Required:
3 pieces of bread
6 rashers of bacon
lettuce
tomato
spring onions
mango chutney
black pepper
Do this:
Put lettuce and tomato (salt on tomato) on the bottom slice of bread. Toast the middle slice and slather with mango chutney, add lots of spring onions and heaps of cooked pig flesh. Cover in black pepper and add last slice of bread. Eat. Thank my friend Kate for making kick ass sangwidges (just how i say it).
Coming soon......Crazy Chunky Chili and The Fat Carbohydrate Nightmare From Hell.
Dont forget "lard butties, easy on the bread"
Posted by
cal, 11:58, 9th December 2002:
mmm sounds lovely. doesn't it chay?
Posted by
jeff, 11:59, 9th December 2002:
i always wanted to try that sandwich lister went on about in red dwarf, something like a fried egg,chilli,chutney sandwich.. or something... and for some reason, the episode where kryton makes him waffles and he throws them away then scoops them out of the bin into his hat, makes me hungry..
Posted by
chandler, 12:00, 9th December 2002:
yes cal it sounds deeeeeeliciuos. mmm mmm.
As long as the pig has been battery pigfarmed and killed inhumanely. preferably hunted through chandlers garden by dogs and toffs on horseback.
Posted by
chandler, 12:04, 9th December 2002:
amen to that
Posted by
Grim..., 13:38, 9th December 2002:
Leave out the tomato for me, and I'll take two.
Sounds so yummy ....
*tummy growling*
I need food. *pout*
The Fat Carbohydrate Nightmare From Hell.
Required:
3 Slices of bread
Crunchy Peanut Butter
Strong Chedder (anchor is good)
Turkey
Crisps (cheese or pickled onion)
Do this:
Combine the above in any old way you want just make sure you use lots of everything. Have a drink on stand by so you dont die.
Then sit back and feel your arteries thicken!
yep. Should be accompanied by a whole tray of mini scotch eggs and some pretzels.
Why so much nonsense...just get 2 bits of bread and 4 slices of bacon. Fry said bacon and stick between bread...next eat! Easy.
Philistine. Oh and the bacon must be grilled not fried.
Fried, with brown sauce (HP) and mushrooms.
Grilled?? Are you on a diet ilovebeerme? If not, then fry it...far far tastier.
Nope hate fried bacon. Yechhhh. What you described was just a normal bacon sandwich. I was passing on the recipie for the legendary Bacon Sangwidge. It's special (like me).
Fried bacon has that greasy, fatty taste to it, very rich and meaty. Not a big fan of that.
Just read your 'recipe' , sounds good and i shall be tryin that one drunkin Sat morning. I must say that i am looking forward to your 'Crazy chunky Chilli'..
As opposed to grilled bacon, packed in vitamin c, calcuim,fluoride and a perfect guardian of heath?
no Victor I just don't like the taste of fried bacon I find it too rich and cloying.
Fair enough, deep fried mars bar anyone?
Crazy Chunky Chili
You Require:
500g of Turkey mince (or soy)
Red Onions (1 big ass one or two medium)
2 Red Peppers
Loads of Mushrooms
At least 3 red chilis
2 Jars of Dolmio or choosen Tomato sauce (you can make your own but mine is never as good)
Tomato Puree
Kidney Beans or Pinto Beans
Chili Powder
2 Bay leaves
Cumin seeds
Plain Chocolate (at least 70% cocoa)
Do This:
1) Cut half or one of the onions fine and one chunky. Add mince, onion, little chili powder and freshly ground cumin to pot (big pot). Add some salt flakes and cracked black pepper. Put on low heat so the mince browns slowly.
2)Cut the rest of your veg chunky, except for the chilli which i cut into fine stips width ways.
3) After 10 mins of so, with regular stiring, add about a jar and a half of tomatoes, the chili, more chili powder and the bay leaves.
4) Cover and let it bubble for a while. Add some tomato puree.
5) Add about 5 pieces of chocolate (about half a bar of that Lindtts stuff, maybe slightly less). Also add the beans of choice.
6)Taste at this point and add more chocolate or chili to taste. The chocolate should be VERY subtle as you are only tasting a wee bit and you're going to eat enough to kill a fat man. The sweetness builds up as I found after eating a bowl of horribly sweet chili on my first go.
7) Add your chunky veg and cook for further 10 minutes of so. Don't let the veg get to soft and tastless.
8) Serve with white basmati and tortillas.
This is always better after a day in the fridge. Nice one.
Posted by
Grim..., 16:03, 9th December 2002:
FRY THAT BACON! FRY IT IN 6 POUNDS OF LARD!
Jeez you'll be telling me too eat cow next ;).
I shall need to try the chunky chilli but i must admit to be slightly nervous about the chocolate part...but heh, cant argue until i have tried it.
As long as it isnt 'dark' chocolate!
It has to be plain dark chocolate as milk stuff goes funny and is far to sweet. I'm not a huge fan of the dark stuff when it's by itself but it works in this.
dark chocolate is not good..it really should be banned by all goverments.
Yeah but you're not eating it you are cooking with it. You need something bitter and not too sweet to get the right flavour otherwise the world just goes all wrong.
Ok, well if the world goes a little weird tonight at around 7.35ish then you know i have forgotten to add the chocolate. If so, i apologies to all in advance.
*sigh*. You won't even realise theres chocolate in it. Add it one tiny bit at a time to make sure. All you need is the slightly sweet/bitterness to countr the chili.