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Posted by arsepuppy, 13:42, 31st January 2003:
 
...but I have an intense phobia of pooing in any toilet but my own. Especially toilets at work. What should I do?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:45, 31st January 2003:
 
do you have a thermos with you?
Posted by chandler, 13:47, 31st January 2003:
 
hahaahhaa. I have the same phobia. but I have overcome it at work mainly cos I was bursting!

I dont think I ever used a school toilet. EVER.
Posted by RUSS, 13:52, 31st January 2003:
 
what about curling one out in the pub?
you definetly lose your street cred when that happens!
Posted by Rosie, 14:33, 31st January 2003:
 
I can't have a dump unless its my loo either! Why is that - are we freaks?

Unless I have a dicky tummy then of course I'll use the ones at work - otherwise I store it up till I get home....
Posted by Sul, 14:44, 31st January 2003:
 
Talking of curling one out in a pub. About a year or so ago I took this bird to London Zoo. Both being heavy drinkers we went to a dodgy Camden boozer afterwards. Well I had a massive hangover from the night before but hadnt had my HOP. After about 2 pints I felt the need. I was thinking I'd be as quick as a flash. So I went to the bogs but there was no locks on the door. Worse the door was on a swing so it wouldnt even stay shut. So I spent about 10 minutes just trying to adjust myself to hold the door while still being able to hit the pan. It was murder. I was in there for 20 minutes. I went in feeling like a king but came out feeling like a bloke that damn well nearly shat in his left shoe.

The first and last dateI had with her :/
Posted by RUSS, 15:01, 31st January 2003:
 
i had a similar experience on my way to a football match the other week, at liverpool st station in the Hamilton Hall pub, absolutely spannered from the night before, but luckily i was with a couple of mates not a bird so i just got the piss took out of me
Posted by Rosie, 16:28, 31st January 2003:
 
i laughed really hard once and a little poo-blob came out in to my pants!!!!

It was horrid. I didn't know what to do. I was mortified and then i thought about it and found it really funny.


I don't go around shitting myself normally though - it only happened on the one occassion....
Posted by chandler, 16:48, 31st January 2003:
 
Rosie!!!! My god! your stories are always very graphic! do you talk like this in real life. my goodness!

oh and that is seriously GROSS!
Posted by RUSS, 16:48, 31st January 2003:
 
SORRY but that is filth!
Posted by Redmaiden, 20:44, 31st January 2003:
 
LOL Rosie gal you crack me up

Why can't anyone plopsy in other toilets? Please explain!
Posted by reitsma, 21:25, 2nd February 2003:
 
far out you guys are wierd....


my work toilets are quite respectable... and as such, i often hang on at home in the mornings, so i can use the work loo!

reasons:

- by going to the toilet at work, you're getting paid to poo! how cool is that?!?
- i don't have to clean the work toilets... so i am far happier to make a mess of them!
- ...and then there are the issues like i don't want to smell up my own house, i can save money on toilet paper, and it is a nice break from work to go off for a bit, and have a bit of a sit n' think.

however, i should admit my little oddity - i have my personal toilet at work. There are 3 cubicles on my floor at work, and the middle one is mine. I hate using the other ones, and i hate it when other people are using it. Problem is, right now, the seat is broken, so i've had to change toilets.

:o)

oh, and as far as i know, the last time i pooed my pants was when i had a nappy on.
Posted by chandler, 22:04, 2nd February 2003:
 
"- i don't have to clean the work toilets... so i am far happier to make a mess of them!"

Make a mess of them?!! that's what the handle on the side is for, to flush them. If you don't use that then you will soon be in whole heaps of trouble.
Posted by Fellmeister, 23:07, 2nd February 2003:
 
You're all talking crap you know ...

I went to the Gents once and this guy comes in and is like 'I hate in here so much!' when asked why he replied 'It's where all the dicks hang out'. Made me chuckle so much I near on ruined me suede shoes
Posted by reitsma, 00:22, 3rd February 2003:
 
chandler - generally, my toileting habits are quite clean and sanitary, however, toilets do need cleaning after extended use (bacteria buildup, skid marks, etc etc). Using my toilet less means that i need to clean it less. flushing is still a process in my toilet usage, both at home and at work.

:o)