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Posted by cal, 16:13, 17th October 2002:
 
This is genius:
www.missouri.edu/~tmma4a/app.html

and i was just thinking....i should set up an iamcal.com dating service. it's what the world needs
Posted by Grim..., 16:46, 17th October 2002:
 
Do it!
Posted by Grim..., 16:48, 17th October 2002:
 
"I want someone who doesn't care about what job I have, what I look like, they just need big tits!"
"We have someone on our records that fits that description, Grim... But there is a problem..."
"What's that?"
"It's you..."
Posted by Sul, 16:53, 17th October 2002:
 
Oh yeah Cal! wot with this place streaming with chicks and all!
Posted by chandler, 17:10, 17th October 2002:
 
I bagsy Jeff. (um, if thats OK, not suggesting that girls are objects to be "basgsied")
Posted by cal, 17:21, 17th October 2002:
 
looking down the list of currently online members:

cal (you)
Sul
Gary
Darren
chandler
Grim...
nico
Rosie
plindoe
Kevan
jlittle
angel_mouse

that's 10 blokes and 2 girls. i see what you mean.
Posted by chandler, 17:22, 17th October 2002:
 
plus jeff. (but she is bagsied) so ha
Posted by jeff, 17:24, 17th October 2002:
 
dang, you'll just have to share us... god i love being a minority, why do you think i'm doing the course i am? i think about 10% of us are girls.. muahahaha...
but hey, i dont need a dating service... i can just pick from one of my many bitches... hmm, jeffsbitches.com.. muahahah
Posted by jeff, 17:25, 17th October 2002:
 
dont forget holly... not that she's ever here..
Posted by cal, 17:25, 17th October 2002:
 
i think she's spoken for ;)
Posted by cal, 17:26, 17th October 2002:
 
holly's one hot lady
Posted by Grim..., 17:31, 17th October 2002:
 
And bex dude. If your gonna work out the percentages, don't be missing people off!
Posted by chandler, 17:32, 17th October 2002:
 
jeff: pick me, pick me. I might be your only hope of meeting Simon Pegg. go on girl, you know it makes sense
Posted by cal, 17:34, 17th October 2002:
 
obviously, bex wins
Posted by jeff, 17:37, 17th October 2002:
 
holly is indeed a lovely young lady, and you're wrong cal, she's young free and single.
Posted by Bex, 18:18, 17th October 2002:
 
... not that Cal would want to know!
Posted by Grim..., 18:50, 17th October 2002:
 
Speak of the devil...

Bags I Sul =]
Posted by November Eclectica, 19:00, 17th October 2002:
 
hmmm ... are you forgetting someone?
Posted by jeff, 19:11, 17th October 2002:
 
exactly. i merely meant to correct him so that all the iamcal-men didnt miss out. anyway, who says i want a man? hmm... nov, whaddaya say? hehehe
Posted by TeresaMichele, 19:48, 17th October 2002:
 
Aww - you posted a link to it. Now if only I'd get some replies. :-)
Posted by November Eclectica, 19:56, 17th October 2002:
 
jeff ... hmmm ... sure why not .. whose needs a man anyway. tehehehehehe
Posted by cal, 20:52, 17th October 2002:
 
jeff: i was talking about you, not holly

bex: of course not! i was just trying to help the iamcal.com general populace
Posted by chandler, 20:58, 17th October 2002:
 
jeff and nov: well now I have a mental image.

mmm.
Posted by cal, 21:04, 17th October 2002:
 
i have a visual image
www.iamcal.com/pics/jeff_and_nov.jpg
Posted by chandler, 21:15, 17th October 2002:
 
my mental image is better.

no, I tell a lie, your one is better.

You are a real artist Cal!
Posted by November Eclectica, 21:35, 17th October 2002:
 
Very cute ....

We make such a cute pair ... awe ....

what ya think Jeff ....

*giggling*
Posted by jeff, 22:02, 17th October 2002:
 
aw.... well i was going to say that no, i'm not spoken for, i'm young, free, and freshly single... but now, well me and nov... so..
Posted by November Eclectica, 01:15, 18th October 2002:
 
guess we belong to each other now. *kisses*
Posted by Sul, 15:22, 18th October 2002:
 
And here's me thinking that this dating service wouldnt work!

Grim: Sorry mate, I'm going through a phase ATM where I'm only interested in cute American barmaids. Your gonna have to bagsie someone else.
Posted by Rosie, 15:27, 18th October 2002:
 
WHAT ABOUT ME??

I'VE GOT BREASTS. ----> ( . ) ( . )
Posted by Rosie, 15:35, 18th October 2002:
 
No one wants me....
:-(

I am gutted.

:-(
Posted by cal, 15:37, 18th October 2002:
 
i've got bigger breasts, look
---> ( . )( . )
Posted by chandler, 15:39, 18th October 2002:
 
Rosie: do you really have an arrow heading towards your right breast? That'll teach you to go topless at archery competitions.
Posted by Rosie, 15:40, 18th October 2002:
 
cal your tits are a funny shape.
Posted by chandler, 15:40, 18th October 2002:
 
Agghhhh so does cal. blimey
Posted by Rosie, 15:41, 18th October 2002:
 
chandler - very droll.

:-|
Posted by chandler, 15:41, 18th October 2002:
 
Rosie: Your engaged to a man called Simon, apparently. so i thought you were off
limits
Posted by chandler, 15:42, 18th October 2002:
 
Rosie: when you say "droll" do you REALLY mean "sad and pathetic"?
Posted by Rosie, 15:45, 18th October 2002:
 
Yeah, I am engaged. So?

Instead of "chandler - very droll" Howsabout,
"chandler is a little troll?"

;-)

Sorry - i am bored and want to go home!
Posted by chandler, 15:47, 18th October 2002:
 
doesn't scan the same. too many syllables
Posted by ell, 15:50, 18th October 2002:
 
"bex, of course not! i was just trying to help the iamcal.com general populace"

Help the populace by encouraging it to reproduce?
Posted by Rosie, 15:50, 18th October 2002:
 
Ok then,

chandler - little troll


Better?

:-)
Posted by Rosie, 15:56, 18th October 2002:
 
Oh - I am being horrid to you chandler. I am sorry. I am tired.

Lets be friends? x
Posted by chandler, 16:04, 18th October 2002:
 
ok. :) and I'm not little. I'm a big troll
Posted by Rosie, 16:05, 18th October 2002:
 
:-)
Posted by ell, 16:06, 18th October 2002:
 
Btw Cal, that looks more like it must be your arse.
Posted by TeresaMichele, 16:08, 18th October 2002:
 
Don't worry Rosie - No one wants me either, and I have big boobs. Perhaps I'll turn the application into a form, as my friend Dan suggested. *runs off*
Posted by Rosie, 16:08, 18th October 2002:
 
hahhahaha!!
Posted by cal, 16:08, 18th October 2002:
 
you're probably right
Posted by Rosie, 16:10, 18th October 2002:
 
cal - did u get ur present from me?
Posted by Sul, 16:13, 18th October 2002:
 
I agree that a form will increase your applicants
Posted by Rosie, 16:29, 18th October 2002:
 
I am going home now.

Have a good weekend everyone. C U Monday.

Rosie :-)
Posted by cal, 16:39, 18th October 2002:
 
rosie: i haven't been home yet
Posted by TeresaMichele, 01:30, 20th October 2002:
 
So it's all formed and stuff now and it's still getting hits from this site. I *heart* Cal.

:-)
Posted by cal, 12:25, 20th October 2002:
 
rosie: got it! thanks :)
Posted by Grim..., 09:08, 21st October 2002:
 
What was it?
Posted by cal, 09:44, 21st October 2002:
 
a mouse mat. and her business card

hey! we can all phone her up!
Posted by Grim..., 09:48, 21st October 2002:
 
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