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Posted by Sul, 15:24, 2nd December 2002:
 
I feel really shitty and downtrod today

send stuff to cheer me up(wise words, jokes, naked pictures of holly) to:

daniel.sullivan@sainsburys.co.uk
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:41, 2nd December 2002:
 
Hope that helps pal :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:43, 2nd December 2002:
 
And here is a quote for you!

"Such is the potential of this invention, I honestly expect that eventually there will be one in every major American city"

Alexander Graham Bell talking about the telephone.
Posted by Grim..., 15:54, 2nd December 2002:
 
Pah - that Alex Bell - he's bloody optomistic, isn't he?
Posted by Sul, 16:13, 2nd December 2002:
 
So far, I have nothing from you lot in my inbox

Cheers Guys

tossers
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:21, 2nd December 2002:
 
What are you talking about, i sent you loads of boring work related crap!
Posted by Sul, 16:23, 2nd December 2002:
 
I havent got any of it!
Posted by Sul, 16:24, 2nd December 2002:
 
And I know my mail server's fine as I'm getting my calmail
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:28, 2nd December 2002:
 
Pah i know your tricks, you've blocked me :( just to spite you here comes a map of the underground
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:29, 2nd December 2002:
 
Oh hang on, this might explain it.

Delivery Failure Report
Your document: Heres a map of my "Turf"
was not delivered to: dsul2000@hotmail.com
because: 552 Requested action not taken: exceeded storage allocation

What should you do?
You can resend the undeliverable document to the recipients listed above by choosing the Resend button or the Resend command on the Actions menu.
Once you have resent the document you may delete this Delivery Failure Report.
If resending the document is not successful you will receive a new failure report.
Unless you receive other Delivery Failure Reports, the document was successfully delivered to all other recipients.
Posted by Sul, 16:33, 2nd December 2002:
 
hmm, bloody hotmail.

Why not send it to my work account, as I suggested
Posted by cal, 16:44, 2nd December 2002:
 
i'm forwarding you random email from my inbox!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:44, 2nd December 2002:
 
Ok then smartarse.
Posted by Sul, 16:45, 2nd December 2002:
 
thankyou cal, the bliss newsletter is brilliant
Posted by Sul, 16:49, 2nd December 2002:
 
And thankyou Chris2
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:49, 2nd December 2002:
 
Read the boring shit that i have to. go on, READ IT!
Posted by jeff, 16:51, 2nd December 2002:
 
cal can i have the bliss newsletter too?
Posted by cal, 16:53, 2nd December 2002:
 
jess: http://www.blissmag.co.uk/email/email.ph...
Posted by guy_parsons, 01:48, 3rd December 2002:
 
Omigod, the world seems so much happier having read that! Who cares about petty life problems when I can get a snog from my buff bloke! Whoo!
Posted by cal, 09:45, 3rd December 2002:
 
it really does put things in perspective
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:11, 3rd December 2002:
 
Sul-

I hope you are feeling better. This is the season for colds and all. I just over one myself.
Posted by cal, 13:22, 3rd December 2002:
 
i feel awful, so i'm going home.
Posted by Grim..., 13:27, 3rd December 2002:
 
Aw, bye Cal!
What's wrong?
Posted by Grim..., 13:27, 3rd December 2002:
 
Put your username and password in your will for me in case you die and I will carry the site on - after a quick rename to "IWasCal.com" of course...
Posted by nibbler, 13:30, 3rd December 2002:
 
Sul, I sent you a wee file. enjoy !
Posted by Grim..., 13:32, 3rd December 2002:
 
I would have sent you something Sul, but then I thought that if you had to look at your mail and be reminded of who you worked for it would upset you more.

I didn't realise that they had e-mail access at the checkouts!

=]
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:39, 3rd December 2002:
 
Cal-

Hope you feel better. Stay warm and drink some hot tea.
Posted by Sul, 14:00, 3rd December 2002:
 
Grim... :p
Cal: Get better mate, drink chicken soup and take the day off tomorrow and watch Magnum PI.
Posted by Grim..., 14:03, 3rd December 2002:
 
Magnum PI?
What happened to Diagnosis: Murder ?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:03, 3rd December 2002:
 
Sul, does your work email get upset about pictures of lovely boobies?
Posted by Grim..., 15:18, 3rd December 2002:
 
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Grim..., 15:18, 3rd December 2002:
 
Mine doesn't - matt.squirrell@hsmx.com
Posted by Sul, 15:21, 3rd December 2002:
 
Dunno, as long as noone sees me looking at them.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:30, 3rd December 2002:
 
Excellent, here come the titties fellas!
Posted by Sul, 15:39, 3rd December 2002:
 
They truly are lovely :D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:07, 3rd December 2002:
 
Yes indeed, one man's terrorist is another mans scantily clad buoyantly chested freedom fighter and no mistake!
Posted by chandler, 18:15, 3rd December 2002:
 
Diagnosis murder is on all this week! and I've taped the last two! and I have tomorrow off! so I think I may enjoy a D.V.D-athon. That man is the best damn doctor/detective/old geezer in the whole of tv land.
Posted by Sul, 19:22, 3rd December 2002:
 
Yes but Magnum could kick his arse no probs. Magnum's return to daytime telly has made my life worth living!

Chay, watch Magnum. I certainly will be. 11AM Ch5!
Posted by chandler, 20:00, 3rd December 2002:
 
oh OK, only if you promise to watch Dr Mark Sloan as he rather inprobably solves crimes that leave his own son, an actual detective, baffled.

(2.40pm BBC 1 (I think))
Posted by November Eclectica, 20:30, 3rd December 2002:
 
I enjoy both of those shows. They are great.

Aye .... I want to see the titties to. *pout*
Posted by Sul, 20:30, 3rd December 2002:
 
Its a deal.
Posted by November Eclectica, 20:32, 3rd December 2002:
 
goodie-goodie
Posted by chandler, 20:43, 3rd December 2002:
 
"Aye .... I want to see the titties to. *pout*"

Don't be greedy, you have your own. And you can touch those ones.







And then send us pictures.
Posted by cal, 22:45, 3rd December 2002:
 
good call :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:02, 4th December 2002:
 
Quincy and Petrocelli could kick Magnum and Dr Mark Sloan's arses any time!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:02, 4th December 2002:
 
Dont worry nov, i shall send the lovely puppies to you right now. (even though its about 2 in the morning for you and your in bed)
Posted by cal, 10:25, 4th December 2002:
 
though it's only fair we see desi's own in return...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:59, 4th December 2002:
 
Damn, should have thought of that before i sent the mail.
Posted by chandler, 15:22, 4th December 2002:
 
i forgot to watch Magnum, but Watched DM. And they were in the wild west. it doesnt get much better than that.
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:30, 4th December 2002:
 
You wouldn't want to see mine, they are too small.

Thanks for the pictures .... those were great.

I rather touch someone' elses other then my own.

Any Volunteers?
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:30, 4th December 2002:
 
VM: I was up at 2:00 AM, but not on the computer. I had compnay last night. *wicked grin*
Posted by cal, 15:30, 4th December 2002:
 
you can feel my manboobs any day
Posted by cal, 15:37, 4th December 2002:
 
hmmm. they're pretty small, depending on the angle

http://www.iamcal.com/pics/desi_baps_1.j... >
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:44, 4th December 2002:
 
OMG ... did you have to post those.
Posted by chandler, 15:46, 4th December 2002:
 
hell yeah he did
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:53, 4th December 2002:
 
And particularly well titled they are too.

Im slightly scared of that santa.
Posted by November Eclectica, 16:18, 4th December 2002:
 
I have more pictures then that. but I would have to give you access to them.

That santa is my friend Mark. He is also a big prevert.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:20, 4th December 2002:
 
He'd better stay away from my chimney!
Posted by cal, 16:25, 4th December 2002:
 
hope you don't mind me posting those desi...

vm: i chose those titles carefully :D
Posted by November Eclectica, 16:40, 4th December 2002:
 
VM: not to worry mate, he only likes gilrs with small titties.

I don't mind at all Cal .... I just forgot that you had them. I know I sent you permission to see the other pictures that I had on Ofoto.

I am planning on having some black and whites taken of me. In one set I will just be wearing a cowgirl hat, and the second set I will just be laying on a black silk sheet. My friend is a photographer and needs a model for some shoots, so he asked me.

Be good little boys and when I have them done, I may let you take a look. *wicked grin*
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:43, 4th December 2002:
 
He likes gilrs!

That son of a bitch, give him a slap for me will you.

the pervert.
Posted by cal, 16:58, 4th December 2002:
 
desi: you mean, like, naked?
Posted by November Eclectica, 17:07, 4th December 2002:
 
VM: I don't know about the slapping, it amy turn him on even more.

Cal:
Some of the pictures in the shoot will be nudes. We have a bunch of ideas planned. Just have to wait to see what I like and feel comfortable with. He has also drawn me before in the nude and I felt comfortable, but pictures are different.

They will be done tastefully, so no close ups and stuff like that. More or less, you won't be able to see all that much.
Posted by jeff, 18:50, 4th December 2002:
 
i hereby declare this as 'tit-week' here on iamcal (am i allowed to do that?well i did).

ps. Desi, they're bigger than mine! ...(cal, dont even think it...)
Posted by chandler, 19:40, 4th December 2002:
 
I think you ought to prove that Jess. Send me some pictures and I will compare them for you.
Posted by jeff, 22:54, 4th December 2002:
 
i would but my camera doesnt have a macro function. so so sad :(
Posted by cal, 22:58, 4th December 2002:
 
jess: are you implying i have pictures of youer breasts?

well, now i come to think of it...

http://www.iamcal.com/pics/jeff_baps.jpg
Posted by jeff, 23:37, 4th December 2002:
 
thats really really REALLY disturbing. REALLY.
besides, she has really wrong nipples. yuck. almost tempted to give you a picture of the real thing so you'll get rid of that. *shudder*
Posted by chandler, 23:40, 4th December 2002:
 
hahaha. :)
Posted by chandler, 23:41, 4th December 2002:
 
you truely are a photoshop craftsman Cal, how do you manage it, you cant even see the join
Posted by chandler, 23:43, 4th December 2002:
 
"almost tempted"

Oh go on, you know you want to

mail@chaymation.co.uk
Posted by cal, 23:44, 4th December 2002:
 
don't be silly. if anyone here gets to look at jess's boobs, it's me.
Posted by jeff, 00:15, 5th December 2002:
 
that's cals way of saying that no one here gets to see them. ever. except me. *looks down* hehe..hehehee...
Posted by cal, 00:20, 5th December 2002:
 
if i had your breasts, i'd be laughing at them too...
Posted by chandler, 00:52, 5th December 2002:
 
I would be fondling them
Posted by November Eclectica, 16:06, 5th December 2002:
 
Chandler:

Just as long as we get to fondle you in return. *wicked grin*
Posted by chandler, 18:39, 5th December 2002:
 
I would be fondling myself technically, cos this would be if I had Jess's breasts. like on me, not in a jar or anything weird.
Posted by November Eclectica, 19:30, 5th December 2002:
 
you can get breast implants, although you wouldn't want them after you had them.
Posted by jeff, 21:13, 5th December 2002:
 
i think we should all club together and buy those squidgy bra insterts, the ones that feel a bit like chicken breast, and give them to chandler for christmas so he can fondle to his hearts content...
and cal, if i had your breasts i'd be able to go up a bra size :p
Posted by arsepuppy, 22:41, 5th December 2002:
 
chaps with baps!
Posted by chandler, 23:09, 5th December 2002:
 
slightly less scary than chicks with dicks
Posted by cal, 23:59, 5th December 2002:
 
sexy manboobs!
Posted by November Eclectica, 12:38, 6th December 2002:
 
They make liquid filled bras here, so we can buy him one of those, that way he gets the true experience of having boobs and having to wear a bra. hahahahaha
Posted by chandler, 13:38, 6th December 2002:
 
no one said you had to wear a bra
Posted by jeff, 13:38, 6th December 2002:
 
yeah, we could just stick them on with wood glue.
Posted by cal, 14:40, 6th December 2002:
 
or nails
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:57, 6th December 2002:
 
I don't have to wear bra. I'm small enough that I can get away without one. I do wear them when I have on a blouse on though. It can be a bit chilly in the office somedays.
Posted by jeff, 19:18, 6th December 2002:
 
someone's smuggling peanuts!

i have to wear one all the time..so that my chest has some sort of relief to it.. mm padding
Posted by chandler, 20:33, 6th December 2002:
 
heehee
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:15, 6th December 2002:
 
I need scaffolding for my tits :/
Posted by cal, 23:57, 6th December 2002:
 
yeah, me too