Discussion » 06:54 13 September 2002

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Posted by Grim..., 11:54, 13th September 2002:
 
Well, it was nearly my last blog update. You have just got to try the evil plan generator...
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:12, 13th September 2002:
 
You did a very good job on keeping it updated. Cal will be very proud of you.
Posted by Grim..., 13:43, 13th September 2002:
 
Awww. Cheers =]
Posted by MonkeyArmada, 16:10, 13th September 2002:
 
yeah man u were trying really hard to keep the momentum up, hip hip hoo ray.
Posted by chris, 12:02, 14th September 2002:
 
...you say that like he failed ;) hehehe

You did good Matt!
Posted by cal, 12:20, 17th September 2002:
 
my evil plan:

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, horrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.