My friend Julia and I had our picture taken when we went out to a club called Bound.
www.onetruedave.com/GALLERY/20030117/P10...
I wonder what we found so funny. It could had been that just moments before a guy decided to lick my boot.
Pah, bottles of water everywhere and what looks suspiciously like a bottle of special brew. I demand and explanation!
P.S. nice tits :)
Posted by
cal, 14:46, 10th February 2003:
those aren't desi's baps, of course:
www.iamcal.com/pics/desi_baps_1.jpg
www.iamcal.com/pics/desi_baps_2.jpg
I'll tell Julia you think her tits are nice.
That brew isn't mine. I was drinking Cran and Vodka all night.
They don't have nay good beer there.
Isn't that the dad from 2.4 children?
????? who, what?
No, that is my friend Roy. What is 2.4 Children??
Posted by
cal, 15:05, 10th February 2003:
it's a tv programme (show) over here. at least it was, about 10 years ago
I have to see what the dad looked like. That way I can make fun of my friend. *smile*
Posted by
cal, 15:12, 10th February 2003:
gary olsen, now dead:
www.breakingglass.net/people/garyo.htm
hmm, not much of a similarity there, maybe i was thinking of fred flintstone.
Posted by
chandler, 15:27, 10th February 2003:
Yeah it doesnt look anything like Mr Olsen RIP
Posted by
jeff, 15:45, 10th February 2003:
i didnt know gary olsen had died... :(
Me neither,i feel bad about bringing it up now :(
Posted by
chandler, 15:54, 10th February 2003:
sad isnt it. I couldnt believe it when someone nmentioned it a few weeks ago. He was only 42.
And Douglas Adams, man that was sad too
:(
I didn't think it looked like him either.
I don't what it is with me, but I have a things for tall fat guys.
But then again, my cowboy is tall and built.
Posted by
Rosie, 15:57, 10th February 2003:
Me neither. :-(
How sad.
Nice picture Nov. Are you a bit of a goth?
Posted by
Rosie, 16:07, 10th February 2003:
I kind of missed the goth thing when it was going on at college.
:-(
My friends all dressed up and looked really cool, but I was a bit of a shitter when it came to wearing the crosses and the big black boots!
Got any more goth photos?
I have some of me in a red dress, but when I send them to people they look green. I can't figure it out.
Send me your email addy and I will send you some pictures of me, but you got to send me some of you to.
When more pictures of taking of me all gothed up, I will make sure you get a copy.
Posted by
Rosie, 16:24, 10th February 2003:
Nov: Done! :-)
Nov, When you get mine, will you put my picture on here for me as I can't do it??
Posted by
cal, 16:30, 10th February 2003:
rosie - if you want photos posting here then just mail them to me and i'll stick them on the iamcal server :)
Posted by
Rosie, 16:38, 10th February 2003:
Ok cal. Cool.
My mums cut my hair. Big Mistake. One half of my hair is down way past my shoulders by my tit and the other is up by my ear. I will send you a photo of my head to give every one a laugh. :-)
Posted by
cal, 16:46, 10th February 2003:
a quote from (i think) a frosties ad:
"
Never let your mum cut your hair"
i think this is sound advice for everyone.
things mil has argued about with his girlfiend include:
"
Whether her cutting our son's hair comes under 'money-saving skill' or 'therapy in the making'"
( see
www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabou... )
Posted by
Rosie, 16:49, 10th February 2003:
I love that mil millington. I bought his book. Its so funny! V. accurate!
Posted by
cal, 16:52, 10th February 2003:
i got the book too. i mailed mil asking about his next book and he mailed me back. very nice guy
Posted by
Rosie, 17:02, 10th February 2003:
Oh wow! I saw him on telly once, i think it was the wright stuff or something and he seemed a really cool bloke. Do you know if he has any plans for another book cal?
Posted by
cal, 17:50, 10th February 2003:
he said he was working on his next one. out some time this year i think
Rosie~
I'll send you some pictures soon.
Victor ~
I will have to see you naked to see if you pass the Tall Fat Guy test. *smile*
*evil grin*
Rosie ~
Check your email.
Posted by
jeff, 19:17, 10th February 2003:
"never let your mom cut your hair" - that phrase was a family favourite when i was younger.. along with "BEVERRRRRLYYYY" (apparently one of my haircuts made me look like aunt beverly in neighbours).
Hey, I can do goth... but only on
halloween!
hello sexy!! You look great in that picture!!
Posted by
cal, 20:46, 10th February 2003:
i prefer the other pic, jess ;)
Posted by
jeff, 21:50, 10th February 2003:
what? the lesbian one?
Posted by
jeff, 21:50, 10th February 2003:
(thanks nov!)
Where you kissing a girl Jeff? Thats ok, I have one of those pictures of me and my friend Amanda.
Posted by
jeff, 21:58, 10th February 2003:
we were touching tongues... kissing girls is fun. I properly tongued my friend helen once but my boyfriend of the time wasnt very pleased because she was his ex and he hated her..
cal, you can put up the picture if you like, I mean thats *if* you saved it of course ;)
I like kissing girls to. My friend Amanda is dating Scott who is best friends with the guy I am dating. So, when I get there she runs over and gets in my lap and gives me a big kiss. Roy starts screaming ... She is stealing your girl again.
It is so much fun. She will also come up and kiss me when we are at a club and let me tell you that gets a lot of attention .. and not to mention free drinks. *smile*
Posted by
cal, 22:06, 10th February 2003:
jess: i remember the url:
artgeek.net/oct05.jpg
Posted by
chandler, 22:45, 10th February 2003:
That picture with the bottle poster in the background wont get past a third of the way down. What am I missing?!!
Posted by
chandler, 22:47, 10th February 2003:
It's OK I have the oct05 one. I'll stop whining for more photos now. That one is now my desktop wallpaper
Posted by
chandler, 22:48, 10th February 2003:
mmmmm
Posted by
jeff, 22:57, 10th February 2003:
I should start charging for things like that...
Posted by
chandler, 23:15, 10th February 2003:
no, you should put them up in an online gallery and let me loose in there.
Posted by
jeff, 23:20, 10th February 2003:
after i've charged you
Whats the tall fat guy test?
Posted by
chandler, 10:29, 11th February 2003:
Where is everyone today?
Rather unsurprisingly, i'm here
Posted by
Sul, 10:35, 11th February 2003:
I'm around. Catching up on last night's activity. Very interesting.
Posted by
cal, 10:42, 11th February 2003:
i'm here
Posted by
chandler, 10:45, 11th February 2003:
"Very interesting"
:D
Posted by
RUSS, 11:00, 11th February 2003:
I am here, great photo of jeff and her mate
Posted by
Sul, 11:03, 11th February 2003:
hmmmm iamcal sluts, I like that idea.
I am here, just made it in to work. I need coffee.
sluts is a bit harsh.
I'm here as well
Posted by
Sul, 12:09, 11th February 2003:
"sluts is a bit harsh"
really?!
yeah, to me its a real judgement, it says 'you are morally corrupt'.
are you a particularly moral man then MA?
Posted by
Sul, 12:27, 11th February 2003:
It's not really that bad
slut
\Slut\, n. [OE. slutte; cf. OD. slodde a slut, Icel. sl["o]ttr a heavy, loglike fellow, slota to droop.] 1. An untidy woman; a slattern.
Sluts are good enough to make a sloven's porridge. --Old Proverb.
2. A servant girl; a drudge. [Obs.]
Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightly, doing more service than both the others. --Pepys.
3. A female dog; a bitch.
would you be more happy with 'slag' perhaps?
It can be harsh when used in the wrong way. If you know that person is playing, then it is ok.
Men can be sluts also or what I like to call a manwhore. *smile*
But, we are all just teasing each other so no harm done.
Posted by
RUSS, 12:48, 11th February 2003:
i want to be labeled a manwhore that would be cool,
I wouldnt say I was anything special, thats the point, any term that is used to de-value others, from the moral high ground, gives me a bad taste in the mouth.
Sinners for example
I like to think people are all equal, until they prove themselves otherwise.
But we are all sinners in the eyes of god
Posted by
Sul, 14:11, 11th February 2003:
Except me. I'm omnimpotent.
I think you mis-heard your woman there mate.
Posted by
jlittle, 14:31, 11th February 2003:
Just saw this thead, didnt realise gary was dead either ;(
on other notes, more photo's of nice looking ladies in goth please!
Posted by
cal, 14:57, 11th February 2003:
"
Just saw this thead, didnt realise gary was dead either"
i head to read that twice - gary olsen, not
our gary
Posted by
jlittle, 15:13, 11th February 2003:
Sorry!
Posted by
jlittle, 15:14, 11th February 2003:
some of these pics are great
http://www.onetruedave.com/GALLERY/20030117/P1010033.php
Whats with the 'Grease' style socks and sandals?
I haven't a clue, but some of the girls are nasty.
Posted by
Redmaiden, 22:54, 11th February 2003:
ok I'm goth and I like kissing girls.
Posted by
chandler, 23:17, 11th February 2003:
you just get more and more attractive the more you type
Posted by
Redmaiden, 00:11, 12th February 2003:
LOL we ain't having a threesome
Posted by
jeff, 00:32, 12th February 2003:
foursome? hell, i'm morally corrupt and i dont mind admitting it in public... (i'm not really, not all the time..)(i should stop talking now)...
Posted by
Redmaiden, 00:35, 12th February 2003:
ok i cant say no
Posted by
cal, 08:22, 12th February 2003:
mind if i join you?
when i say 'you' i mean emma, jess and desi, not chay :)
Posted by
chandler, 09:07, 12th February 2003:
get lost Cal!
Hmmm... that could be a lot of fun. I think we would make you drop Cal .. do you really think you could satisfy all three of us?
Posted by
chandler, 11:18, 12th February 2003:
Hey this was my fantasy going on until Cal butted in.
Whos talking about satisfying you three?
I asked Cal if he could, since he wanted to know if he could join in with me, jeff and redmaiden, since we all have a fondness for kissing girls.
I just think he would have a hard time keeping up. *smirk*
Posted by
cal, 11:38, 12th February 2003:
i think victor was implying that i wouldn't really care about your own satisfaction.
aha ha ha. ha.
Chay, there is room for you also. *smile*
Posted by
chandler, 11:42, 12th February 2003:
hooray!
We wouldn't need a MAN to satisfy us, we can do that ourselves.
Posted by
RUSS, 12:06, 12th February 2003:
dont be so selfish, share the love!, the more the merrier
I got some viagra going spare, 15 quid a pop
Wouldn't you want to save those for yourself MonkeyArmada.
Cause if I got my hands on that hot body of yours, you would need them. *wicked grin*
Posted by
RUSS, 12:24, 12th February 2003:
in a club the other week me and a few buddies crushed up a viagra and gave it another friend who then got a boner and couldn't lose it!
it was fucking hilarious he had to go home
ah, spiking drinks. hilarious im sure. not to mention illegal and immoral.
Posted by
chandler, 12:33, 12th February 2003:
but at least you all had somewhere to hang your coats
Posted by
RUSS, 12:36, 12th February 2003:
ok i feel remorse, but i wasn't as if i didn't know him and defo wasn't as if he wouldn't have done the same to any one of us
Today its viagra and a giggle, tommorrow its PCP and he's eating cheerleaders on the football field. mark my words!
yeah, you prolly also feel remorse if the drug uncovers a heart defect {{kaboom}}