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what the F*** was that all about last night he is a freakshow!

i missed it last night but read some of the story in the sun. very odd man

What happened?

"read some of the story in the sun"

get out, just get out and don't come back. go on. hang you head in shame.

i cant even begin to explain what happened but it was very weird, it will defo be repeated try and catch it

it was only the floor in the toilet at work. i didn't *choose* it

The show was brilliant if not just for the bit where Michael was climbing a tree. Clarse.

I don't get the Sun ... post a link.

www.thesun.co.uk

Also, how the FUCK can he say that those kids had a black mother?? They were as white as Dangermouse. He is so not the father AT ALL....

Did anyone else notice that one of the kids had bleached blonde hair? Odd. He has completely created this strange fantasy world. Still, I did feel sorry for him, his is obviously quite a simple person who did have a rough time.

Having said that, he's up there with Kurt Cobain as "Most Compulsive Liar Evah".

on the floor of a toilet is the best place for the Sun. or in the bottom of a urinal.

He didn't think that having "sleep-overs" at the age of 44 with kids of 12 was strange. Ermm? HELLO!

How about the baby out the window thing? If some one on a council estate did that, they would be done for it. MJ can just buy wantever he wants - including children - and no-one can really touch him for it.

Some one having all that money is wrong and it obviously hasn't done him any good at all.

I felt sorry for him. He just came across as a sad fuck up.

"as white as dangermouse" heehee

yeah but he wants to get two kids from each continent, one girl and one boy and isn't he just the greatest. It's such a good idea ;)

apparently the show goes out stateside on friday night try and watch it if you can november

He should be bloody investigated by child protection. He makes his(?) kids wear masks when they go outside - for god sakes! How fucked up are those children going to be? He hardly spends any time with them. Hes a 44 year old man - and he should grow up and start bloody acting like one. If he is so fond of kids and he has over 1 billion dollars - why doesn't he give the majority of the money to kids charities instead of buying big gold pots?

It makes me so mad...

"He makes his(?) kids wear masks when they go outside"

He was trying to protect them from the press in that regard. He was saying he doesnt want the press having pictures of his children so he gives them those masks. I felt sorry for him and them.

It was the wankers shouting "Fuck the press" when they were trying to get through. The kids shouldn't have to hear that.

"why doesn't he give the majority of the money to kids"

You could survive on far less money that you have, do you give the majority of your money to charity?

Why take his children to a zoo when he has one in his back yard? He could of had the nanny take the kids to the zoo -minus the masks- and no one would have known any different.

He is being selfish.

Chay - I give a monthly donation to Great Ormond Street as one of my friends baby was in there a couple of years ago after she was born.

and I earn fuck all..

I earn plenty but I don't give it to kids cause I'm selfish and I like DVD's and beer.

Does anyone else think that he looked a lot like a woman? And then he looked like a man, and then his profile looked like Peter Pan?!?!

All in all, he is fucked right up in the head!

"I earn plenty but I don't give it to kids cause I'm selfish and I like DVD's and beer."

This is the funniest thing I've heard in AGES.

I "acquired" a DVD player for 50 quid at the weekend and it is the coolest thing ever! I've only seen one film on it so far and that was a bit shite. it was called, Going Off Big Time. The picture was so clear!

"and I earn fuck all.."

well you should work harder then! ;)

Jackson gave a massive donation to an aids charity as part of the business behind that program. apparently

I don't think you understood what I was trying to say chay. Did you see him last night buying those 1/4 of a million dollar urns and shit? Well if he is so in love with kids, why doesn't he give more money to sick children instead of wanting to adopt them from all over the world, etc and having them over on sleep overs and shit. I was trying to say that its a funny way of attempting to put the world right by BUYING your own children and having a 12 year as a best friend.

Maybe I'm talking shit.

PS: I work harder then you will ever know!

One of the guys I knew at uni now works harder than anyone I know. He has to sign in at the office 101 hours per week. There are only 168 hours in a week and he lives about 45 minutes from the office. He gets it cut back to 80 hours a week pretty soon or maybe already has actually. Merchant wanker.

Still he does make more money than I can imagine.

Isn't there a law about working those kinda hours. Or are you being funny and I'm being dumb?

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Does anyone else think that he looked a lot like a woman?
i take that as an insult.
the fact is, wacko jacko is a big kid himself, dont you think? he's playing dollies with real children.
i feel sorry for him, because he's insane, and yes, a compulsive liar, not because he's misunderstoood, poor kitten.

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Yes Rosie there are laws against hours like that but they are not compulsory hours. It is just made known that if they don't do these sorts of hours they will be left behind and/or eventually fired.

They also got 24 days holiday a year but were encouraged strongly on day one not to take any of them. He hasn't had a day off, apart from christmas day for over a year. I've not spoken to him for ages though so it might have changed what with all the job cuts in the city.

rosie that's why I winked ;)
Jackson is Mad as a hatter so the normal rules don't apply.

He's not selfish, how can you call a man that takes terminally ill children around his own personal fun fair selfish?

And, personally, if I had that much money, damed straight would I have my own theme park in my back yard!

And whoever it was that said "If someone from a council estate hung their kid over a balcony they'd get done"...
Er, hello?

A) No they wouldn't.
B) No-one would know anyway.

Parents throw their kids up in the air and catch them. So?

hell, it's only rock n roll but i like it.

I'm so sick of hearing this topic, it was a leading story on ITN news ffs *yawn*

feel sorry for the dude, raised my eyebrows a few times but he's not breaking the law

So lets talk about the fact that he has only had two plastic surgery operations, to help him breathe easier.

Of course he did!

what is the real deal with this guy?

he is a wierdo

is there anyone on this chat line?

nope

i think micheal jackson is the best i think everyone is so sad cant the just leave him alone poor bugger he only wants to make kids happy bless

ok.

Making them walk bow-legged for the rest of their lives isn't the best way to make them happy though.

his variety of "making kids happy" happens to be against the law is this country :/

And did you really want to be the first one to use the word 'Bugger'?

how do u mean against the law wot do u fink he does

i think he goes back to school and learns the art of punctuation.

Let's face it. Off The Wall and Thriller were superb, but he still fucks kids.

cal - how is sleeping in the same bed as kids illigal? shagging them yes, but not just sharing a bed.

Maybe you should research your facts first.

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Don't worry about it cal, even hitler had his apologists.

The Kids parents might not like it but nothing illegal

When the parents are paid as much as they are, I don't think they end up caring that much.

Proof??

www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/mjdec1.htm...

Scary stuff.

> The Kids parents might not like it but nothing illegal

apart from the fact that the parents know and condoned it?

You have NO PROOF whatsoever that Jackson has done anything illigal, so why don't you keep your allegations to yourself.

Errmmm.....

*looks up*

Proof perchance??

Enough about Jackson, why don't you tell us where Elvis and Shergar are?

They both work in Spar. Shergar usually cashes up at the end of the day.

What does illigal mean AP?

dunno, Weren't me that said it.

I know, i just wondered if you knew, do you think it refers to Homer's 'The Illiad'?

I think it refers to "Illin'" which those hippety-hop folk sometimes talk about.

ho ho ho.

no, ho ho ho was the green giant.

Or a trio of prostitutes.

AP, that can't be right, as you said earlier 'off the wall' and 'thriller' were definately 'illin'

Arrgh yeah, my head hurts now. Arse.

Maybe jlittle was talking about Michael Jackson, ex controller of Channel 4. I'm guessing he probably fucks kids too (Mr. Jackson, that is).

Actually, ignore me, I'm talking shit now.

I think it's probably slang for the illiad, those greeks were buggers for buggery.

Or he could mean that michael jackson hasn't done anything like besieging troy to rescue helen.

err, you have no proof that this isn't true.

as for telling me to keep my allegations to myself - last time i checked this my my site. i'll say what the fuck i like, thankyou very much. feel free not to read if you have a problem with that :|

cal - jlittle was responding to beargod with that post. Just to clear things up.

hmmf - still, there's no need to tell people off. that's my job if anyone's.

And you have no proof that it is, however surely saying he fucks children is Libel?

"Libel - is a published or broadcast false and defamatory statement which damages the reputation of an individual."

Isn't that against the law?

But it was a statement given to the police. A legal document. The story given may be fabricated, which is probably worse, but the description of events more than matches Jackson's personality. I'll be honest, I'm a Jacko fan. I've loved his stuff for years. But there comes a point where you have to stop covering your ears and giving it all that "la-la-la-I-can't-hear-you" treatment. We may never know the exact truth, but there is definitely something a bit unsavoury afoot.

Micheal Jackson fucks children. Sue me.

He sure does.

> We may never know the exact truth, but there is definitely something a bit unsavoury afoot.

I'm not saying that there isn't. I personally don't believe that he has fucked little kids, he may be wierd, but if he loves them as much as he says he does, why would he risk loosing that?

To me, the alergations made all those years ago was just a way for these people to get lots of money, it wasn't a police investigation, but a public one (much like the OJ Simpson case, I can't remember what you call them), have you stopped to ask yourself why it wasn't something that was done by the police? There wasn't enough evidence, and it was all down to who you believe, the bloke that is a bit crazy, or the child.

Many would say the child.

At the end of the day, I just don't like to see people slaunder someone like they have to Jackson, I don't mean to tell people what to do cal, but there's no proof that he broke the law, however people are doing that right now, in this discussion.

Just me 2p.

If he was innocent, why was he so eager to settle it out of court with a large payoff??

actually, it WAS a police case, until jacko gave the family $$$ and they dropped the charges. strange that

Chi-Ching!