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Posted by nibbler, 16:32, 4th December 2002:
 
So is it then Cal?

Also, it's 4.30pm, and how bloody dark is it eh !
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:34, 4th December 2002:
 
oh, thank fuck for that, thought id been outdone by chandler.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:34, 4th December 2002:
 
Its pretty dark, i can still see the strip club just over the road though :)
Posted by cal, 16:57, 4th December 2002:
 
there's a limit of 255. myabe i should lower it a bit...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:58, 4th December 2002:
 
might be a good idea.
Posted by November Eclectica, 17:09, 4th December 2002:
 
It is only noon here and I just ordered a veggie pizza for lunch.

I'm stuck at home, my car broke down on me this morning. *pout*
Posted by Sul, 17:25, 4th December 2002:
 
I bought a hat today... and I'm Alan Partridge on DVDA.
Posted by chandler, 19:37, 4th December 2002:
 
DVDA? whats that?
Posted by Sul, 22:04, 4th December 2002:
 
A porn term that I like to use for DVD for rather shit comical perposes
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:27, 5th December 2002:
 
Digital Versatile Disc Aye!
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:28, 5th December 2002:
 
is that Double Vaginal Double Anal??


sorry.
Posted by Sul, 09:45, 5th December 2002:
 
it is indeed AP!
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:50, 5th December 2002:
 
it just occurred to me that if you were to cut off each knob whilst still partially in said mimsy and rusty bullethole and take a picture from the waist down, it would look like a crazy Hiroshima/Chernobyl hybrid spider thing, with 8 legs and stuff (except the whole ladylegsbeingtwofuckoffbigspiderlegs)
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:51, 5th December 2002:
 
did i just think that?? shit.
Posted by Sul, 09:54, 5th December 2002:
 
O.... K....
Posted by detergent_drinker, 10:04, 5th December 2002:
 
Anyone know what he's on about? Oh and also does anyone know how to design a website in Word. It sucks! useless i tell ya!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:04, 5th December 2002:
 
Come on fellas, its much too early in the morning for this kind of filth.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:05, 5th December 2002:
 
mutated porn spiders, innit.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:06, 5th December 2002:
 
snuff porn, mind
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:08, 5th December 2002:
 
"mutated porn spiders"

I think that has just overtaken "Drive-By Bukkake" as the name of my band that I will start one day.

You are all welcome to join, except I dont need a lead guitarist, as Buckethead shall fill that role.
Posted by cal, 12:29, 5th December 2002:
 
and now we have a new strapline
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:47, 5th December 2002:
 
woo!
Posted by Sul, 12:51, 5th December 2002:
 
"Drive-By Bukkake" is a quality name for a band
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:54, 5th December 2002:
 
Especially a Gospelclash one.
Posted by detergent_drinker, 13:48, 5th December 2002:
 
aint buckethead with guns and roses? prob not for long coz axl will just fire everyone in a tantrum again sooner or later. Bastard.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:53, 5th December 2002:
 
Take that back!! Axl rocks!

The great thing about Buckethead is the fact that he wears a bucket on his head, and is coincidentally called Buckethead. Clever, that.
Posted by detergent_drinker, 14:14, 5th December 2002:
 
Axl's ok but he's still a brat. Slash was the talent in GnR. Any guitarist knows that.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:45, 5th December 2002:
 
How did he get his name? did he have a weak bladder?
Posted by cal, 14:51, 5th December 2002:
 
he should update his name for the computer age - backslash











boom boom :/
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:55, 5th December 2002:
 
:)
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:22, 5th December 2002:
 
slash was veh cool but lacked the bucket-->head interface. this is of the utmost importance for hat conoisseurs