Posted by
Grim..., 13:05, 10th January 2003:
Let's see if we can get a match!
My wierd celeb fantasies are:
Darlene from Rosanne
Fraiser's wife in cheers (I always get a memory block when trying to remember her name).
Riki Lake
Dawn French.
=]
Posted by
Emperor, 13:09, 10th January 2003:
In a wider context my friends call this your Pervert i.e. the most repulsive person you'd sleep with that no one else would go near (it is worth pointing out that the two people who originated this were female so.....).
Celebrity 'perverts' include:
Helen Daniels from Neighbours
Pat Butcher from Eastenders
Cilla Black (although I seem to remember that being a close one)
I can't for the life of me remember what I decided mine was..... Honest.
Emps
Posted by
Grim..., 13:12, 10th January 2003:
Um - ew.
I feel much better about my strangness now.
Posted by
Emperor, 13:15, 10th January 2003:
Oh and some celebrity 'perverts' for the ladies:
Danny Baker
Urmmmm I'm not so good one this one but I (for the British anyway) believe there is some darts competition on BCC2 so take your pick there........
Posted by
chandler, 13:28, 10th January 2003:
Fraisers ex-wife is Lilleth, mind you in cheers she is evil looking, but she was in that edition of frasier and she looked pretty hot!
Posted by
Grim..., 13:31, 10th January 2003:
Lillith - that's the chick.
Darlene from Rosanne
Sarah Ferguson
Maggie Thatcher
Posted by
cal, 13:36, 10th January 2003:
clare danes in my so called life. not too wierd, but i thought i'd mention it anyway
Posted by
Grim..., 13:47, 10th January 2003:
Darlene - we have a match =]
Only 'cos you mentioned her and i though "oh yeah, she was filth!"
Vin Diesel
Angelina Jolie
Sam Elliot
Sean O'Connory
Ralph Finnes
best read the title thread again before posting some of the worlds most fancied males eh nov.
Top respect for Angelina Jolie though!
Posted by
cal, 16:59, 10th January 2003:
i think it's time to make some desi/angelina porn
gary linekar in that special edition of 'they think its all over', when he had his hair dyed.
I think she is sexy as hell .... I would go that way just for her anyday.
Posted by
jeff, 18:43, 10th January 2003:
she has big lips... admittedly not as big as leslie ash's but still... it'd be like kissing two pillows.. although a guy made a comment about what else she could do with those lips.. he had a good point..
Posted by
Redmaiden, 19:16, 10th January 2003:
Dawn French
Alan Rickman
The dude that played Darcy in pride and predjudice
Mandana Jones (played nikki in Bad Girls)
I used to have a big crush on Keith from the prodigy
Who wouldn't fancy Angelina Jolie?
Jeff~ I heard the comment about what else she could do also. *wicked grin*
I've never seen Bad Girls ... was it a good movie Redmaiden?
Redmaiden: This might intrest you. You can send a SAE and get her autograph. They also have her address listed. *smile*
www.mandanajones.net/main.html
Posted by
Redmaiden, 22:33, 10th January 2003:
oooh tar cool thanx for that! ooh yummy :-)
Bad Girls is a prison drama in the UK, it usually has a high lesbo count :D
Posted by
cal, 23:45, 10th January 2003:
*welcome to the lesbian zone*
Posted by
jeff, 17:02, 11th January 2003:
*honks novs breasts*
Posted by
Redmaiden, 22:51, 11th January 2003:
oi why is no one touching my boobies?
Posted by
chandler, 22:59, 11th January 2003:
oh go on then point them my way and I'll give em a squeeze.
Posted by
cal, 00:12, 12th January 2003:
post a pic and i'l touch them all you like ;)
Posted by
Redmaiden, 17:55, 12th January 2003:
lol umm I don't have any topless pics on my computer as such but I do have a pierced nipple shot somewhere...
Posted by
cal, 20:24, 12th January 2003:
go on then:
breasts@iamcal.com
Posted by
Sul, 08:45, 13th January 2003:
My ones would be
Kelly Osbourne, the fat one in the carry on films (not the one that played matron but the other chubster) and the Queen Mother (while the body was still warm)
Fairuza Balk
thats about it
Posted by
arsepuppy, 12:18, 13th January 2003:
she's veh nice though. so you're not the only one.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 12:37, 13th January 2003:
Nobody else has said Konnie and Liz off Blue Peter, so I'll have them.
Jeff: (honks your breasts back)
Posted by
Emperor, 14:48, 13th January 2003:
Oooooo just remembered another 'pervert':
The woman from the Krankies (its a sad sick world).
Posted by
Redmaiden, 05:56, 14th January 2003:
ooh god I fancy Kelly Osbourne and I said Liz off Blue Peter on another thread so she's mine hands off. You can have Konnie though.
The wooman from the Krankies? that's fucking sick sick sick
hmm, you like women dressed as little boys eh?
Posted by
jeff, 10:44, 14th January 2003:
my dad likes jilly goolden... says she's perky...
Posted by
earthworm, 12:02, 14th January 2003:
how about that plasticy looking girl off CBBC a little while ago. She was also on Night Fever with Suggs... Anyone know her name?
Posted by
Grim..., 12:22, 14th January 2003:
Josie D'Arby?
Posted by
earthworm, 13:41, 14th January 2003:
erm... was she the black lady or the white plastic one?
Posted by
chandler, 13:43, 14th January 2003:
the black lady
Posted by
Rosie, 16:50, 14th January 2003:
Gary Oldman or Rob Thomas - he is out of a band called Matchbox 20.
My boyf fancies these blokes so I would shag them for him. ( I don't like Gary Oldman, but wouldn't say no to a bit of Rob!)
This that strange?
Posted by
Grim..., 17:14, 14th January 2003:
This that is was strange, yes.
Posted by
Grim..., 17:15, 14th January 2003:
But none of us think you should be with him, so it doesn't really matter.
Posted by
cal, 17:42, 14th January 2003:
who is rob thomas?
He is in a band called Matchbox 20
Posted by
jeff, 19:29, 14th January 2003:
he did that collaboration with santana that everyone went out and bought... smoooooooooooooooooooooooooth
Posted by
Redmaiden, 22:51, 14th January 2003:
Trent Reznor and Dave Gahan but I don't think they are strange
Posted by
arsepuppy, 08:52, 15th January 2003:
dave is cool
Posted by
earthworm, 13:18, 16th January 2003:
I used to know loads of people who fancied Brian Melko (?) from Placebo...
Posted by
arsepuppy, 13:28, 16th January 2003:
that is very wrong.
Posted by
earthworm, 13:29, 16th January 2003:
yup...
Posted by
Redmaiden, 23:25, 17th January 2003:
Brian Molko mmmm he's delicious mmmm I like fucked-up boys, they make me look normal, I'm quite fond of men in eyeliner
Posted by
Sul, 10:52, 18th January 2003:
"I'm quite fond of men in eyeliner"
Interesting. Is this a general feeling among females. If I came walking into a boozer with eyeliner on (nicely, I'd prolly get my sister to do it for me) would you chat me up?
Posted by
wobbie, 12:56, 18th January 2003:
i wore nail varnish before going to a gig once... but it was sparlky... didnt seem to attract any women at all... more the opposite... this guy started chatting me up, turned out he went to eaton.
...man if i was gay, i could have got myself a rich boyfirend.
as for brian molko, there are so many women (and men) who fancy that guy. it is quite incredible!
Posted by
Redmaiden, 14:49, 19th January 2003:
Sul, if you were wearing eyeliner and I wasn't so shy I'd chat you up in a pub yes. Just make sure you don't step into a townie pub though >_<
I think that some guys look good in make-up.
Sul~ I would chat you up. *evil grin*
Guys looking good in make up?
Surely guys should only wear makeup when going to a fancy dress party, I cant think of any other reason. Please let me know if i am missing something here.
Nope. There is a club in DC called Nation and guys wear makeup there all the time. It is more a Goth scene, but I am telling you some of those guys are hot as hell and some have prettier hair then me.
I just want to eat them up. *yummy*
Posted by
earthworm, 15:51, 20th January 2003:
Are townies our version of Charva's?
Charva's wear Kappa stuff and caps at a 45 degree angle in the air. They speak with some sort of language which kinda sounds like Geordie. They all have big brothers and big dads. Charva's can be found hanging around bus shelters and back streets drinking cider. They can also be found outside shops saying things like
"How man, can ye buy us some tabs >". If you refuse, they usually say something like "How man, thats proper shan! Me brother will kick ya in"
Gateshead is full of them... I think they were hearded here a while ago...
Posted by
chandler, 15:57, 20th January 2003:
in middlesbrough we call them Pikeys, my mate from brighton introduced the phrase. It means those sort of addidas wearing scrubber kids who swear at you, drink cider and generally piss you off all day, rather than irish gypsies which i believe may also be called Pikeys
In glasgow we call them Neds...Shell suits, caps and no brain cells at all.
And they all drink buckfast!
Posted by
earthworm, 16:50, 20th January 2003:
chandler,
Irish gypsies are called pikeys. (ref: SNATCH)apologies to any Irish...
It seems we all have our own versions of those charva types. Try this website...
www.scallycentral.com/
Posted by
chandler, 16:57, 20th January 2003:
yes thats what i thought but we use it to mean scum or scallys or 13 year old twats
Posted by
Grim..., 17:15, 20th January 2003:
Charva's = townies.
Or they do in Newcastle at least.
Posted by
Redmaiden, 22:36, 20th January 2003:
yes townies mean all the above
goth men *swoon*
Posted by
Redmaiden, 18:41, 28th January 2003:
Okay I've remembered a very important influence of my life - Long Distance Clara! I had a crush on her when I was ickle
Posted by
cal, 21:27, 28th January 2003:
she's obviously a lesbian - the marriage to hugo the chef is just a marriage of convinience.
Posted by
Sul, 08:36, 29th January 2003:
It's a sham marriage? That's shocking!
Posted by
Redmaiden, 20:34, 29th January 2003:
*phew* I still hold hopes of her driving off into the sunset with me