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Posted by cal, 11:37, 24th January 2003:
 
do you have a copy of the ninja's script you could send me?
Posted by izb, 13:07, 24th January 2003:
 
no idea what that means, but it sounds like one kick-ass script.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:33, 24th January 2003:
 
ninja's suck my fat pirate chubby. Tools.
Posted by Grim..., 13:41, 24th January 2003:
 
Maybe, I'll have a look...
Otherwise, try browsing to the ninja section at www.hsmx.com/hslife and seeing if you can find it (you can play the online Ninja In Da Hood adventure while you are at it.)

Why do you want it?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:41, 24th January 2003:
 
And what do you know about it uloveshandyu
Posted by cal, 15:41, 24th January 2003:
 
thanks matt.

dammit - i entered your "web skillz" contest but the form doesn't work
Posted by Grim..., 16:18, 24th January 2003:
 
=[

Um - you already had the ninja's script, because I remember that you hosted it on this site.
You also did a (quote)"Really Bad HTML Version for Word-aphobics"(unquote).

What do you want it for?
Posted by cal, 16:53, 25th January 2003:
 
to show to a friend
Posted by Grim..., 09:42, 27th January 2003:
 
Are you going to film it?
Huh?

Don't film it without me =[
Posted by cal, 09:48, 27th January 2003:
 
no, i doubt it
Posted by Grim..., around 1st November 2007:
 
Film it!
Er, sorry.
Random Google magic reminded me of this.
Posted by Saltation, around 1st November 2007:
 
NinjaBurger!
Dreamt up by silicon valley coders late at night musing about how food delivery guys would get into their secure compounds. The logical answer...



NinjaBurger! The only fast-food chain with Dim Mak Death Touch(tm)!

When you place your order, our trained ninja delivery team springs into action, ensuring that no matter where you are, you'll get your order, hot and tasty, in 30 minutes or less. Guaranteed, or we commit seppuku.

To ensure your safety during the delivery process, please do not make any sudden movements. You may also wish to leave the doors and/or windows unlocked to make our delivery easier. Also, be advised that any large dogs or cats may need to be temporarily incapacitated by Ninja Knock-Out Powder to protect our ninja team during the insertion phase. Please, do not tip the ninja.




8. Ninja Burger Combo #1
Ninja Burger, French Fries of Our Ancestors, and Large Cola. Do not ask for better perfection because there is none, also we would kill you for asking. Enjoy!
$7.00(¥858)

Wasabi*
$0.50
Choose: Yes Yes

* To not order wasabi would be to insult our honor.
Posted by Saltation, around 1st November 2007:
 
the first rule book was laughoutloud hilarious. the website's kinda a let-down by comparison but still worth a look if you click on each page's top-links for some of the old stuff.

cal, you should see if anyone at yahoo has the original gamebook.

NinjaBurger Kid's Menu:
3. Small Cola
A small cola. Just like large cola but small for little humans. Adults no buy small cola.
$.75 (¥92)


Posted by Gary, around 1st November 2007:
 
Brilliant! :D
Posted by Saltation, around 1st November 2007: