Posted by
Uncle Moc, 09:42, 6th February 2003:
What do you guys think of my song. Imagine it to the tune of "Back in the USSR" by the Beatles. It doesn't actually sound like that, but just imagine it.
What are you fuckin' lookin' at?
I'm gonna rip out your fuckin' eye
Blister! blistered eye
What are you fuckin' lookin' at?
I'm gonna rip out your other fuckin' eye
Blister! blistered eye
Eye
Ah, lennon at his finest, Heroin et al.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 09:54, 6th February 2003:
That song sounds like the inside of my head. Genius.
Once I stick foeke fork in my eye! it was hell painfull and i had to go to the hospital foe RECONSTERUCTION SURGE!!
Ah, its the misleadingly titled 'Doctor Lucid' again.
Posted by
Redmaiden, 19:10, 17th February 2003:
Not sure that was your fineset ditty Uncle Moc
Dear god! I'm so glad for Ritalin.
Posted by
mjt7420, 22:51, 28th July 2003:
I don't think the Beatles want to be associated in any way with that song, but I do feel where it comes from
I got a reply back from Paul Mc Cartney this morning!
> Dear Moc,
>
> Thank you for your letter and the song enclosed. Although
> I appreciate it has taken you a lot of time and effort
> to compose this song, I am afraid there are many copyright
> issues involved in playing music already written, even
> if it is the Beatles.
> I would advise you to perhaps perform your song to a different
> tune, and I look forwards to hearing the end result.
>
> All the best!
>
> Paul Mc Cartney
Wow! I mean, it's kind of a rejection, and his grammar's a bit funny, but score!
I can't wait to post him the tape!
Posted by
Sul, 08:08, 4th August 2003:
HAHAHA :D ROCK!
Fucking Jacko, It's all his fault.
It's nice to know big stars like Sir P Mc C still think of the little people.
Damn. I should have really mentioned how much i like his dear departed wife's tasty vegetarian snacks. Maybe I'll mention it when I post the tape.
Posted by
beargod, 14:44, 7th August 2003:
Where is everyone today, there has not been a post since one, it usually livens up about half one
Posted by
Sul, 15:04, 7th August 2003:
perhaps everyone's dead and we're the only 2 alive
Posted by
Rosie, 15:17, 7th August 2003:
I'm still alive - unfortunately. I'm sitting here bored shitless. Everyone must be on holiday or something.
I've got tomorrow off. Hurrah!! I'm going swimming for the first time in about 15 years!
:)
Posted by
beargod, 15:24, 7th August 2003:
I want to go swimming, even though I went just the other day
Posted by
Rosie, 15:30, 7th August 2003:
I tried my swim suit on at lunchtime and it just about fits! I need to do something about my bush though - it looks minging.
Posted by
beargod, 15:34, 7th August 2003:
maybe you should get a razor then
Posted by
Rosie, 15:40, 7th August 2003:
I'm going to wax tonight.
Fuck! Its well boring today.
I mean BG- whens Chay getting back from germany, and if hes already back - why ain't he here?
Posted by
Rosie, 15:41, 7th August 2003:
Had to edit the above post badly as my brain is melting away with boredom and its messing up me spelling and typing"!
Posted by
beargod, 15:44, 7th August 2003:
Spelling? whats that?
Chay will be back by sunday I think
Then he is going away to Holland shortly after, damn bastard lied to me about how many holidays he had left I would have taken longer to go to middlesbrough last time if he had not lied
Posted by
Rosie, 15:46, 7th August 2003:
Ha!
Did he go with Red?
Posted by
Sul, 15:49, 7th August 2003:
As its boring I wrote a poem:
Jimmy! The buck toothed hedgehog
He's Jimmy! The buck toothed heddgehog
He can run, he can swim, he can even fucking sing
He's Jimmy! The buck toothed hedgehog
Jimmy's a small brown ball of super spikes
With big teeth stuck out front
The ladies love his speedy ways
And adore how high jumps
For Jimmy is an uber-hog
With razor sharp front teeth
He'll fight off that bastard fox
Who's name is Shithead Keith
Last time Shithead Keith thought to himself
"I'll go to Jimmy's hood"
Jimmy got all angry and kicked his arse
He fucked his shit up good
So as this story comes to a close
At the end of another day
Lets here it for our hedgehog hero
Hip Hip, Hip Hip, Hooray
Jimmy! The buck toothed hedgehog
He's Jimmy! The buck toothed heddgehog
He can run, he can swim, he can even fucking sing
He's Jimmy! The buck toothed hedgehog
Posted by
beargod, 15:50, 7th August 2003:
very nice Sul
Rosie: no, whence Redmaiden posting on here, but they will be off to Holland together
Posted by
Rosie, 15:52, 7th August 2003:
Vic, You know Brian! Tall fella, brown hair....
Posted by
Rosie, 15:55, 7th August 2003:
"Rosie: no, whence Redmaiden posting on here, but they will be off to Holland together"
I don't understand the "whence" bit? What does that mean then?
Posted by
Sul, 15:56, 7th August 2003:
drop the 'w' and re-read
Posted by
Rosie, 15:58, 7th August 2003:
OH - I get it now.
*sorry I'm stupid!*
Someone should have told beargod that "whence" means "from where"
BG! A quick reference guide for you.
Whence = "from where"
Hence = "For this reason/therefore"
I hate Brian Fucking Dowling.
"Ooh!! Wear your helmets! Safety Fffurst!! *MINCEMINCEMINCE* "
That annoying twat dented my enjoyment of Sunday a bit. Only a bit though. Can't stand the nana.
Posted by
beargod, 16:08, 7th August 2003:
Saturday morning is boring since Ant and dec left it, it was good before ant and dec too though
and sorry ap, I assumed it was all whence
Before Ant and Dec??
You mean Andi Peters' abortive short-lived show "It's Not Just Saturday"??
Andi Peters is another jobby-jabber!
Posted by
beargod, 16:14, 7th August 2003:
Never heard of that, no I mean the good saturday shows, that I cannot think of the names of other then going live which bored me
Posted by
beargod, 16:14, 7th August 2003:
jobby-jabber?
Admit it, BG, you're still upset about the demise of Fully Booked.
He fucked Tony Hart, allegedly.
(Andi Peters, not Beargod)
Fully Booked? Never heard of it, which i suspect is a good thing.
Posted by
Sul, 16:17, 7th August 2003:
Fully Booked, mmmmmmm, Gail "shockingly great arse" Porter :)
"What's your question for Matt Bianco"
"Why are you all such wankers??? WANKAAAAHHHHSSS!!!!!"
Genius TV there.
Foggy - It was a Scottish-made Saturday morning show. It was shite beyond belief, as they all were.
Posted by
beargod, 16:19, 7th August 2003:
Fully Booked was a scottish produced saturday morning show foggy, It was alright to start with, then it just got stupidly crap
oh..I do like (or liked) Gail Porter but still havent heard of that.
Posted by
beargod, 16:20, 7th August 2003:
It was made in Glasgow,
Sorry ap, didn't refresh and see you put that
Was it? Shit, i really should know something about it then. But, alas, no.
I thought Fully Booked improved when they ditched the hotel gimmick and that shite puppet cow (not Miss Porter, btw). It was still bollocks though.
*fears influx of "tvcream"-style nostalgia posts*
Posted by
Rosie, 16:24, 7th August 2003:
what was that show with the stupid manc sheep puppet?
sheep puppet? no idea..I must watch totally different TV from you lot.
Posted by
beargod, 16:26, 7th August 2003:
sheep puppet?
Live and Kicking - shite
SM:TV - was good, now shite
Saturday Show - shite
What's Up Doc? - ok
Motormouth - ok, except for later addition of Neil Buchanan and "sitcom" elements
Gimme 5 - shite
Ghost Train - shite
Get Fresh - Comedy shite
Going Live - Dull
Parallel 9 - shite, original concept ok, later "wacky" incarnation - shite
8:15 From Manchester - Manc Shite
I could go on, but I may end up slitting my wrists.
Rosie - That was "Ghost Train", which became "Gimme 5" later on. It had Jenny Powell on it. And that northern black guy, Steve something (Thompson?)
Posted by
beargod, 16:28, 7th August 2003:
I don't remember the last two
Motormouth was good except I hated the tune for it, although can't remember it now
No 73 - bleh, ok, but later inexplicable "wild west" theme - wankamundo.
FBi (Fully Booked Interactive) - Pass the bleach, I'm thirsty.
Saturday Superstore - Redeemed only by the "Matt Bianco" incident.
Posted by
beargod, 16:30, 7th August 2003:
Ok I kind of liked ghost train and gimmee 5 then, If that is the one I am thinking of
BG: Which motormouth? The early "teen" orientated one with Tony Gregory, or the excreable bollocks with Andy Crane, with Scally Knob Buchanan doing a feature on phobias EVERY FUCKING WEEK.
Posted by
Rosie, 16:33, 7th August 2003:
It was ghost train! The sheeps name was Nobby!
:)
Although on Motormouth, their phone-in game was "Magic Pockets" which is the best game ever based on its having a Betty Boo soundtrack.
Posted by
beargod, 16:34, 7th August 2003:
probably the last ap, maybe I didn't like it argh, stop playing with my head, I usually turned over on alot of them Bring back dungeons and dragons, thundercats and so on and replace all the crap presenter shows with them
I never liked Dungeons and Dragons :(
Actually, I never really liked any of the cartoons they used to put in those shows.
Posted by
Rosie, 16:36, 7th August 2003:
ap - what year was ghost train on?
Fuckin' ell, let me think.... '91 maybe??
It's all here anyway....
tv.cream.org/arksat.htm
Scratchy & Co.....
*shudder*
Posted by
Rosie, 16:40, 7th August 2003:
No way! I was 11. I am sure I must have had better taste then!
I dont remember 91 at all.
Someone please shoot me.
Or tape Quincy and get me a snakebite-and-black. Wow! A poster sale!!! Not in my name, Mr Bush!
Posted by
beargod, 16:48, 7th August 2003:
I always dreaded scratchy and co, I have never seen the 8.15 from manchester or paralel 9
Previous Discussion about Gayness of Tony Hart
Turns out I can't record my Blister in the USSR song til I get my music program back on my laptop. Alas.
That was my favourite thread ever....
*sniff*
It descends into complete dischord towards the end. The gayness discussion appears to be an interlude between poetry.
"Gayness is an interlude between poetry. Discuss.."
that was indeed a kick ass thread.