Discussion » Jokes You've Made Up Yourself

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Posted by izb, 15:25, 31st January 2003:
 
I just re-discovered my opus - the greatest joke I ever invented all by myself.What do you get if you cross the road?A Chicken.More original jokage?
Posted by Sul, 15:35, 31st January 2003:
 
Paul Simon is bringing out a new detox book called "50 Ways to Love Your Liver"
Posted by RUSS, 16:19, 31st January 2003:
 
A man walks into a bar.........spooky
Posted by jeff, 17:07, 31st January 2003:
 
whats brown and sticky? a stick
Posted by jeff, 17:07, 31st January 2003:
 
why did the girl fall off the swing?



because she had no arms..
Posted by jeff, 17:20, 31st January 2003:
 
i didnt read the 'made up by yourself' bit. i wondered why this thread was so lame. sorry
Posted by chandler, 17:21, 31st January 2003:
 
:D
Posted by angel_mouse, 17:50, 31st January 2003:
 
What do you use to wipe your nose with?
a tissue
Bless you!

i did actually make that up all on my own when i was little. it just so happened that someone else did too, and did the publicity before i could.
Posted by 3M TA3, 04:05, 2nd February 2003:
 
Q) How do you know Abraham Lincoln was Jewish?

A) He was shot in the temple.
Posted by angel_mouse, 20:42, 2nd February 2003:
 
are you new, em tae?
Posted by cal, 21:18, 2nd February 2003:
 
nope - em tae has been a member for ages
Posted by chandler, 22:06, 2nd February 2003:
 
where has 3M TA3 been hiding then?
Posted by angel_mouse, 16:10, 4th February 2003:
 
oh, okay.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:31, 4th February 2003:
 
Offensive so don't read on if you're easily offended.

Q) What was the only good thing about the World Trade Center Falling Down?

A) Loads of Americans died.

Sorry. It wasn't actually me but a mate. And before anybody complains it's only funny in the way that cancer and aids jokes are funny I don't really think it was a good thing. ok.
Posted by Grim..., 17:46, 4th February 2003:
 
Q) What was the only good thing about the World Trade Center Falling Down?

A) It took them longer to release Men In Black II
Posted by ruud3, 05:55, 13th March 2003:
 
the man walked into yhe bar 'ouch'
Posted by Grim..., 08:37, 13th March 2003:
 
Why did Cal cross the road?

He'd heard the chicken knew some bad-ass PHP code...
Posted by plindoe, 08:42, 13th March 2003:
 
lmao, nice1 grim