Posted by
jeff, 11:07, 6th January 2003:
has anyone seen them? she's in that new rubbish police thing with josie d'arby.. but her lips, man! i'm surprised she can breathe with that much lip. She's had half a cow stuffed into those babies and she looks like she's having an alergic reaction.
has anyone else noticed this or is it just me?
Posted by
chandler, 11:09, 6th January 2003:
Ah Lovely Lovely Leslie, Lovely Leslie Ash. She really shouldnt be doing homebase ads.
Posted by
cal, 11:16, 6th January 2003:
i haven't seen them - can you find me a pic?
oh, and welcome back jeffica
Posted by
Grim..., 11:22, 6th January 2003:
Man, they are HUGE!
Bigger than Angelina's, easily...
Posted by
chandler, 11:28, 6th January 2003:
that pctures no good. we need her new lips. those ones look distinctly standard
Posted by
Grim..., 11:31, 6th January 2003:
Can't find a pic though...
Posted by
jeff, 12:50, 6th January 2003:
our leslie
its frightening i tell you... just frightening
Posted by
chandler, 12:50, 6th January 2003:
oh god she looks like a tweenie
Posted by
Grim..., 13:36, 6th January 2003:
She looks like the joker from Batman.
Don't ask me why.
Posted by
Grim..., 13:36, 6th January 2003:
She looks like the joker from Batman.
Don't ask me why.
Posted by
Grim..., 13:36, 6th January 2003:
Bah - though I couldn't do that, Cal?
Posted by
Sul, 13:41, 6th January 2003:
I was thinking she loks like the joker. She does look like a bit of a muppet now. Why wouls she want to do that to herself? Perhaps it was a bet with neil.
"Ok, first one to complete the shelf wins, loser has to get their lips done"
Maybe Lee Chapman has been beating her up again over the Eric Cantona business.
Allegedly.
Posted by
cal, 14:31, 6th January 2003:
she looks stupid
Posted by
Rosie, 16:39, 6th January 2003:
It looks like she is just about to blow a raspberry!
Posted by
jeff, 17:59, 6th January 2003:
if you stuck her ears out a little bit, she could be pob..
Posted by
jeff, 18:00, 6th January 2003:
oh god, cal, why did you put the site back up this week!!! i cant get any work done!!!! damn stupid willpower...
Posted by
chandler, 19:20, 6th January 2003:
Hell I didnt do ANY work today, I just sat there. No one had anything for me to do, they didnt have any work to do themselves. So I downloaded huge files and burnt CDs ALL day
Posted by
Redmaiden, 19:28, 6th January 2003:
They are sooo gross those lips! I noticed them on that DIY shop ad. In fact I can't even remember the shop's name coz I was staring at her lips!
Eww just say no to collagen!
Posted by
jeff, 21:45, 6th January 2003:
they must weigh a few pounds...
chandler, the only problem with me doing no work is that its uni work and i have to hand in a completed kiosk interface on monday which i havent even finished designing... plus do 8 weeks worth of work on another project.. for monday.. but instead i've been faffing on here all day whilst stuffing my face with crisps and half heartedly doing the work... i blame cal..
Posted by
cal, 21:46, 6th January 2003:
she's on telly right now. she looks soo fucking stupid :|
Posted by
chandler, 22:25, 6th January 2003:
shouldnt your smiley be dedicated to leslie? :00
Posted by
arsepuppy, 00:45, 7th January 2003:
And she spells her first name the bloke way...
It's *LESLEY* you silly, wrinkled old hag, and no, I DON'T GIVE THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF SHIT ABOUT HOMEBASE!!!
There is a picture of her in the express today looking like a freshly landed halibut.
jeff, 21:45 06 January 2003:
i blame cal..
i can feel a website coming on. you know what to do sul!
Posted by
wobbie, 01:02, 11th January 2003:
was listening to a glr show where they were shouting about her. i think the final word was that she should really sue the guy who did it!
Posted by
Leo, 12:26, 11th January 2003:
as graham norton said last night "shes had breat implants ..... in her lips"
Posted by
Emperor, 22:45, 11th January 2003:
It is frightening (the DIY ad is cut so you don't get a good look at her but the trailer for MerseyBeat took full advantage of the shock value) but lets hope it is the start of the cosmetic surgery backlash - spend thousands and look like a crazed clown.
On the radio they read out an email that a moderator on some forums received telling them what was and wasn't acceptable discussion about her - it basically said that discussing her lip, cheek and breast surgery was OK as was saying that she looked like a fish was OK as she has said that in print. Which, on a side note, amazed me as I didn't realise how tightly controlled discussion on some of the big forums was.
Posted by
cal, 00:09, 12th January 2003:
you'd be suprised - big forums get threatened (and sometimes sued) fairly often about that sort of thing
this is a good picture that shows her new look off in a not very flattering manner:
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_736956.htm...
Posted by
earthworm, 11:56, 14th January 2003:
Did anyone see her last night... From Goddess to Cod in one swift move...
Posted by
earthworm, 11:58, 14th January 2003:
or should that be coddess
Posted by
Expose, 20:42, 14th January 2003:
Look, can't someone ( not me, no good) design a web page to stop silly girls making the same mistake? Nothing flashy, just all the before and after photos of all the stupid actresses out there who have had collagen in their lips. Please start by alerting the world that Emmanuelle Beart ( see 8 Women for those platypus lips)who is routinely described as beautiful actually looks like a freak. And she's a hypocrite too for denying having had collagen implants. Our women are turning themselves into cartoons because the media says this looks good. Is there no end to this madness? And is it true that some forums get sued for telling the truth? That's terrible. What happened to free speech?
Posted by
Grim..., 21:27, 14th January 2003:
Can it involve lots of 'before' and 'after' nekkid booby shots?
For comparitive purposes, obviously...
Posted by
Redmaiden, 22:47, 14th January 2003:
Leslie Ash's lips should have their own website
Posted by
wobbie, 23:36, 14th January 2003:
something like this (from b3ta)
this (from b3ta) maybe?
but replace all the pictures with shots of leslie ash's lips...
hmmm i think i might try that one!
Posted by
jeff, 23:59, 14th January 2003:
no, its a good thing.. the people who have cosmetic surgery are obviously stupid (i mean pointless cosmetic surgery like enhancements n stuff), and its a way of identifying them so that people dont procreate with them and therefore cleaning up the muddy muddy filthy gene pool....
Posted by
wobbie, 01:05, 15th January 2003:
well i gave it a go... though i feel kinda harsh for doing it...
but here it is.. for one night only! or ill probably make enemies with her lawyers anyway!
(edit.. nah its gone already.. its a bit sick really!)
Posted by
arsepuppy, 09:19, 15th January 2003:
the people who have cosmetic surgery are obviously stupid
I'll tell my sister that...
Posted by
jeff, 09:50, 15th January 2003:
i said pointless cosmetic surgery dan.. and i still stand by that... i've had cosmetic surgery, on my eyes.. but that was to stop me looking so much like a freak rather than make me look like more of a freak...
Posted by
cal, 09:55, 15th January 2003:
you have? tell us about it...
Posted by
jeff, 12:37, 15th January 2003:
well i have a squint.. i only use one eye at a time and the other one does its own thing, hence i hate making eye contact with people. anyway, they straightened up the wondering eye. i had to have toxin injections in my eyeball (whilst still awake) once a month to check it wouldnt give me double vision..then an operation where they cut up the muscles inside my eyes! and they adjusted the stitches in my eyeball afterwards when i was awake! i have scars on my eyeballs, they're kinda blue..
But the muscles are moving back again so i'll have to have the operation again in a year or so :( either that or wear dark glasses for the rest of my life..
Posted by
cal, 12:39, 15th January 2003:
scars on your eyes? that's *so cool*. you beat wussy ninjas and pirates!
Posted by
earthworm, 12:41, 15th January 2003:
weird but I couldn't have done it awake...
I would have had to have had Sul's yearly intake of Stella to have had that done. I can't stand anyone fiddling with my eyes. Until recently, I couldn't make eye contact comfortably with anyone.
Aw...but you had no problems with me!! Glad to see that I have cured you.....
Posted by
earthworm, 12:46, 15th January 2003:
hahaha...
Very god bangabongo...
Buy me Stella for tonight and put it in the fridge!!
OK then! Anyhing else you want?!
But Leslie Ash's lips!! Bloody hell - what on earth has she done? I also heard that she had collagen injected into her cheeks as well. Nutter. She looks like a duck.
Posted by
earthworm, 12:57, 15th January 2003:
:o)
