Discussion » It's Nearly Valentines Day

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Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:42, 7th February 2003:
 
So.....

Roses are Red
Violets are Funky
I'm thinking of you lot
And spanking my monkey

:)
Posted by cal, 14:06, 9th February 2003:
 
that's just beautiful
Posted by jeff, 14:10, 9th February 2003:
 
a small poem courtesy of robyn's ecards:

The damned day has come and gone
But memories still linger
A fragrant digit is my thumb
But you should smell my finger...
Posted by Sul, 10:15, 10th February 2003:
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
So am I you fucking bitch
Since you started fucking that Itlaian tosser
I HATE YOU!
Posted by Sul, 10:18, 10th February 2003:
 
true story
Posted by Grim..., 13:24, 10th February 2003:
 
Roses are red,
And covered in bugs.
I like you legs,
But prefer your jugs.

=]
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:24, 10th February 2003:
 
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
I Am Cal
So Rules.
Posted by cal, 13:31, 10th February 2003:
 
it doesn't really rhyme, but it has my vote :)
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:32, 10th February 2003:
 
It doesn't have to rhyme.
Posted by cal, 14:45, 10th February 2003:
 
no, this is true

i wish i was a ten-ton squirrell
sitting in a tree
and when you walked beneath my branch
i'd jump off and squash you flat
Posted by nibbler, 15:37, 10th February 2003:
 
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
To celebrate on Friday
We should electric boogaloo

Look here
Posted by jeff, 21:55, 10th February 2003:
 
my 'lips' are red
your cock's turning blue
so climb on top baby
I wanna shag you...

(I was waiting for rosie to lower the tone but thought i'd step in anyway)
Posted by November Eclectica, 21:57, 10th February 2003:
 
hahahahahaha ... choke .. cough .... ahahahhahahahhaaa

That was awesome!!
Posted by chandler, 22:50, 10th February 2003:
 
Ah girls talking dirty. Is there anything sweeter? (Apart from photos of Jess and Nov of course)
Posted by jeff, 22:55, 10th February 2003:
 
If I ever meet nov, I'll take an avi of us talking dirty then snogging with my camera. Thats if she wants to. And if I've had a lot to drink..
Posted by chandler, 23:17, 10th February 2003:
 
hooray! Party at my house!
Posted by November Eclectica, 11:50, 11th February 2003:
 
I'm up for it. Like I said I have no problem kissing a girl and talking dirty ..... there is nothing more better then driving a guy insane and knowing how turned on you got him and leaving him there. hahahahahaha ..... I'm so evil.
Posted by Sul, 12:12, 11th February 2003:
 
more love poetry goodness


I'm lonely
I'm blue
But not a-
round you
You brighten
My day
And make me
Feel gay
And not gay
Like queer
Because I
Like beer
And also
Women
Not blokes
Called Tim

sorry any Tim's, it's just a poem, no offence
Posted by cal, 12:19, 11th February 2003:
 
that's brilliant