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Posted by cal, 11:19, 14th February 2003:
 
help celebrate commercialism!

if anyone is in the london or bedford area tonight and needs a date, mail me ;)
Posted by chandler, 11:27, 14th February 2003:
 
anyone know a good site for e-valentines cards? cos I was too lazy to send any and would like to give the impression that I at least remembered people, just not enough to actually buy them a card
Posted by cal, 11:31, 14th February 2003:
 
www.notsosoft.com/postcard/
Posted by chandler, 11:34, 14th February 2003:
 
yeah great Cal, thanks. try again
Posted by cal, 11:47, 14th February 2003:
 
try goolge:
www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient...
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:44, 14th February 2003:
 
valentines. bah humbug.
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:53, 14th February 2003:
 
I am with you on that one arsepuppy.
Posted by chandler, 16:24, 14th February 2003:
 
well quite
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:31, 14th February 2003:
 
Arsepuppy - Are you bah hunbug'ing valentines because you are finding it hard to get laid tonight?
Posted by Sul, 17:04, 14th February 2003:
 
Another quick poem:

Before you head off and disappear
On this special day
A word of warning in your ear
I think your boyfriend's gay
Posted by chandler, 17:35, 14th February 2003:
 
Im pretty sure that Cal's boyfriend is gay.
Posted by chris, 18:36, 14th February 2003:
 
I CERTAINLY AM NOT!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:41, 14th February 2003:
 
well I got zero cards today what a surprise.

Thanx for the oral sex cal and chandler ;-)
Posted by cal, 22:42, 14th February 2003:
 
redeamable any time ;)
Posted by chandler, 23:59, 15th February 2003:
 
damn you cal, that was my special gift.

But yes anytime you like Red...
Posted by chandler, 00:22, 16th February 2003:
 
and FUCK I knew I should have made the effort to find Red's address and send her a card. DAMN IT
Posted by cal, 01:38, 16th February 2003:
 
calm down - you're getting a little over excited about someone who could conceivably be a fat, sweaty man called clive.
Posted by Redmaiden, 13:35, 16th February 2003:
 
well my name isn't clive but I'm fat and sweaty HAHAHAH lol *chuckles hysterically*
Posted by chandler, 14:16, 16th February 2003:
 
do you wear dungarees? Sorry but I have to ask.
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:19, 16th February 2003:
 
no I don't own a pair of them nor do I wear boiler suits. Why do you have a dungeree fetish?
Posted by chandler, 19:04, 16th February 2003:
 
no! its a relief!!! I had a horrible thought that you might wear dugerees/overalls and be a female mechanic.

but you've set my mind at rest (and set my heart racing) ;)
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:08, 16th February 2003:
 
easily pleased I see
Posted by chandler, 22:20, 16th February 2003:
 
thats a good thing really if you think about it
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 16:51, 17th February 2003:
 
so i was lying on a table with a candle in my ass and then cal lit it and the next thing i knew
Posted by chandler, 16:55, 17th February 2003:
 
this really shouldnt be topic of the day any more
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:52, 17th February 2003:
 
Dr Lucid don't stop there!! That's gripping stuff