Posted by
cal, 08:43, 21st August 2002:
So you've all seen
save karyn. Well how about
not saving karyn
iamcal.com sms roundup:
Sul: Did you know they dont use nails in a lesbian's coffin? Its all tounge and groove! *boom boom*
Cal MacKendrick: Hi Cal, besides both being PHP tinkers, we share the same moniker - in fact, MacKendrick is the scotticized version of Henderson (same tartan and everything!) even if Cal Henderson isn't your real name - I think we should avoid meeting - lest any accidental contact result in a matter/anti-matter collision - thus destroying the solar system. Regards, Cal.
globaljen: calski! nice 1 on the degree mate! well done u! jenx
Sul: what goes "OOOOOooooooo"? A cow with no lips!
anysaver@dgolds.com: brit sites are immature
A homage to the empire.
felix: we're gonna start a band called "rsync", right?
felix: OH BABY YOUR FILES ARE CHANGING BUT NO
MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CAN'T KEEP UP, SO I'M REARRANGING AND
TRYING CVSUP, BUT IT'S JUST NO GOOD. SO I SIT DOWN AND THINK....
THEN YOU COME THROUGH FOR ME AND GIVE ME RSYNC
geek quotes is still the best thing ever
From the iamcal publishing empire:
Processing HTML
Posted by
nico, 09:50, 21st August 2002:
Like the Processing HTML article, very useful. I thought you did all that sort of thing in Perl though?
Posted by
cal, 10:37, 21st August 2002:
i use php mainly for web stuff nowadays, so it's easiest to do it all in one language. As a special "bonus" i've added a perl version of the routine on to the end of
the article
I have an idea .. everyone send me money so I can pay off my debt.
Posted by
cal, 14:59, 21st August 2002:
i have a better idea - everyone send me money. no reason, just do it
Posted by
Gary, 18:26, 21st August 2002:
I hope you didn't borrow the 'Save Karyn/Don't Save Karyn' bit of your latest post from an 'Amy's I' article I read in the Mirror last week, Cal... :P
* embarrassed at admitting I read the Mirror from time to time *
Posted by
ell, 23:37, 21st August 2002:
!!! Never seen the iac publishing section before... when did that start? And what did we do to you to warrant the yellow background? ;)
Helpful articles, tho. :)
Gary: Don't worry, Cal is quite open about his
unholy fraternisings
Posted by
cal, 08:20, 22nd August 2002:
gary: i got it from a weblog, where ami will have stolen it from. i don't have time to read the paper at home any more, so i only read the evening standard (and sometimes the guardian).
Posted by
Grim..., 13:31, 22nd August 2002:
On that bash.org page (the Geek Quotes one) if you select the top section of the page (or, indeed, all of it) you'll see a link for admin, which you can then click on.
Posted by
cal, 14:08, 22nd August 2002:
yeah, but you need a password