Discussion » Sh*t Day....

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Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:27, 31st January 2003:
 
is anyone else having a shit day? Or is it just me. :(
Posted by Rosie, 16:30, 31st January 2003:
 
I'm having a crap day. I've had a row with everyone so far today. I 'm fucking off home now - so fingers crossed things should get better.

Have a good weekend


Rosie xx
:-)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:34, 31st January 2003:
 
Had a wicked day.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:36, 31st January 2003:
 
I have just decided that i am going to the pub to get smashed...then watch spiderman.
Posted by izb, 16:38, 31st January 2003:
 
I had a great day, until at 4.30 on this Friday afternoon it transpires that the concerns I raised at the start of the project were correct and days away from release it all has to be re-thought, messing up the next two weeks completely. Why do people never listen? It's not as if I didn't bang on about it, or only raise my concerns with one person - I made absolutely sure I was doing things an acceptable way. Feckers.
Posted by chandler, 16:47, 31st January 2003:
 
Good Day, spent the afternoon so far being photographed in a suit for this new project we are doing, though it is hot under the studio lights.
Posted by RUSS, 16:51, 31st January 2003:
 
joe average for me, nothing to exciting,but hopefully will be good tonight in the battle cruiser
Posted by jeff, 16:56, 31st January 2003:
 
i bought a bin from wilkinsons. i have also drank a lot of orange juice. i now have a headache. But I'm going to see Avalon later on so its not all bad
Posted by cal, 09:12, 3rd February 2003:
 
was it any good?
Posted by RUSS, 09:15, 3rd February 2003:
 
What is avalon?
Posted by jeff, 09:18, 3rd February 2003:
 
avalon was the worst film ever... EVER... well my friend rob liked it but he's a big role playing geek and apparently it was very similar to one of the games he goes to...
people actually walked out.. many people. My other friend chris was counting out his change half way through to see if he had enough to go get a beer while we finished watching it.. the cinematography was kinda cool, but a bit ott. rob felt so bad that he paid for our tickets, so all was not lost
Posted by jeff, 09:19, 3rd February 2003:
 
us.imdb.com/Title?0267287
Posted by izb, 09:57, 3rd February 2003:
 
Or did Cal mean was the bin any good?
Posted by cal, 11:01, 3rd February 2003:
 
from the stuff on imdb, i want to see it. but i am a bit of a geek
Posted by Sul, 11:40, 3rd February 2003:
 
"but i am a bit of a geek"

Possible contender for understatement of the year?
Posted by Rosie, 11:43, 3rd February 2003:
 
Says Sul!!
Posted by Sul, 11:45, 3rd February 2003:
 
What's that supposed to mean?
Posted by Rosie, 11:51, 3rd February 2003:
 
Only Joking Mate!!!!

;-)

xxx
Posted by cal, 11:57, 3rd February 2003:
 
ha! there are people far more geeky than me. i've never done larping for a start.
Posted by cal, 11:57, 3rd February 2003:
 
or cosplay
Posted by Sul, 12:51, 3rd February 2003:
 
I never said you were the biggest geek in the world but "a bit of a geek" is a bit of an understatment.
Posted by chris, 13:10, 3rd February 2003:
 
i'm too cool to understand those things you haven't done... ;)
Posted by Sul, 13:19, 3rd February 2003:
 
Just to be clear, I'm not being saying that there is anything wrong with being a geek, I'm just saying you are one.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:27, 3rd February 2003:
 
Is larping the one with the straw and the alka-seltzer?
Posted by chandler, 13:47, 3rd February 2003:
 
its the one with the shrew and the straw
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:48, 3rd February 2003:
 
richard gere style?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:59, 3rd February 2003:
 
I thought that was a gerbil and not a shrew?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:05, 3rd February 2003:
 
I thought it was a hamster with a claw reduction?
Posted by chandler, 14:18, 3rd February 2003:
 
shrews are smaller. but yes it probably was a gerbil. ask Cal he provides the creatures, he'll know
Posted by cal, 15:06, 3rd February 2003:
 
isn't that felching?

LARPing = Live Action RolePlay
CosPlay = Costume Play

both the pasttimes of ubergeeks
Posted by cal, 15:06, 3rd February 2003:
 
and i realise being a geek isn't a bad thing. i'm just not that geeky
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:14, 3rd February 2003:
 
Felching, this is the straw 'thing' ... I dont really want to explain as it makes me want to puke.
Posted by chandler, 15:27, 3rd February 2003:
 
cal yes that is felching. aledgedly
Posted by chandler, 15:27, 3rd February 2003:
 
explain the "thing"
Posted by Rosie, 15:30, 3rd February 2003:
 
Yeah- whats the straw thing?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:31, 3rd February 2003:
 
Ok but you asked...

A man cums in other mans ass, then sooks out the cum with a straw. Next he proceeds to pass the cum into his partners mouth.

This = Felching.
Posted by Rosie, 15:35, 3rd February 2003:
 
OMG! THATS REVOLTING!
Posted by Rosie, 15:35, 3rd February 2003:
 
What happens if he sucks out poo by accident?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:36, 3rd February 2003:
 
Yes, that is disgusting! And i dont know, and i dont care to think about it either.
Posted by Rosie, 15:37, 3rd February 2003:
 
But that means they are eating poo - thats not romantic or sexy in anyway!
Posted by chris, 15:44, 3rd February 2003:
 
i just want to reassure you all that cal (nor I) do that... :P

i think... if so he hasnt told me
Posted by cal, 15:50, 3rd February 2003:
 
err, typo in the above post

we DON'T do that.

thankyou
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:52, 3rd February 2003:
 
phew
Posted by Rosie, 15:55, 3rd February 2003:
 
Yeah, Phew!
Posted by Rosie, 15:57, 3rd February 2003:
 
Why do they do that for then? Is it the straw being inserted or what? I don't understand this...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:59, 3rd February 2003:
 
Thats not the straw thing i was talking about at all foghorn, you dirty bastard!
Posted by Rosie, 16:00, 3rd February 2003:
 
what was you talking about vic?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:03, 3rd February 2003:
 
oh...woops. Sorry all.
Posted by Rosie, 16:04, 3rd February 2003:
 
Did you make that up then Foghorn? You sicko!!

(LOL!)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:05, 3rd February 2003:
 
Not at all. Its true..honestly.
Posted by Rosie, 16:06, 3rd February 2003:
 
:-/
Posted by Sul, 16:07, 3rd February 2003:
 
Birds Do It
Bees Do It
Even Educated Fleas Do It
Lets Do It
Let's Felch Some Spunk

I love Viz
Posted by chandler, 16:53, 3rd February 2003:
 
felching can also invlve inserting small animals intot the rectum for pleasure. ie hansters etc. apparently
Posted by Rosie, 16:55, 3rd February 2003:
 
Wouldn't the animal die if it was shoved up someones arsehole?
Posted by jeff, 17:01, 3rd February 2003:
 
small rodents are amazingly resiliant
Posted by chandler, 17:21, 3rd February 2003:
 
are you speaking from experience Jessica?
Posted by cal, 17:22, 3rd February 2003:
 
and you, err, know that for a fact?
Posted by chandler, 17:25, 3rd February 2003:
 
too slow cal
Posted by jeff, 23:01, 3rd February 2003:
 
i was going to make something up about having a kinky ex boyfriend but sadly he'd read it and reveal my lies... blaaah
Posted by reitsma, 02:47, 4th February 2003:
 
"sleep" - please define.

:oI
Posted by cal, 09:34, 4th February 2003:
 
yeah, come on robbie. assuming you mean robbie...
Posted by wobbie, 10:56, 4th February 2003:
 
no comment
Posted by jeff, 11:25, 4th February 2003:
 
nng
Posted by cal, 11:51, 4th February 2003:
 
what are the cats called?
Posted by wobbie, 16:32, 4th February 2003:
 
you can tell them... cos i didnt name them! and you know that!
Posted by jeff, 16:35, 4th February 2003:
 
mmmf
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:40, 4th February 2003:
 
I want to know what their called.
Posted by wobbie, 16:41, 4th February 2003:
 
lol. bitch! ...you know full well that my brother named them! and i was embarased by it from word go!
Posted by wobbie, 16:45, 4th February 2003:
 
they are called max and... pepsi.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:47, 4th February 2003:
 
Thats not bad I was expecting Penile Sheath and Nipple Licker or something. Rest easy your cats names are fine.
Posted by wobbie, 16:49, 4th February 2003:
 
damn it...its irrelevant! i didnt even name them!....

jess, i will get revenge...
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:51, 4th February 2003:
 
Out of interest why did you name them that?
Posted by wobbie, 16:54, 4th February 2003:
 
...
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:09, 4th February 2003:
 
Penile Sheath!!!!


arf!
Posted by jeff, 21:48, 4th February 2003:
 
blah
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:59, 4th February 2003:
 
perhaps he just tucks his cats up in bed with milk and cookies, perhaps they are terminally ill