Discussion » Who Is The Worst Briton Ever?

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Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:46, 2nd November 2002:
 

Poll:

  • Jordan
  • Geri halliwell (possible spaniard!)
  • Simon Fuller
  • Simon Cowell
  • Paul Mcartney
  • Gary Glitter
  • Dr Shipman (Whats the worst that could happen?)
  • Tom Jones
  • Ronan Keating
  • Baron Greenback
Had to be really didn't it, wonder if there's a bbc series coming.

Thanks to Sul for help in the compliation

Feel free to nominate you own
Posted by adamcroft, 23:24, 2nd November 2002:
 
Worst Briton Ever: Me, because I'm German
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:28, 2nd November 2002:
 
I know Gary Glitter/Harold Ship and peeps like the Wests and Jack the Ripper etc (add all the pervs and murderers) are like evil but my vote still went to Jordan.

Is there actually anybody here that fancies that plastic bint?
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:29, 2nd November 2002:
 
Who is Baron Greenback?!
Posted by cal, 23:35, 2nd November 2002:
 
you don't know who Baron Silus Greenback is?
Posted by angel_mouse, 23:48, 2nd November 2002:
 
me neither
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:56, 3rd November 2002:
 
Good grief! shame on you
Posted by Sul, 13:24, 3rd November 2002:
 
I cant beleive you don't know Greenback!
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:01, 3rd November 2002:
 
Why is Old Mister Thumbs Up on there?

After all, Wings were the band the Beatles could have been....
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:04, 3rd November 2002:
 
Geri and Jordan, I really agree with, but there is someone much, much worse..

JUNE BLOODY SARPONG!!! ARGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

And another thing, Mr Fuller should not be there based on his setting up of the mighty S Club. Having said that, they were responsible for my 4th concussion (3rd broken nose), and also he was behind the sodding spice girls....

Yeah, keep him on.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:13, 3rd November 2002:
 
Who the hell is june sarpong?
Posted by arsepuppy, 19:19, 3rd November 2002:
 
VM: She's the annonying bint on Channel 4 on sunday mornings who has an annoying habit of calling everything "random". Also wears too much lipgloss, as if she's just eaten a vaseline sandwich or something.
Posted by Sul, 19:47, 3rd November 2002:
 
oh her! Yeah shes annoying
Posted by chandler, 21:39, 3rd November 2002:
 
angel_mouse doesnt know who baron greenback is, despite the character of Angel Mouse being voiced by David Jason, who also voiced Dangermouse himself! Angel Mouse vs Dangermouse? there is no contest.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:46, 3rd November 2002:
 
Mighty mouse could kick both their arses and still have enough stamina left over to steal minnie away from that bitch mickey
Posted by chris, 23:02, 3rd November 2002:
 
hen again Batfink and his wings of steel would trounce Mighty Mouse
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:19, 3rd November 2002:
 
who the fuck is Baron "I not good enough for a von" Greenback?
June Sarpong is ok, why is Ann Widdecomb evil Tory member not on there? What about Michael Barrymore - I have always found him disturbing
Posted by cal, 23:27, 3rd November 2002:
 
just do a google image search :)
Posted by Sul, 23:29, 3rd November 2002:
 
But Jerry's rock-hard cousin wouldve kicked all their arses!
Posted by Gary, 23:50, 3rd November 2002:
 
who the fuck is Baron "I not good enough for a von" Greenback?

Hello? He was the evil green thing (toad?) in Dangermouse - one of the greatest (if not THE greatest) cartoons in the history of TV ever? Sheesh! :)

And as for Mighty Mouse... I agree with Chris, Batfink (another superb cartoon) would beat him to a pulp!
Posted by Grim..., 10:36, 4th November 2002:
 
Where the hell is Tony Blair?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:31, 4th November 2002:
 
Tony Blair is top of the worst european poll
Posted by angel_mouse, 17:46, 4th November 2002:
 
leave me alone chandler, im only little. i know who dangermouse is! i just didnt know about baron greenback. shame on me i suppose.
#'_'#
Posted by Redmaiden, 20:35, 4th November 2002:
 
looooool I didnt realise Baron was a cartoon toad heehee, I recall him well now.
Posted by chris, 20:59, 4th November 2002:
 
chay you bully!
Posted by chandler, 08:13, 5th November 2002:
 
and I'd do it again in an instant, dont think I wouldn't
Posted by Uncle Moc, 13:41, 16th December 2002:
 
My nominations;

Tony Blair
Margaret Thatcher
Richard Littlejohn
Tom Paulin
Kenneth Brannagh
Winston Churchill
Rupert Murdoch

Can't think of any more at the moment..
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:41, 16th December 2002:
 
You couldn't make it up.
Posted by msmissy, 16:59, 16th December 2002:
 
I vote for Geri. She wasn't so offensive as a Spice, but now... what is she doing with herself? She scares me as a blonde.
Posted by Grim..., 10:17, 17th December 2002:
 
What happened to Lisa Reily and Jeremy Beadle?
Noel?
Posted by Uncle Moc, 12:11, 17th December 2002:
 
I guess it depends on what being the "Worst Britain" actually entails. I mean, if it's the "Worst Person to Represent Our Great Country On TV", then yeah, Noel, Jeremy or another of those bearded, shrunken-handed presenters should be there. But if it's some evil bitch like Margaret Thatcher for generally screwing up the country over the past couple of decades, or Richard Bloody Littlejohn (enough said, really)..

Worst can mean a lot of things, I guess..
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:14, 17th December 2002:
 
Look out, we'll have a few months grace and then another 'amusing' one-post wonder is due.
Posted by n-------n, 00:40, 5th May 2003:
 
Eh... one thing nobody seems to have noticed is that Ronan Keating isn't a Briton... In fact, he'd be greatly insulted (and rightly so) if he was called that...
who was the idiot who put this up?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 02:23, 5th May 2003:
 
That was me, any problems we can meet up some time, i'll be more than happy to 'answer your difficulties'
Posted by Redmaiden, 02:25, 5th May 2003:
 
fight fight!!!
Posted by chandler, 13:53, 5th May 2003:
 
excellent! ^&*&**(()()(^(&*
Posted by jmnorth06, 14:55, 5th May 2003:
 
hello
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:10, 5th May 2003:
 
salutations
Posted by phoenix, 23:44, 5th May 2003:
 
definately Jordan, i also can't stand Ali G, totally not funny
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:53, 6th May 2003:
 
well Bruno is hilarious
Posted by ell, 04:15, 6th May 2003:
 
Ant and Dec should be on there.
Posted by jlittle, 09:32, 6th May 2003:
 
i voted Jordan - Margaret Thatcher rules - she kicked all those dirty cole miners into shape.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:22, 6th May 2003:
 
Hell Yeah!