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Posted by Grim..., 16:51, 19th August 2002:
 
Let's tell a story, three words at a time.
Double posting will be frowned upon...

Once upon a
Posted by Sul, 16:52, 19th August 2002:
 
time on a
Posted by nico, 17:02, 19th August 2002:
 
dark stormy night
Posted by Grim..., 17:03, 19th August 2002:
 
there was a
Posted by nico, 17:07, 19th August 2002:
 
really very hairy
Posted by Gary, 17:22, 19th August 2002:
 
woman in a
Posted by Grim..., 17:23, 19th August 2002:
 
yellow Ford Cortina.
Posted by Sul, 17:38, 19th August 2002:
 
She was driving
Posted by cal, 17:39, 19th August 2002:
 
so badly that
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:37, 19th August 2002:
 
People yelled abuse
Posted by Grim..., 18:54, 19th August 2002:
 
and then threw
Posted by chandler, 19:00, 19th August 2002:
 
up all over
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:11, 19th August 2002:
 
Red riding hood
Posted by chandler, 19:13, 19th August 2002:
 
who then cried
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:16, 19th August 2002:
 
Whos afraid of
Posted by chandler, 19:18, 19th August 2002:
 
the big bad
Posted by Gary, 21:54, 19th August 2002:
 
wolf, the big
Posted by chandler, 23:05, 19th August 2002:
 
bad wolf, the
Posted by Sul, 23:06, 19th August 2002:
 
horribly ugly wolf
Posted by cal, 23:32, 19th August 2002:
 
said the teacher
Posted by bain, 23:56, 19th August 2002:
 
as she ate
Posted by chandler, 00:30, 20th August 2002:
 
nine, ten, elevened
Posted by plindoe, 01:12, 20th August 2002:
 
sugar coated donuts.
Posted by cal, 08:15, 20th August 2002:
 
On the way
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:46, 20th August 2002:
 
To the bonny
Posted by Grim..., 09:47, 20th August 2002:
 
fair, she met
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:55, 20th August 2002:
 
The Duke brothers
Posted by chris, 10:17, 20th August 2002:
 
with eight furry
Posted by cal, 10:19, 20th August 2002:
 
legs in a
Posted by chris, 10:24, 20th August 2002:
 
three inch case
Posted by nico, 10:39, 20th August 2002:
 
Oh how they
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:51, 20th August 2002:
 
Drank large amounts
Posted by cal, 11:36, 20th August 2002:
 
of watered down
Posted by Sul, 11:36, 20th August 2002:
 
pigs blood which
Posted by cal, 11:37, 20th August 2002:
 
tasted just like
Posted by chris, 11:47, 20th August 2002:
 
weak pigs blood
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:48, 20th August 2002:
 
Mixed in with
Posted by Grim..., 11:49, 20th August 2002:
 
Water. She rode
Posted by Sul, 12:01, 20th August 2002:
 
like a pro
Posted by cal, 12:02, 20th August 2002:
 
golf player with
Posted by chris, 12:09, 20th August 2002:
 
fake plastic trees
Posted by plindoe, 12:13, 20th August 2002:
 
all the way
Posted by chris, 12:16, 20th August 2002:
 
down San Francisco
Posted by cal, 12:32, 20th August 2002:
 
so he decided
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:36, 20th August 2002:
 
To turn into
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:10, 20th August 2002:
 
an old graveyard
Posted by Sul, 13:10, 20th August 2002:
 
Berk from Trapdoor
Posted by cal, 13:17, 20th August 2002:
 
was standing in
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:30, 20th August 2002:
 
Cold mango chutney
Posted by Grim..., 13:31, 20th August 2002:
 
steaming piles of
Posted by chris, 13:32, 20th August 2002:
 
kinder egg toys
Posted by cal, 13:37, 20th August 2002:
 
with little eyes
Posted by chris, 13:38, 20th August 2002:
 
and beating hearts
Posted by Sul, 13:42, 20th August 2002:
 
beautiful things, shiny
Posted by MonkeyArmada, 14:07, 20th August 2002:
 
the trapdoor opened
Posted by chris, 14:10, 20th August 2002:
 
samantha peered out
Posted by cal, 14:13, 20th August 2002:
 
The story so far:

Once upon a time on a dark stormy night there was a really very hairy woman in a yellow Ford Cortina.

She was driving so badly that people yelled abuse and then threw up all over Red riding hood, who then cried "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf". "The horribly ugly wolf", said the teacher, as she ate, nine, ten, elevened, sugar coated donuts.

On the way to the bonny fair, she met the Duke brothers with eight furry legs in a three inch case.

Oh how they drank large amounts of watered down pigs blood which tasted just like weak pigs blood mixed in with water. She rode like a pro golf player with fake plastic trees all the way down San Francisco.

So he decided to turn into an old graveyard. Berk from Trapdoor was standing in cold mango chutney. Steaming piles of kinder egg toys with little eyes and beating hearts, beautiful things, shiny.

The trapdoor opened. Samantha peered out...
Posted by nico, 16:36, 20th August 2002:
 
and her head
Posted by jeff, 16:50, 20th August 2002:
 
started to turn
Posted by nico, 16:56, 20th August 2002:
 
a complete circle
Posted by Gary, 16:58, 20th August 2002:
 
as she saw
Posted by nico, 17:05, 20th August 2002:
 
an owl doing
Posted by cal, 17:06, 20th August 2002:
 
something with it's
Posted by nico, 17:06, 20th August 2002:
 
beak which it
Posted by cal, 17:06, 20th August 2002:
 
shouldn't have been.
Posted by nico, 17:10, 20th August 2002:
 
Out of the
Posted by plindoe, 17:20, 20th August 2002:
 
box came the
Posted by Grim..., 17:38, 20th August 2002:
 
Lord God Almighty
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:45, 20th August 2002:
 
Who promptly smited
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:31, 20th August 2002:
 
you've been bad
Posted by bain, 20:20, 20th August 2002:
 
like a really
Posted by chandler, 23:21, 20th August 2002:
 
bad Elvis impersonator
Posted by saima, 00:07, 21st August 2002:
 
who sings Madonna
Posted by chris, 00:20, 21st August 2002:
 
whilst only wearing
Posted by bain, 00:25, 21st August 2002:
 
two pieces of
Posted by reitsma, 01:11, 21st August 2002:
 
rather poorly constructed
Posted by bain, 01:44, 21st August 2002:
 
green window frames
Posted by reitsma, 04:05, 21st August 2002:
 
hanging off his
Posted by chris, 07:27, 21st August 2002:
 
handy bits and
Posted by cal, 07:45, 21st August 2002:
 
he promptly dissapeared.
Posted by Sul, 08:05, 21st August 2002:
 
Berk was upset
Posted by cal, 08:12, 21st August 2002:
 
at the thought
Posted by Sul, 08:13, 21st August 2002:
 
of pigeons playing
Posted by cal, 08:14, 21st August 2002:
 
with their own
Posted by Sul, 08:25, 21st August 2002:
 
genitals so he
Posted by zxenor, 08:58, 21st August 2002:
 
bought a new
Posted by cal, 08:59, 21st August 2002:
 
pair of blue
Posted by plindoe, 10:47, 21st August 2002:
 
Suede shoes which
Posted by chandler, 10:55, 21st August 2002:
 
he then burnt
Posted by cal, 11:05, 21st August 2002:
 
using the juice
Posted by Grim..., 11:22, 21st August 2002:
 
of a fresh
Posted by cal, 11:36, 21st August 2002:
 
and fully ripe
Posted by Sul, 11:48, 21st August 2002:
 
mango. Unfortunatley flames
Posted by chris, 12:11, 21st August 2002:
 
engulfed marys house
Posted by cal, 12:18, 21st August 2002:
 
of cards. but
Posted by cal, 12:21, 21st August 2002:
 
summing up:

Once upon a time on a dark stormy night there was a really very hairy woman in a yellow Ford Cortina.

She was driving so badly that people yelled abuse and then threw up all over Red riding hood, who then cried "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf". "The horribly ugly wolf", said the teacher, as she ate, nine, ten, elevened, sugar coated donuts.

On the way to the bonny fair, she met the Duke brothers with eight furry legs in a three inch case.

Oh how they drank large amounts of watered down pigs blood which tasted just like weak pigs blood mixed in with water. She rode like a pro golf player with fake plastic trees all the way down San Francisco.

So he decided to turn into an old graveyard. Berk from Trapdoor was standing in cold mango chutney. Steaming piles of kinder egg toys with little eyes and beating hearts, beautiful things, shiny.

The trapdoor opened. Samantha peered out and her head started to turn a complete circle as she saw an owl doing something with it's beak which it shouldn't have been.

Out of the box came the Lord God Almighty who promptly smited "you've been bad", like a really bad Elvis impersonator who sings Madonna whilst only wearing two pieces of rather poorly constructed green window frames hanging off his handy bits. And he promptly dissapeared.

Berk was upset at the thought of pigeons playing with their own genitals so he bought a new pair of blue Suede shoes which he then burnt using the juice of a fresh and fully ripe mango.

Unfortunatley flames engulfed marys house of cards.

But...
Posted by chris, 12:30, 21st August 2002:
 
so solid crew
Posted by cal, 12:39, 21st August 2002:
 
were standing nearby
Posted by chris, 12:48, 21st August 2002:
 
spitting on the
Posted by cal, 12:55, 21st August 2002:
 
remains of their
Posted by plindoe, 13:06, 21st August 2002:
 
soggy biscuits that
Posted by guy_parsons, 13:08, 21st August 2002:
 
they had recently
Posted by chandler, 13:17, 21st August 2002:
 
given special lovin'
Posted by chris, 13:31, 21st August 2002:
 
to all night
Posted by Sul, 13:40, 21st August 2002:
 
That twat Romeo
Posted by chris, 13:50, 21st August 2002:
 
and his posse
Posted by Grim..., 14:28, 21st August 2002:
 
who had twenty-one
Posted by chris, 14:46, 21st August 2002:
 
eye gouging squirrells
Posted by cal, 14:51, 21st August 2002:
 
in their pockets,
Posted by chris, 15:04, 21st August 2002:
 
chewing plastic forks
Posted by Sul, 15:24, 21st August 2002:
 
retracting my last three words as it made the story make no sense
Posted by Sul, 15:26, 21st August 2002:
 
which made the
Posted by cal, 15:40, 21st August 2002:
 
story make no
Posted by chris, 15:50, 21st August 2002:
 
cake or pies
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:01, 21st August 2002:
 
or pasties, or
Posted by chandler, 17:38, 21st August 2002:
 
cake filled pasties
Posted by Gary, 18:17, 21st August 2002:
 
which sucked badly.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:40, 21st August 2002:
 
Meanwhile, in Gotham
Posted by bain, 22:29, 21st August 2002:
 
there was a
Posted by chandler, 22:39, 21st August 2002:
 
cross-dressing batman
Posted by chris, 22:49, 21st August 2002:
 
dressing his dolls
Posted by ell, 23:41, 21st August 2002:
 
and playing with
Posted by Victor Menendez, 23:53, 21st August 2002:
 
plastic cowboys and
Posted by ell, 00:22, 22nd August 2002:
 
himself. Suddenly, Robin
Posted by plindoe, 00:24, 22nd August 2002:
 
came and wiped
Posted by Victor Menendez, 01:02, 22nd August 2002:
 
out the martians
Posted by bain, 01:48, 22nd August 2002:
 
with a big
Posted by zxenor, 03:00, 22nd August 2002:
 
yellow crayon that
Posted by cal, 08:57, 22nd August 2002:
 
then completely melted.
Posted by cal, 08:59, 22nd August 2002:
 
summing up:

Once upon a time on a dark stormy night there was a really very hairy woman in a yellow Ford Cortina.

She was driving so badly that people yelled abuse and then threw up all over Red riding hood, who then cried "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf". "The horribly ugly wolf", said the teacher, as she ate, nine, ten, elevened, sugar coated donuts.

On the way to the bonny fair, she met the Duke brothers with eight furry legs in a three inch case.

Oh how they drank large amounts of watered down pigs blood which tasted just like weak pigs blood mixed in with water. She rode like a pro golf player with fake plastic trees all the way down San Francisco.

So he decided to turn into an old graveyard. Berk from Trapdoor was standing in cold mango chutney. Steaming piles of kinder egg toys with little eyes and beating hearts, beautiful things, shiny.

The trapdoor opened. Samantha peered out and her head started to turn a complete circle as she saw an owl doing something with it's beak which it shouldn't have been.

Out of the box came the Lord God Almighty who promptly smited "you've been bad", like a really bad Elvis impersonator who sings Madonna whilst only wearing two pieces of rather poorly constructed green window frames hanging off his handy bits. And he promptly dissapeared.

Berk was upset at the thought of pigeons playing with their own genitals so he bought a new pair of blue Suede shoes which he then burnt using the juice of a fresh and fully ripe mango.

Unfortunatley flames engulfed marys house of cards.

But so solid crew were standing nearby spitting on the remains of their soggy biscuits that they had recently given special lovin' to all night. That twat Romeo and his posse, who had twenty-one eye gouging squirrells in their pockets, chewing plastic forks which made the story make no cake or pies or pasties, or cake filled pasties which sucked badly.

Meanwhile, in Gotham there was a cross-dressing batman dressing his dolls and playing with plastic cowboys and himself. Suddenly, Robin came and wiped out the martians with a big yellow crayon that then completely melted.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:55, 22nd August 2002:
 
madame tussaurd's waxwork
Posted by Sul, 11:41, 22nd August 2002:
 
of Kylie. Funnily
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:43, 22nd August 2002:
 
Enough, its breasts
Posted by chandler, 12:15, 22nd August 2002:
 
remained perky as
Posted by ell, 12:46, 22nd August 2002:
 
madonnas, but not
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:54, 22nd August 2002:
 
in the same
Posted by ell, 13:19, 22nd August 2002:
 
cup size. Madam
Posted by Grim..., 13:46, 22nd August 2002:
 
Tussaurd's closed and
Posted by cal, 14:00, 22nd August 2002:
 
then opened again
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:21, 22nd August 2002:
 
Then closed once
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:23, 22nd August 2002:
 
to find only
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:14, 22nd August 2002:
 
one sock in
Posted by chandler, 16:29, 22nd August 2002:
 
a comprimising position
Posted by cal, 16:52, 22nd August 2002:
 
, which was nice.
Posted by Sul, 16:54, 22nd August 2002:
 
My pet elephant
Posted by Gary, 16:54, 22nd August 2002:
 
The other sock
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:13, 22nd August 2002:
 
puppet was called

(Cal, why don't you look into getting this story published, its a sure bestseller)
Posted by zxenor, 17:33, 22nd August 2002:
 
Mr. Cracker. Why?
Posted by plindoe, 18:29, 22nd August 2002:
 
cried the old
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:29, 22nd August 2002:
 
because thats what
Posted by chandler, 18:41, 22nd August 2002:
 
it was called
Posted by chris, 19:04, 22nd August 2002:
 
on week nights
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:42, 22nd August 2002:
 
on weekends, it
Posted by bain, 20:00, 22nd August 2002:
 
decided to go
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:25, 22nd August 2002:
 
Line dancing with
Posted by chris, 22:05, 22nd August 2002:
 
warrens escourt agency
Posted by chandler, 23:19, 22nd August 2002:
 
"camp escorts" which
Posted by bain, 23:54, 22nd August 2002:
 
sells small children
Posted by Victor Menendez, 00:18, 23rd August 2002:
 
fords and tents
Posted by ell, 00:37, 23rd August 2002:
 
to gullible orphans
Posted by MonkeyArmada, 08:43, 23rd August 2002:
 
,they dont mind
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:08, 23rd August 2002:
 
because unfortunately the
Posted by chris, 10:18, 23rd August 2002:
 
exchange rate prevents
Posted by cal, 10:41, 23rd August 2002:
 
summing up:

Once upon a time on a dark stormy night there was a really very hairy woman in a yellow Ford Cortina.

She was driving so badly that people yelled abuse and then threw up all over Red riding hood, who then cried "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf". "The horribly ugly wolf", said the teacher, as she ate, nine, ten, elevened, sugar coated donuts.

On the way to the bonny fair, she met the Duke brothers with eight furry legs in a three inch case.

Oh how they drank large amounts of watered down pigs blood which tasted just like weak pigs blood mixed in with water. She rode like a pro golf player with fake plastic trees all the way down San Francisco.

So he decided to turn into an old graveyard. Berk from Trapdoor was standing in cold mango chutney. Steaming piles of kinder egg toys with little eyes and beating hearts, beautiful things, shiny.

The trapdoor opened. Samantha peered out and her head started to turn a complete circle as she saw an owl doing something with it's beak which it shouldn't have been.

Out of the box came the Lord God Almighty who promptly smited "you've been bad", like a really bad Elvis impersonator who sings Madonna whilst only wearing two pieces of rather poorly constructed green window frames hanging off his handy bits. And he promptly dissapeared.

Berk was upset at the thought of pigeons playing with their own genitals so he bought a new pair of blue Suede shoes which he then burnt using the juice of a fresh and fully ripe mango.

Unfortunatley flames engulfed marys house of cards.

But so solid crew were standing nearby spitting on the remains of their soggy biscuits that they had recently given special lovin' to all night. That twat Romeo and his posse, who had twenty-one eye gouging squirrells in their pockets, chewing plastic forks which made the story make no cake or pies or pasties, or cake filled pasties which sucked badly.

Meanwhile, in Gotham there was a cross-dressing batman dressing his dolls and playing with plastic cowboys and himself. Suddenly, Robin came and wiped out the martians with a big yellow crayon that then completely melted madame tussaurd's waxwork of Kylie. Funnily enough, its' breasts remained perky as madonna's, but not in the same cup size. Madam Tussaurd's closed and then opened again. Then closed once to find only one sock in a comprimising position, which was nice.

My pet elephant, the other sock puppet, was called Mr. Cracker. "Why?", cried the old, because thats what it was called on week nights. On weekends it decided to go line dancing with warren's escourt agency, "camp escorts", which sells small children, fords and tents to gullible orphans. They dont mind because unfortunately the exchange rate prevents...
Posted by ell, 15:14, 23rd August 2002:
 
orphan retail from
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:30, 23rd August 2002:
 
Kmart blue light
Posted by ell, 15:31, 23rd August 2002:
 
sales, because of
Posted by plindoe, 17:44, 23rd August 2002:
 
the pink fluff.
Posted by bain, 18:27, 23rd August 2002:
 
Meanwhile, the chicken
Posted by Gary, 19:44, 23rd August 2002:
 
started to smell
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:53, 23rd August 2002:
 
of marmite aftershave
Posted by chandler, 19:53, 23rd August 2002:
 
belonging to the
Posted by chris, 21:10, 23rd August 2002:
 
killer bobby davies
Posted by Gary, 00:49, 24th August 2002:
 
who kills by
Posted by Victor Menendez, 00:51, 24th August 2002:
 
stella artois overdose's
Posted by plindoe, 11:01, 25th August 2002:
 
or by smoking
Posted by bain, 18:14, 25th August 2002:
 
small asian children
Posted by jeff, 18:22, 25th August 2002:
 
on sticks. so
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:24, 25th August 2002:
 
gary glitter turns
Posted by chandler, 20:17, 25th August 2002:
 
into a shrew
Posted by bain, 21:23, 25th August 2002:
 
by rubbing his
Posted by Sul, 22:09, 25th August 2002:
 
magical wish-wig against

am I allowed the hyphen? Sorry if not, actually bollocks! Who cares?
Posted by chandler, 22:40, 25th August 2002:
 
a small child's
Posted by jeff, 22:46, 25th August 2002:
 
pedophile detecting stick
Posted by Victor Menendez, 23:03, 25th August 2002:
 
as advertised on
Posted by jeff, 23:32, 25th August 2002:
 
mtv. the chicken
Posted by Victor Menendez, 01:04, 26th August 2002:
 
murdered Colonel Sanders
Posted by zxenor, 01:08, 26th August 2002:
 
very quickly because
Posted by jeff, 11:14, 26th August 2002:
 
he was also
Posted by Sul, 11:56, 26th August 2002:
 
Ronald MacDonald. The
Posted by Gary, 12:15, 26th August 2002:
 
chicken laughed loudly
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:30, 26th August 2002:
 
at the ax
Posted by zxenor, 18:37, 26th August 2002:
 
and spectators agreed,
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:48, 26th August 2002:
 
it's time to
Posted by ell, 19:26, 26th August 2002:
 
bring back Elvis
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:46, 26th August 2002:
 
The King Lives!
Posted by Sul, 20:57, 26th August 2002:
 
shouted the chicken
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:40, 26th August 2002:
 
before Bernard Matthews
Posted by cal, 09:23, 27th August 2002:
 
continued here