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Posted by cal, 13:34, 9th October 2002:
 
i was queuing up for the cash point. i'd been standing in the queue for a massive 15-20 mins. I was next in line. the cash point ran out of money. god hates me.
Posted by cal, 13:37, 9th October 2002:
 
ahh. i remember why he hates me now...

www.iamcal.com/topic.php?id=8
Posted by Grim..., 13:45, 9th October 2002:
 
I believe in God. People find that strange (and very suprising), but I do. I pray and everything, and go to church (albeit very occasionally).
Posted by ell, 14:00, 9th October 2002:
 
ugh cash machines...

In one day I managed

1. To put my gameboy advance in the washing machine
2. Have my cashcard eaten by the machine on the way to the cinema
3. Spill an ENTIRE large coke down myself in the cinema

That's when you KNOW someone up there has it in for you. :(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:23, 9th October 2002:
 
God, bah (Shakes fist at heavens)
Posted by cal, 14:32, 9th October 2002:
 
put my gameboy advance in the washing machine

that's what i call extreme gaming ;)
Posted by ell, 14:40, 9th October 2002:
 
*sob*
Posted by Rosie, 14:44, 9th October 2002:
 
I believe in God as a faith. I very rarely go to church, as I don't think its necessary. Faith is a very private thing.

I also believe in angels.

My sister and mum have seen one.

Spooky or Bullshit? Who knows?....
Posted by chris, 14:56, 9th October 2002:
 
I just won £50 :)
Posted by Sul, 15:01, 9th October 2002:
 
God doesnt hate you... I do! People always get me and him confused. I'm the omnipotent one! Or do I mean impotent?
Posted by cal, 15:04, 9th October 2002:
 
sul is omnimpotent :)
Posted by Sul, 15:09, 9th October 2002:
 
omnimpotent - Someone who has all the right equipment to be all powerful, it just doesnt work properly.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:13, 9th October 2002:
 
Rosie: Spooky or Bullshit? Who knows?....

I know.
Posted by Sul, 15:18, 9th October 2002:
 
woo, just registered omnimpotent.com a place for all us people who fail on god-like levels.
Posted by chris, 15:24, 9th October 2002:
 
I saw Jarvis Cocker once...
Posted by cal, 15:25, 9th October 2002:
 
between us, we must own all the cool domains in the world!!

www.iamnotcal.com is still going strong :/
Posted by Sul, 15:31, 9th October 2002:
 
certainly is! I wonder if that really was Sheryl Crow who posted. I'd like to think so.
Posted by chris, 15:46, 9th October 2002:
 
no that was warren.
Posted by Sul, 15:55, 9th October 2002:
 
damn!
Posted by cal, 16:03, 9th October 2002:
 
i like the idea of famous people wanting to assert that they're not me :)
Posted by Sul, 16:07, 9th October 2002:
 
email wil weaton
Posted by chandler, 17:01, 9th October 2002:
 
wil weaton would rather be anyone than wil weaton
Posted by Sul, 17:23, 9th October 2002:
 
what I have planned for omnimpotent.com

www.pressingbuttons.co.uk/omnimpotent/om...
Posted by Grim..., 17:35, 9th October 2002:
 
Very nice.
Posted by cal, 17:44, 9th October 2002:
 
:)
Posted by angel_mouse, 18:14, 9th October 2002:
 
i never knew about iamnotcal.com.
i just registered on it.
got hated me on friday regarding cash points too. or maybe it was just barclays cash points, because i was using my natwest card.
Posted by zxenor, 20:09, 9th October 2002:
 
hahahahah...oh wow...i really do love that cartoon, when will there be more?
Posted by Sul, 20:43, 9th October 2002:
 
will be more when I can be arsed
Posted by Sul, 22:59, 9th October 2002:
 
ok
second one... i must say that this is coming out of what me and james used to do on SulnJames.co.uk(what happened to that? do you still have the archives?)

anyway:

www.pressingbuttons.co.uk/omnimpotent/om...
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:08, 10th October 2002:
 
God hates me cause of what I did to the puppies
Posted by Grim..., 08:42, 11th October 2002:
 
Hey, I have a different photo for IAmNotCal.com...
Let me (find it and) scan it, and I'll mail it too you...

Robin in the Hood!
Posted by cal, 08:43, 11th October 2002:
 
wha?
Posted by Grim..., 11:56, 11th October 2002:
 
You remember 'Robin in the hood', don't you?
Posted by cal, 15:00, 11th October 2002:
 
nope?
Posted by Grim..., 08:51, 14th October 2002:
 
Come on, dude, Robin in the Hood (Not Ninja's In Da Hood).
Remember we had that fancy dress / murder mystery night at Mel's house, and you were Robin Hood, and we gave you that costume with green tights and shit, and you looked like a complete fool?
=]
Posted by cal, 09:05, 14th October 2002:
 
ahh, that. now i remember.
Posted by Sul, 01:13, 15th October 2002:
 
I wanna change the pic now :D scan it and mail me
Posted by chris, 10:04, 15th October 2002:
 
aaaahhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
!!!!!!!!!

*sigh*
Posted by cal, 10:07, 15th October 2002:
 
calm down, textwrap boy
Posted by :-(, 20:52, 11th May 2003:
 
yeah gods a cunt! I go to church, i pray, I ask for help! He makes in worse. I think the only important thing in live is love. I've meet som1 great she don't feel the same way.

I hate my fucking live and god makes sure i hate it.
Posted by Redmaiden, 21:33, 11th May 2003:
 
"I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But when I die I expect to find god laughing"

Top tip of the day - don't believe in God because then you can't hate something you don't believe in!

I used to be a pessimistic miserable cunt but then I found chay heehee
Posted by chandler, 22:41, 11th May 2003:
 
:) that makes me so happy :)
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:48, 11th May 2003:
 
me too!!
Posted by donnie, 23:54, 11th May 2003:
 
you make me sick, so happy...

..for now, until a FREAK WASHING MACHINE ACCIDENT!!!!!!!!
Posted by cal, 08:14, 12th May 2003:
 
er, donnie - you seem to be turning into a cross between Dr Lucid and RUSS
Posted by renrutharas, 05:09, 24th May 2003:
 
God loves you all. it isnt about material possesions. it is about loving other people. once we stop being so into ourselves we see God works through people to help other people. In my opinion the end times are near. if youve never read the bible its time to start. revelatios is true. God is love once you take Jesus into your heart you will see its not brainwashing the real brain washing is all around us in the world. I plead will yall to get right with God before it is too late. soon it will be and you will not have another chance to learn the truth untill you tase death.
Posted by Sul, 08:33, 24th May 2003:
 
Why dont we just agree to disagree and when I see those pearly gates/firey pits of hell you can say "I told you so"
Posted by donnie, 14:13, 24th May 2003:
 
...please no one drink the punch...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:06, 24th May 2003:
 
Hmm lets see,
Revelations is true you say?
Death on his pale horse?
the four horsemen?
Fire and brimstone?
Judgement is at hand?
How do you know this?
Did GOD tell you?
Did RUSS tell you?
Why don't you take your copy of 'The Watchtower' and your evangelist propaganda where someone gives a toss, a quick browse through our cookies will reveal that we are all going to hell anyway.

especially sul
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:07, 24th May 2003:
 
P.S. God hates people who can't spell so your fucked as well.

(not you beargod, your the lord of bears, you can do what you want.)
Posted by Sul, 16:39, 24th May 2003:
 
especially me