Discussion » Dogs Vs Cats?

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Posted by Grim..., 13:07, 10th January 2003:
 

Poll:

  • Dogs
  • Cats
Which is best?
Posted by chandler, 13:29, 10th January 2003:
 
both are good
Posted by cal, 13:36, 10th January 2003:
 
they're both rubbish
Posted by Grim..., 13:48, 10th January 2003:
 
Dogs > cats.
Posted by jeff, 14:45, 10th January 2003:
 
cats.. they're clever and can look after themselves.. dogs are just big dribbling eejits.
although cats bite. i had a dream last night that a cat kept trying to scratch my face :(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:52, 10th January 2003:
 
You should have called this poll "dogs v cats" then we could set them on each other and chant "have a fight, see whos the best"
Posted by Grim..., 14:56, 10th January 2003:
 
Cal! That's you're department =]
Posted by cal, 15:05, 10th January 2003:
 
done
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:07, 10th January 2003:
 
nice!
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:33, 10th January 2003:
 
Why isn't there an option for both. I have two dogs and a cat.

Well my ex has the dogs, but I get visit them as much as I like.
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:24, 10th January 2003:
 
i like dogs and cats though dogs slightly more
Posted by arsepuppy, 23:43, 10th January 2003:
 
Only a dog could mistake a lampshade for a cat.

Dogs win.

Cats are bloody evil anyway. They want to eat your eyes.
Posted by t.m., 04:23, 11th January 2003:
 
People should train their dogs to eat cats. I should not be allowed to have children after that last comment I feel.
Posted by chris, 15:21, 11th January 2003:
 
i have never tasted either, so i'll stick to duck
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:26, 11th January 2003:
 
"The egyptians used to worship cats because they thought they were funny" - Brass Eye (paraphrased)
Posted by wobbie, 20:45, 11th January 2003:
 
CATS! i model my life style on theirs.. ...eat, sleep ... eat sleep... prowl round the garden
Posted by chandler, 22:40, 11th January 2003:
 
clean yourself all over with your own tongue?
Posted by wobbie, 00:14, 12th January 2003:
 
well i do my best but i cant quite reach my own arse yet.
Posted by ell, 19:29, 12th January 2003:
 
Cats are smart, Dogs are stupid.

Admittedly, cats are also evil, and would happily see you dead, but at least they don't dribble on you.
Posted by cal, 20:29, 12th January 2003:
 
ducks are the ones you have to look out for: www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/duck/
Posted by chandler, 20:49, 12th January 2003:
 
Cats are actually far more stupid than dogs. We may pretend they are smarter cos they seem aloof and can get away with doing what they like but actually cats are very, very dumb. People think they must be cleverer cos they ignore you and stroll around and don't want to go for walks or like being called a "good boy" but thats cos they have a brain the size of a grape.
Posted by jeff, 10:25, 13th January 2003:
 
and cats do drool on you...
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:34, 13th January 2003:
 
cats shit in your kitchen. dogs only do it outside, but in places you are likely to tread.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:35, 13th January 2003:
 
cats also do that annoying thing where they sit on your knee and dig their claws into you and pull at your clothes, resulting in rips and stuff.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:38, 13th January 2003:
 
AND AND AND cats can't bend tulips, well at least one can't anyway.
Posted by wobbie, 11:07, 13th January 2003:
 
yes. i do drool on people i love and people who feed me regularly.
but most cats tend not to shit in the kitchen... they tend to respect their home.
Posted by lucky_puppy, 11:21, 18th June 2003:
 
puppies r heaps cool
Posted by beargod, 11:27, 18th June 2003:
 
but he wasn't asking about puppies but dogs :)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:30, 18th June 2003:
 
We all love puppies! :D
Posted by jlittle, 11:34, 18th June 2003:
 
dogs rock
Posted by beargod, 11:35, 18th June 2003:
 
dogs do indeed rock, I woulf love to have a cat haggis
Posted by coolcat88, 23:54, 20th June 2003:
 
I have a do, named Sam, and he's a yourkshire terrier, and I love him, b/c, there's no cuter puppy in the entire planet!!