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Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:45, 27th January 2003:
 

Poll:

  • I dive right in
  • I bite off the top and then eat all the filling
  • I put the whole thing in my mouth and let it melt
  • I put the whole thing in my mouth and crunch it up
  • I cut it with a knife and ration the pieces over a day
  • I melt it over cheese and toast
  • I dont, i hate creme eggs
  • Whats a creme egg?
  • Non sprechen angleterre!
  • Couldn't give a ****
Tis the season once again, Hurrah!
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:47, 27th January 2003:
 
You can never buy the bastard things in October, can you?
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:02, 27th January 2003:
 
They are very yummy ... but can't be found here until Easter.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:10, 27th January 2003:
 
It's weird how they are advertised and come on the market in January to capitalize on Easter, but then piss off for the rest of the year in June. Consider the plight of the old man who can only eat Creme Eggs. His name is Dave and he cannot control his bowels.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:20, 27th January 2003:
 
Its the greatest advertising strategy ever, consider that if they were on the shelves all the year round, we would be bored and start buying other, newer things, this way ITS CREME EGG TIME AGAIN HURRAH!
Posted by Grim..., 13:21, 27th January 2003:
 
What are you on about?
You can buy them all the time round my way.
Posted by Grim..., 13:22, 27th January 2003:
 
I could become the OFFICIAL IAMCAL CREME EGG SUPPLIER!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:49, 27th January 2003:
 
are you sure about that?
Posted by chandler, 14:10, 27th January 2003:
 
Yeah we get them all year round.
Posted by chandler, 14:11, 27th January 2003:
 
so i could be a rival supplier and me and grim... could have fights and turf wars in a Mr Softee Top and Sinior Whippy sort of a way.
Posted by cal, 14:11, 27th January 2003:
 
same here. if you know where to look

it's just that the shops carry more stock over easter due to higher demand. i so i expect
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:51, 27th January 2003:
 
Well send some my way.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:03, 27th January 2003:
 
Ah, i didn't know that, there could be a creme egg epidemic like the gold chain problem in the legendary "I'm gonna get you sukka" which was on late saturday night.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:07, 27th January 2003:
 
Shit! No-one told me that was on!
Posted by angel_mouse, 16:42, 27th January 2003:
 
they only actually produce them from january to easter time-
i saw it on watchdog or some equivalent programme. unless they were lying.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:46, 27th January 2003:
 
So Cal and Grim are being sold mouldy old creme eggs?
Posted by chandler, 17:28, 27th January 2003:
 
"Non sprechen angleterre!" I only just noticed this. Nice blend of languages
Posted by angel_mouse, 20:04, 27th January 2003:
 
i thought that too.
iamcal welcomes our european friends.
(pidgeon european spoken fluently)
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:36, 27th January 2003:
 
Chandler why aren't you banging on about daft adverts and the sad twats that buy the products?!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:11, 28th January 2003:
 
:)
Posted by chandler, 10:53, 28th January 2003:
 
cos Creme egg adverts are the height of wit.