th August 2002:
 
wet
Posted by chris, 14:46, 12th August 2002:
 
damp
Posted by cal, 14:49, 12th August 2002:
 
rising
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:06, 12th August 2002:
 
Sinking
Posted by chandler, 15:14, 12th August 2002:
 
Sin Queen
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:20, 12th August 2002:
 
Dominatrix
Posted by cal, 15:22, 12th August 2002:
 
dominos
Posted by chris, 15:27, 12th August 2002:
 
pizza
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:29, 12th August 2002:
 
Bernard Matthews Pizzahh. (What the fuck is that all about?)
Posted by chris, 15:31, 12th August 2002:
 
uncle ben
Posted by Sul, 15:40, 12th August 2002:
 
rice
Posted by chris, 15:42, 12th August 2002:
 
lice
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:42, 12th August 2002:
 
a roni
Posted by chris, 15:56, 12th August 2002:
 
(wtf?)
Posted by chris, 15:56, 12th August 2002:
 
fix it again toni!
Posted by cal, 16:46, 12th August 2002:
 
prime minister
Posted by chris, 16:54, 12th August 2002:
 
tony blair scarey hair
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:55, 12th August 2002:
 
Cherie Blair, Scarey er, Grin?
Posted by chris, 16:56, 12th August 2002:
 
cheshire twat
Posted by chris, 16:59, 12th August 2002:
 
i mean cat, sorry - got blair on the mind still
Posted by cal, 17:03, 12th August 2002:
 
alice
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:32, 12th August 2002:
 
Cooper
Posted by cal, 17:36, 12th August 2002:
 
tommy
mini
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:38, 12th August 2002:
 
Skirt
Posted by cal, 17:43, 12th August 2002:
 
ladies
Posted by Grim..., 17:49, 12th August 2002:
 
toilets (I think Chris get hammered for associating lice with rice - and no-one went 'Bleugh' at the beginning.)
Posted by cal, 17:52, 12th August 2002:
 
sink
Posted by Grim..., 18:04, 12th August 2002:
 
Titanic
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:27, 12th August 2002:
 
Nice TITS ms Winslet!
Posted by chris, 19:11, 12th August 2002:
 
blue tit
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:49, 12th August 2002:
 
Robin
Posted by chris, 22:34, 12th August 2002:
 
lark
Posted by Victor Menendez, 23:16, 12th August 2002:
 
Tongue
Posted by jeff, 23:49, 12th August 2002:
 
sandwich
Posted by chandler, 00:30, 13th August 2002:
 
Sand Wizard
Posted by cal, 08:06, 13th August 2002:
 
harry potter
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:08, 13th August 2002:
 
Magic wand
Posted by MonkeyArmada, 10:42, 13th August 2002:
 
Cloak
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:21, 13th August 2002:
 
Eh?

Dagger
Posted by chris, 12:03, 13th August 2002:
 
Miss Scarlett
Posted by cal, 12:05, 13th August 2002:
 
captain scarlett
Posted by chris, 12:25, 13th August 2002:
 
Virgil Tracey
Posted by cal, 12:30, 13th August 2002:
 
brains
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:11, 13th August 2002:
 
Pinky
Posted by cal, 13:13, 13th August 2002:
 
fingers
Posted by Grim..., 13:34, 13th August 2002:
 
fudge
Posted by chris, 13:50, 13th August 2002:
 
cake
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:56, 13th August 2002:
 
Arse
Posted by plindoe, 14:00, 13th August 2002:
 
raider!

(ps w00t to CK for acheiving 2 topics of the day on the trot!)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:14, 13th August 2002:
 
Twix
Posted by cal, 14:35, 13th August 2002:
 
cake -> arse and raier -> twix? wtf?

twix -> norman (from the tv ad campaign)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:52, 13th August 2002:
 
Cake - Arse, comes from a popular piece of forces terminology e.g "This is a proper Cake & Arse party!"

Arse - Raider, comes from plindoes facination with homosexuality

Raider is the european name for Twix.

Norman:

Wisdom.
Posted by cal, 15:00, 13th August 2002:
 
i got arse -> raider. i've never heard of the phrase "cake & arse" put i'll try and use it wherever i can (in a meeting with my boss this afternoon maybe...). didn't know twix was called raider elsehwere either..

wisdom -> teeth
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:23, 13th August 2002:
 
Fairy (Tooth, not you)
Posted by plindoe, 15:33, 13th August 2002:
 
chris mk 11 (following on from fairy, seeing as the abuse about my sexual facinations is being questioned!)


or the real response would be:

cake (hoping a nice little loop would form!)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:53, 13th August 2002:
 
Already had cake, wallop with the mallet, u lose.
Posted by chris, 16:06, 13th August 2002:
 
yaaaaaay!!!!!!!

1st round over