Discussion » Who'd Win In A Fight Between ******* And *******

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Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:46, 30th January 2003:
 
Suggest two people (or groups of people) to fight and argue about who will win.

Heres one to start you off:

Rodney Trotter or Granville from open all hours?
Posted by MonkeyArmada, 10:51, 30th January 2003:
 
Rodney is too much of a hippy to win anything.

What about these two?

Kato from the Green Hornet V Kato from the Pink Panther?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:55, 30th January 2003:
 
Pink panther's kato

Rolf or Trude?
Posted by Uncle Moc, 11:53, 30th January 2003:
 
Rolf. Cause, like, he kills all those animal! He have the practice!

Cal or a Big Wuss?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:55, 30th January 2003:
 
After reading your post on the other topic i propose:

Cal or Uncle Moc
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:55, 30th January 2003:
 
careful cal hes got a gun!
Posted by RUSS, 13:24, 30th January 2003:
 
WHAT ABOUT CHRISTINA AND BRITNEY?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:47, 30th January 2003:
 
BRITNEY PROBABALY, WHATS WITH THE CAPS RUSS?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:53, 30th January 2003:
 
What about between Ghandi and Anne Robinson?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:01, 30th January 2003:
 
Anne, there are certain flaws with passive resistance.

my dad or your dad?
Posted by RUSS, 14:37, 30th January 2003:
 
yeah sorry abouT ThE CaPiTaLs,didn't realise to tell the truth.
i reckon christina all day long she is a hard tart by the looks of her video!
Anne Robinson is a big pussycat and if you wound ghandi up the wrong way....... well who knows..
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:41, 30th January 2003:
 
Christina is all mouth and (frequently) no trousers. Gandi was about six stone dripping wet.
Posted by RUSS, 14:49, 30th January 2003:
 
TRUE.

polar bear or grisly bear?
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:49, 30th January 2003:
 
But Gandhi had the power of YO-GA FIIIREE!!!!!!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:53, 30th January 2003:
 
That was Dhalsim wasn't it?

Sonic BOOOOOOOOOOM!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:15, 30th January 2003:
 
Sure was

HAAADOKEN!!
Posted by RUSS, 15:21, 30th January 2003:
 
how does one go about starting a thread?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:30, 30th January 2003:
 
Fear my hundred hand slap and click on the 'Start a new topic' link at the top of the home > discuss > chit chat page.
Posted by RUSS, 15:39, 30th January 2003:
 
oh yeah
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:43, 30th January 2003:
 
Suggestion for Topic: "Remake of Street Fighter film starring political figures"

Mao-Tse-Tsung could don a dress and become Chun-Li, for example.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:45, 30th January 2003:
 
Anne Widdy would make a good Blanka too.
Posted by Grim..., 17:31, 30th January 2003:
 
Me versus the second-hardest guy in the world (me being the first).
Posted by jeff, 22:40, 30th January 2003:
 
the second hardest guy in the world (your ego will be your downfall)
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:57, 30th January 2003:
 
Jesus and Buddha

Mao was shit scary but I dunno who chun-li was
Posted by cal, 23:46, 30th January 2003:
 
chun-li was the girl from street fighter. here's a chun-li cosplay costume i found earlier today: www.cosplaycloset.com/Costumes/ChunLi/Ch...
Posted by amightygoodleader, 01:58, 31st January 2003:
 
the chopper or the BMX

www.raleigh-chopper.co.uk/ or
www.bmxnonstop.com/oldschool/magallery/
respectively. Links provided for those with no memory or past circa early 80's.

Better still, who would win out of Sloth from the Goonies versus Anne Widdecomb
www.newgrounds.com/assassin/sloth/
Posted by reitsma, 02:35, 31st January 2003:
 
um, i'll just say anne, cause that sloth thing was stupid and twisted.

and bmx-ers all the way, because our dear nicole kidman started off as a BMX bandit!

mighty mouse VS danger mouse - who would come out on top, and how would they fare against the almight mickey mouse?
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:40, 31st January 2003:
 
It would have to be Anne, now that she has inherited Blanka's electrical skills (such as wiring plugs)
Posted by chandler, 09:06, 31st January 2003:
 
Danger Mouse would win cos he has brains
Posted by jeff, 13:50, 31st January 2003:
 
yeah but mighty mouse could pick up things hundreds of times his own body weight (although i do prefer danger mouse)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:52, 31st January 2003:
 
five or blue?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:56, 31st January 2003:
 
Will somebody think of the elephants!
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:00, 31st January 2003:
 
Five would win because they are FIVE BAD BOYS WITH THE POWAH TO ROCK YOU, BLOWING YOUR MIND SO YOU GOTTA GET INTO, FIIVE!, WHATCHA WAITING, FOUR!, IF YA WANNA, THREE! (three), TWO! (two), ONE! LET'S DO IT!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:05, 31st January 2003:
 
The Queen Vs The Pope?
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:08, 31st January 2003:
 
I'm the bad boy that you invite for dinner,
I ain't got no manners cos I eat with my fingers!
Posted by Uncle Moc, 14:30, 31st January 2003:
 
Rice or Pasta! Rice or Pasta!

Wayne or Garth!

Oh, and come on, Uncle Moc would blatantly win.. although it is true, I'm a lover, not a fighter...
Posted by amightygoodleader, 17:04, 1st February 2003:
 
pasta obviously, rice never inspired a site like this www.whom.co.uk/fizdrink/pat.htm
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:25, 1st February 2003:
 
I think the queen would win coz she'd batter him with her handbag
Posted by 3M TA3, 04:00, 2nd February 2003:
 
www.googlefight.com